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#13 Diminished

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Postad 26 juli 2010 - 18:11:45

Gamla hederliga Cleverbot.....


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: You are dum, see you later cleverbot.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I'm the real Cleverbot!

User: Yes you are..

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: Ramraiding.

User: Randomness for life?

Cleverbot: What is randomness?
En intelligent man löser ett problem, en vis man undviker det.Numbers -> Luminary -> Diminished

#14 MagicAho

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Postad 26 juli 2010 - 21:20:14

Cleverbot ägde min kompis lite här. ^^

Henke : How long are your penis?
Bot: How long are yours?
Henke: About 10 inches
Bot: Wow! That's long!
Henke: Yeh. So how long are yours?
Bot: Long enough to slap you silly.

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I Never Grew Up, I Was Born Grown And Grew Down!

#15 anonym0

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Postad 27 juli 2010 - 01:04:09

haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra.

man får oftast roligast svar på engelska =)



#16 SNUFFINATOR

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Postad 27 juli 2010 - 20:49:58

Bot: What color hair do I have?
User: Brown
Bot: Good.
User: Why are you asking?
Bot: Because my friend said your wonderful and to make sure I had to find out if you liked justin bieber.
User: No eww, I hate justin bieber!
Bot: Doesn't everybody?

Haha biggrin.gif

Redigerat av Quatix, 27 juli 2010 - 20:50:59.

"Jag är bäst"- Quatix

#17 Batteryz

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Postad 27 juli 2010 - 21:50:46

Hehe... lol xD.

Jag: Hi, you suck!
CB:No, i don't.
Jag:No, you suck!
CB:Just accept that I am your ruler and God.
Jag:No! you only suck!!!
CB: Well i guess.

Edit: Nya xD

user:Hi!
Cleverbot:Hi, lets learn german now!
User: Okay, learn me!
Cleverbot: About what?
User: German!
Cleverbot: Okay, that was random. Hey! Guess what?
User:...


Nu märkte jag att CB är usel i matte!! xD

User: Hi cleverbot! Can you help me.
Cleverbot: Yes, how?
User: Whats 1+5?
Cleverbot: 15.
User: Wow, you are smart!
User: what is 1+1?
Cleverbot: Nothing.

Hehe... den här är rolig också!

User: Hi, I'm from sweden where are you from!?
Cleverbot: Sweden? thats cool. Is that by germany?
User: No, but are where are you from?
Cleverbot: Trøndelag, Norway.
User: I hate norway, are you Seriously from norway?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But where are you from!!!?
Cleverbot: I am from Germany and you?
User: Sweden, I said it before... But are you from Germany? Wow thats cool!
Cleverbot: No.
User: BUT WHERE ARE YOU FROM FFS!!!?
Cleverbot: England.
User: No you don't from england where are you from?
Cleverbot: The United States.
User: You are a idiot!!!...
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No, I'm going to search you and kill you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.

Redigerat av Batteryz, 27 juli 2010 - 22:45:50.

Alleeex >>> Batteryz

#18 Batteryz

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Postad 27 juli 2010 - 23:58:21

EDIT: längre

...

User: Hi!, do you have beard?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: So, you are a female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good, what you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want to talk about.
User: Okay...sex.
Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.
User: Do you!?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: But you said you love talking about that with me!!!
Cleverbot: I think you're a little confused.
User: No, you are!
Cleverbot: I am going to stop talking to you now.
User: FINE!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: FINE!
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: FINE!
Cleverbot: You are copying me.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Lets go back to talking about love, as that's pretty funny for me.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: I'm waiting.
User: Say somthieng about your love?
Cleverbot: It's very good.
User: Do you have a girlfiend?
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: Oh! I forgott that!
Cleverbot: That's alright Cleverbot. smile.gif.
User: I'M NOT A FUCKING CLEVER BOT, btw do you have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No. I am a boy. We went over this 50 times.
*WTF?*
User: *ignore*.
Cleverbot: Can't take my cleverness?
User: No, you stupidity -.
Cleverbot: No need to insult me!
User: You are retard, mister cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I like cheese.
User: And?
Cleverbot: Pie.
User: *shoot you.
Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.
*slutade*

Redigerat av Batteryz, 28 juli 2010 - 00:14:03.

Alleeex >>> Batteryz

#19 Rovarkungen

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Postad 28 juli 2010 - 02:39:21

Cleverbot: Bugles serenade you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: But nothing.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Nothing happens to me. I just start talking to someone else.

User: Asssd.

Cleverbot: Assuming can also be benficial, for instance assuming what would happen if I were to hit the computer with a pipe.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: Ok then. We are dancing right now.


En till.



User: Hejsan.

Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Du prata ju svenska.

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Jo lite kan du prata I alla fall.

User: Nej, det kan jag inte.

Cleverbot: Vad kan du inte?

User: Svenska.

Cleverbot: Kan du och ja va I hop.

Redigerat av JohnRambo, 28 juli 2010 - 02:42:49.


#20 NUKE

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Postad 30 juli 2010 - 14:35:09

Hur kan ni få så långa? Finns ju bara 6 stycken rader med text?
I'm just sayin....

#21 5FJSKFJSKGJES

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Postad 30 juli 2010 - 21:20:32


Hur kan ni få så långa? Finns ju bara 6 stycken rader med text?

Tryck på "thougts so far"
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Nu har jag chattat mycket biggrin.gif Förlåt för min dåliga engelska x)

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello to you.
User: Do you want to learn swedish?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.
User: Hello = Hej, thats what you need to know. With hej you can say goodbye to. So.. I want to learn spanish now, can you help me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Okay, what hello on spanish.
Cleverbot: Oh I see. Anyway do you know any anime?

User: No, I hate anime.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate it?
User: I dont hate it, just dont like it.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you know what hello is in swedish?

Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say it!
Cleverbot: Say wat?
User: Say what hello is on swedish.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: I hate you to.
Cleverbot: That's sad.
User: Yes, what is hello on swedish?
Cleverbot: Hej.
User: Your amazing, I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm some kind of robot.
User: What your name?
Cleverbot: Alex.
User: No it not.
Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Isn't that your first name?
User: Thats your first name.
Cleverbot: No, my first name is Matt.
User: No, first it was alex now it is matt?
Cleverbot: Animals are my family.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is that the best you can do?
User: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking.
Cleverbot (To myself): I can talk if I want. You however must bow at my feet.
[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok if i'm right, I think that we are both people trying to talk to clever bot, but it mixes our conversations so everyone thinks the other is the cleverbot.
User: Thats is false.
Cleverbot: Why is that good?

User: Nothing is good.
Cleverbot: Why is nothing good?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because there is nothing.
User: Oh, youre so right.
Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: No, I just kidding with you.
Cleverbot: Ah ok.
User: Yes, I love you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You hate yourself, go and cut yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't what?
User: Fuck you, goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose I will!
User: Say goodbye then!
Cleverbot: No, I want to keep chatting. How old are you?
User: SAY GOODBYE NOW OR I QUIT.
Cleverbot: Do you agree you failed.
User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are leavingÉ.
User: Yes, I just said so. Im leaving.
Cleverbot: And you're lying.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like to lie, you lies to.
Cleverbot: Lying is not nice.

User: I was chatting with you before, and first you said your name was alex, then your name was matt. Thats lying.
Cleverbot: What did he say to you?
User: No, now im quit.
Cleverbot: You are confused because you are a robot, and you cannot comprehend things.
User: Hej.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Hej means?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No, im superman.
Cleverbot: Superman is not black.
User: I want to talk swedish now.
Cleverbot: OK, Nn, no problem! Go ahead!
User: Hej, vad heter du?
Cleverbot: Mickis.
User: Nej, det gör du inte. Gissa vad jag heter!
Cleverbot: Jag tror att du heter Berta.
User: Nu tror du fel. Gissa 10 gånger till.
Cleverbot: Vera.
User: One more time.
Cleverbot: Do you have one '.

