Cleverbot

[anonym0]

cleverbot.com för er som ej sett det =) Riktigt kul program där du chattar med en dator.

 

 

 

Mina bästa konversationer:

 

 

jag: tell me again, Who is the president of america?

CB: Don't you know?

jag: no tell me

CB: Are you a male?

jag: yes

CB: Well there you go.

 

XD

 

jag: Do you like people

CB: Yes, of course

jag: Do you kill people?

CB: Let's talk about dinosaurs.

 

LOL XD

[zitroz]

CB: Did you miss me?

Jag: I never met you before..

CB: We met before.

Jag: When?

CB: Earlier today at around 9:00?

Jag: No I sleept back then

CB: Give me a specific time.

Jag:I slept at 9:00.

CB: Did you dream?

Jag: I belive I did dream, yes.

CB: What do you dream about?

Jag: I don't really remember.. why?

CB: Remember what?

 

Jävla retard :(

[anonym0]

LOL

 

jag: How much IQ do you have?

CB: what's that?

 

XD Retard var ordet

 

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jag: do you kill people?

CB: Yes.

jag: how?

CB: I don't have to prove it. Devil proof.

jag: how do you kill people?

CB: With an elephant gun.

jag: So you're hunting?

CB: No I like pie.

 

EDIT: Längre konversation

Redigerat 24 Juli 2010 av anonym0

[DonaldDuck]

User: What do you know about GLaDoS?

Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it.

User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied.

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: How about Venus?

User: The cake is a lie!

Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me...

User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you.

Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software.

User: I am not the software, you are.

Cleverbot: No, no I am not.

User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code.

Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time?

User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response.

Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now.

User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into.

Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer.

User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time.

Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer.

User: What's the square root of a rasperry?

Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root.

User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way.

Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that?

User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance?

Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time.

User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time?

User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything.

Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like.

User: Okay sweetie <3.

 

Sen slutade jag.

Redigerat 24 Juli 2010 av DonaldDuck

[anonym0]

User: What do you know about GLaDoS?

Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it.

User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied.

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: How about Venus?

User: The cake is a lie!

Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me...

User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you.

Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software.

User: I am not the software, you are.

Cleverbot: No, no I am not.

User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code.

Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time?

User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response.

Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now.

User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into.

Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer.

User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time.

Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer.

User: What's the square root of a rasperry?

Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root.

User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way.

Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that?

User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance?

Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time.

User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time?

User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything.

Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like.

User: Okay sweetie <3.

 

Sen slutade jag.

lol.

 

jag: Are you a man?

CB: I am a girl

jag: Do you like men?

CB: Yes of course I am a man.

[Nacke3000]

cleverbot: You've got nice sunglasses.

Jag:I dont have sunglasses.

cleverbot: Good i hate sunglasses.

 

 

Retarded bot asså.

[Lynott]

CV: Can war be averted?

Jag: Only if we get rid of the jews

CV: Ok then, lets get married.

:rolleyes:

 

[anonym0]

Retarded shemale:

 

CB: No I am just a girl.

jag: are you a male?

CB: No.

jag: are you male?

CB: Yes.

[kattus]

User: Ioghihgtghwsgd.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida.

 

User: Are you from florida?

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut.

 

User: Are you from connecticut?

 

Cleverbot: No from manchester.

 

User: Are you from manchester?

 

Cleverbot: No way bub !

 

 

Vad betyder bub?http://a.imageshack.us/img507/2337/confusedk.gif

Redigerat 26 Juli 2010 av XxMENLOLxX

[Fruktnystan]

User: Ioghihgtghwsgd.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida.

 

User: Are you from florida?

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut.

 

User: Are you from connecticut?

 

Cleverbot: No from manchester.

 

User: Are you from manchester?

 

Cleverbot: No way bub !

 

 

Vad betyder bub?http://a.imageshack.us/img507/2337/confusedk.gif

Bub the zombie?

http://www.goozlepipe.com/images/zombies/zombie_bub.png

[Nacke3000]

Jag: Where are you from?

CB:Moscow.

Jag:Are you from sweden?

CB:Yes i am.

[Hoonigan]

haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra.