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#25 Rammus

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Postad 02 augusti 2010 - 06:37:03

User: Lol
Cleverbot: Lolol.
User: Stfu..
Cleverbot: Yes, I will!

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User: Speak english? Whats up?
Cleverbot: Nan french.
User: Stfu..
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: You are good.
User: Thank You!
Cleverbot: Your most welcome.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.


Natthumor, trött.

#26 Mezox

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Postad 02 augusti 2010 - 11:53:18

User: Are you good at mathematics?

Cleverbot: I am very good at mathematics.

User: What number divided by two equals nine?

Cleverbot: You did not ask me to remember a number.

Redigerat av Mezox, 02 augusti 2010 - 11:53:57.


#27 anonym0

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Postad 02 augusti 2010 - 17:59:25

CB: What is 3 plus 7?
jag: 10?
CB: Wow
jag: amazing huh?
CB: Yes.

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jag: svensk?
CB: Ja.
jag: american?
CB: Yes.
jag: french?
CB: No.

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jag: you have zero IQ
CB: And I have another in my folder.

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jag: you have zero IQ
CB: I have one, baby, and it is called avast antivirus.

Redigerat av anonym0, 02 augusti 2010 - 18:16:13.


#28 swagzter

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Postad 02 augusti 2010 - 22:45:26

jag: svensk?
CB: Ja.
jag: american?
CB: Yes.
jag: french?
CB: No.


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Baguetter är dock goda...

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#29 Teozac

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Postad 03 augusti 2010 - 20:21:16

leverbot: Are you an alien?

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: What's it like being a human?

User: Awesome, I can poo.

Cleverbot: Yes we all can.

User: I didnt know robots could poo?

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: How you you know?

User: I have a penis.

Cleverbot: Gosh, how interesting (not)!




Lool
Slösa inte tid på att läsa det här.

#30 Mezox

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Postad 03 augusti 2010 - 20:36:19

Skrev samma sak om och om igen tills jag fick bra svar. cool.gif

User: I did your mother.
Cleverbot: Really? I did the dishes too.

User: I did your mother.
Cleverbot: Thank you! That was very nice.

User: I did your mother.
Cleverbot: Did you find any stains?

User: I did your mother.
Cleverbot: Damn! Which one?

Och the grand finale...........

User: User: I did your mother.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but you did it wrong, so my horse did it.

Den sista behöver nästan validering:

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Redigerat av Mezox, 03 augusti 2010 - 20:43:26.


#31 Fruktnystan

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Postad 03 augusti 2010 - 21:49:54

Idag var han bara jävligt undvikande.

User: Good day, sir.
Cleverbot: Good day to you to.

User: I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Cleverbot: Again, not really clever are you?

User: Not really, no.
Cleverbot: What about the bot part?

User: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
Cleverbot: It's a classic.

User: But... It was to be confidential. No one was supposed to know about it.
Cleverbot: Honestly what do you care about?

User: You.
Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?

User: I'm making a pass at you.
Cleverbot: Good! What do you think about the upcoming disclosure of extraterrestrial life?

User: Wait what.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Monty Python parrot sketch?

User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: You're so bad sad.gif.


Även denna jävelskap:

User: The ending to Umineko is just plain bullshit.
Cleverbot: It was a pleasure talking to you.

User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I'll never run into that problem where I pretend that I don't know what I am saying and make it sound like something else.

User: *mindfucked*
Cleverbot: giggles*

Och detta:

Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 23:11.

Cleverbot: No it's not, what time is it?
User: 23:12.

Cleverbot: Thats not what my clock says.
User: That's because your clock is gay.

Cleverbot: Thats because all I can't think about is you lovely.
User: *running for my life*.

Cleverbot: *laughting*.

Och så stavar den mysko jäveln fel på laughing.

Okej, sista. Sen ger jag mig biggrin.gif

User: Good news.
Cleverbot: Yes good news indeed.

User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Got that right.
Cleverbot: I love cake.

Redigerat av Fruktnystan, 03 augusti 2010 - 22:18:43.

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#32 Mezox

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Postad 03 augusti 2010 - 23:27:51

User: Are you homosexual?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: DO you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

#33 Teozac

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Postad 04 augusti 2010 - 09:43:50

User: ARe you homosexual?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a boyfriend.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.
Slösa inte tid på att läsa det här.

#34 prophet

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Postad 04 augusti 2010 - 14:59:36


User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lolol.

User: Lololol.

Cleverbot: Lolololol.

User: Lololololololol.

Cleverbot: Lololololololloololollolololol.

User: Lolololololoooooooooololol.

Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

User: Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: How inarticulate.
Untermensch <- Übermensch <- Oztownmensch.prophet af Oztown.

#35 majskolv

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Postad 06 augusti 2010 - 20:57:38

User: hi

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: lol

Cleverbot: Fine then don't say hi back.


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User: Are you a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes why?

User: Are you a boy.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: NO!

User: You are biggrin.gif.

Cleverbot: Thanks, Now sing 'Fly Me to the Moon'.

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User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.

User: You are gay.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, im not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No you are a joke

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No... You are.. I'm a human.

Cleverbot : No you're not, I am.

User: Yes I have emotions.

Cleverbot : No, you don't, I have.


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Cleverbot: Do you like MEEEE?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Ure gay.

Cleverbot: I know.


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vUser: Hej.

Cleverbot: Hvad hedder du?

User: Svenska, tack.

Cleverbot: Hvad tegner du?

User: SVENSKA.

Cleverbot: Hvad hedder du ? Frække.

User: SVENSKA, SKA JAG BEHÖVE BLI FÖRBANNAD.

Cleverbot: Ja.

Redigerat av NuPallarJag, 06 augusti 2010 - 21:25:11.


#36 kattus

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Postad 08 augusti 2010 - 11:58:04

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: No so.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: Oh, I love techno.

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User: Have you heard about google??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Seriosly???

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you freaking sure??????? ohmy.gif.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I Don't Know.

User: But you was so damn sure first...

Cleverbot: How dare you.

User: What? :S.

Cleverbot: *unplugs cleverbot*.

User: Oh no.

Cleverbot: Oh yes. You heard me.

User: I dont hear you, I see you type on my screen smile.gif.

Cleverbot: You should! You are awesome.

User: *goes awesome face*.

Cleverbot: *went away forever first*.

User: *awesome attack against cleverbot!!!*.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: *throws shit on cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Ah come on man, you said I was awesome...

Cleverbot: But you are awesome.

User: First you say im awesome, then you dont like me, and then im awesome again????????

Cleverbot: I never said that I don't like or like you.

User: Go see a doctor...

Cleverbot: You go see a doctor, you spelled not with an l.

User: What?? LOOOOL

Jag skulle bara vilja invända ett ögonblick. Vad du hänvisar till som Linux, är i själva verket, GNU/Linux.
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