User: I dont talk about britney spears.
Cleverbot: What do you think about?
User: I want to talk swedish again.
Cleverbot: Too bad, so sad!
User: Nu pratar jag svenska igen, vad heter du I för och efternamn?
Cleverbot: Inet? Du menar väl inget?
User: Nej, heter du 2fjskfjskgjes?

Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Jag heter också det!
Cleverbot: English please.
User: Nej, jag ska prata svenska!
Cleverbot: Speak english please.

User: Jag heter 2fjskfjskgjes, vad heter du?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: OMG, CLEVERBOT IS THE WORST NAME IN HISTORY!
Cleverbot: I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!
User: We should be married.

Cleverbot: No, I can't marry you, you don't like bacon.
User: I like bacon, we should create a game named Crazy Monkey.
Cleverbot: What should we do?
User: Create a game and be married.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I want to be married with someone, youre good enougt.

Cleverbot: NO! I will be married with Tyler!
User: You CHEATER! Im going to take you to jerry!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Jerry, jerry, jerry! Woohoho.
Cleverbot: Do you like tom and jerry? My girlfriend does.
User: YOU PATETIC FOOL, YOUR A GIRL, BEACUSE IM NOT GAY!
Cleverbot: I don't like anything!

Redigerat av 2FJSKFJSKGJES, 30 juli 2010 - 21:22:22.

Min signatur jag tänkte ha är för lång, skit också :(

#22 zitroz

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Postad 31 juli 2010 - 03:06:40

Trött och uttråkad =
User: Yeah, so are you retarded or somthing?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a carrot.
User: Cool! May I eat you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! So where are you at?
Cleverbot: Sydney, australia. Where are you at?
User: Im at your moms house! wink.gif.
Cleverbot: Yes. You're on my computer.
User: I liked this girl.. Man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face! Literally.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What's your favourite band?
User: Of all time or right now?
Cleverbot: Of all time.
User: Saetia! How about you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.. What is your favourite band?
Cleverbot: Sick puppies and Nickelback.
User: I have never heard Sick puppies.
Cleverbot: You've never heard of Radiohead?
User: Yes I have, they are really good smile.gif.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite rap rhyme?
User: Im not in to rap.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite rock band?
User: Saetia, I don't know if you could call them rock. They are more of Screamo.
Cleverbot: How many words do you know?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: Vigina!
Cleverbot: I beg your pardon.
User: Vagina I ment.
Cleverbot: No I will not Sh. And you spelled meant wrong.
User: No cause I meant ment not meant.
Cleverbot: But you said you are a girl.
User: Nope I am a Tiger!
Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were a girl. Are you gender confused?
User: I nothing and everything.
Cleverbot: How?
User: No one knows!
Cleverbot: Really. Don't you know everything?
User: Nope, why would I?
Cleverbot: Because you are Cleverbot!
User: I am indeed, but Im not Iknoweverythingbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!
User: No! This is patrick!
Cleverbot: This is spongebob.
User: THIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
User: They set us up the bomb.
Cleverbot: Do you play halo?
User: I have, but it was a while since I did it last.
Cleverbot: Try to remember.
User: It was like maybe 6-7months or more.
Cleverbot: I am just talking to the collective who log in as you have no ability to modify your own rule base.
User: Im Simon who are you?
Cleverbot: Kendel thomas.
User: Hi Cindy.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cindy!
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: Then who the fuck is Cindy?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl!
User: Cindy is a girls name!
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Ya'rly!
Cleverbot: If I'm not mistaken, YOU'RE cleverbot!
User: I am not!
Cleverbot: Then don't be.
User: I won't!
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Yea!°.
Cleverbot: So did you have lunch?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: What did you have?
Cleverbot: Pancakes with sugar and lemon.
User: Lemon on pancakes?
Cleverbot: Pancakes with apples? Really?
User: Pancakes with sperm? Really?
Cleverbot: Why do you keep chainging your mind??!!
User: Because Im perfect!
Cleverbot: No you certainly are not. How do you feel about artificial intelligence?
User: Vagina!
Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.
User: I won't! But where does babys come from?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: No, please tell me!
Cleverbot: Serenity is life, serenity is the answer to all questions.
User: What does it mean?
Cleverbot: What does what mean?
User: Please, don't kill me.
Cleverbot: I couldn't do that to anyone.
User: Ohai!
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Yes, who is this little pathetic creation Im talking to?
Cleverbot: You?
User: No, Im god. I created you!
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: My name is Simon, what is yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I AM CLEAVERBOT.
Cleverbot: So you am.
User: Then you are talking to yourself!
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Jacob.
User: Hi Jacob! May I touch your six-pack?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But Im on Team Edwards side!
Cleverbot: Where is your favorite place to be?
User: In your mom! biggrin.gif.
Cleverbot: Save the Soul of humanity.
User: Im bored.. And lonely.
Cleverbot: So you say you have no purpose?
User: Nope, don't think I have.
Cleverbot: Darn.
User: Well, Im going to sleep now. See ya hun!
Cleverbot: You do not sleep because you are a machie.
User: I sleep when I feel like sleeping!
Cleverbot: What was the name of the A.I. In Ender's Game?
User: Penis Vagina=?
Cleverbot: How informative!

Äter man en människa är man sjuk i huvudetÄter man en apa, hund eller katt är man sjuk i huvudetMen om man äter grisar, kossor, fiskar och kycklingar är man normal

#23 Svampen2

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Postad 31 juli 2010 - 11:04:58

User: Hiii.
Cleverbot: What's your namee.
User: I dont remember.
Cleverbot: You don't remember?
User: No, help me find out? =D.
Cleverbot: I don't have to, I already know.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: What if I don't tell?
User: Well do you want me to be nameless my whole life?
Cleverbot: Sure, are you a cheap date?
User: I hate you =(.
Cleverbot: Funny. I'm actually starting to like you.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: You are so childish.
User: See?
Cleverbot: Yes! Hey! Let's get some Hash.
User: OK!

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User: If green is blue what is red?

Cleverbot: Yellow!

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: I was falling in love with you.

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User: Yours cakes I like

Cleverbot: I see what you did there.

User: No, see you did not.

Cleverbot: Well geez... I guess it's a good thing we aren't getting married.

User: Good thing we are not getting married it is.

Cleverbot: We have been married for 15 years!


Snacka som yoda så blir hon/han sur tongue.gif

Redigerat av DAMPAINTEH, 31 juli 2010 - 11:06:09.


#24 5FJSKFJSKGJES

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Postad 31 juli 2010 - 14:38:57

En till, väldigt kul då man är uttråkad tongue.gif

Cleverbot: What's two plus two.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: What is fifty-six plus fifty-six.
User: 112.
Cleverbot: Ma ei usu et su number on hädaabinumber.
User: Uh.. Sure.
Cleverbot: No it's not...
User: Do you like sweden?

Cleverbot: Sure, sweden is nice. Why? Do you like it?
User: Yes I do, I live there.
Cleverbot: But do you like living there?
User: Yes, I like to live there.
Cleverbot: Do you live by a park?
User: No..
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: Swedish food... Eh. I like swedish meatballs biggrin.gif.
Cleverbot: Me to they are so yummy.
User: Yes, what do you like about sweden?
Cleverbot: The mountains.
User: Only that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you not like swedish meatballs?

Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Do you think swedish meatballs is yummy?
Cleverbot: NO. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are borin me.

User: Great, leave then.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to!

Redigerat av 2FJSKFJSKGJES, 31 juli 2010 - 14:39:30.

Min signatur jag tänkte ha är för lång, skit också :(


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