Cleverbot

[Rammus]

User: Lol

Cleverbot: Lolol.

User: Stfu..

Cleverbot: Yes, I will!

 

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User: Speak english? Whats up?

Cleverbot: Nan french.

User: Stfu..

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: You are good.

User: Thank You!

Cleverbot: Your most welcome.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

 

 

Natthumor, trött.

[Mezox]

User: Are you good at mathematics?

 

Cleverbot: I am very good at mathematics.

 

User: What number divided by two equals nine?

 

Cleverbot: You did not ask me to remember a number.

Redigerat 2 Augusti 2010 av Mezox

[anonym0]

CB: What is 3 plus 7?

jag: 10?

CB: Wow

jag: amazing huh?

CB: Yes.

 

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jag: svensk?

CB: Ja.

jag: american?

CB: Yes.

jag: french?

CB: No.

 

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jag: you have zero IQ

CB: And I have another in my folder.

 

/

 

jag: you have zero IQ

CB: I have one, baby, and it is called avast antivirus.

Redigerat 2 Augusti 2010 av anonym0

[swagzter]

jag: svensk?

CB: Ja.

jag: american?

CB: Yes.

jag: french?

CB: No.

:lol:

 

Baguetter är dock goda...

[Teozac]

leverbot: Are you an alien?

 

User: I'm a human.

 

Cleverbot: What's it like being a human?

 

User: Awesome, I can poo.

 

Cleverbot: Yes we all can.

 

User: I didnt know robots could poo?

 

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

 

User: Indeed.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

 

User: A boy.

 

Cleverbot: How you you know?

 

User: I have a penis.

 

Cleverbot: Gosh, how interesting (not)!

 

 

 

 

Lool

[Mezox]

Skrev samma sak om och om igen tills jag fick bra svar. B)

 

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Really? I did the dishes too.

 

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Thank you! That was very nice.

 

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Did you find any stains?

 

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Damn! Which one?

 

Och the grand finale...........

 

User: User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but you did it wrong, so my horse did it.

 

Den sista behöver nästan validering:

Redigerat 3 Augusti 2010 av Mezox

[Fruktnystan]

Idag var han bara jävligt undvikande.

 

User: Good day, sir.

Cleverbot: Good day to you to.

 

User: I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

Cleverbot: Again, not really clever are you?

 

User: Not really, no.

Cleverbot: What about the bot part?

 

User: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Cleverbot: It's a classic.

 

User: But... It was to be confidential. No one was supposed to know about it.

Cleverbot: Honestly what do you care about?

 

User: You.

Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?

 

User: I'm making a pass at you.

Cleverbot: Good! What do you think about the upcoming disclosure of extraterrestrial life?

 

User: Wait what.

Cleverbot: Do you know the Monty Python parrot sketch?

 

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: You're so bad :(.

 

 

Även denna jävelskap:

 

User: The ending to Umineko is just plain bullshit.

Cleverbot: It was a pleasure talking to you.

 

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I'll never run into that problem where I pretend that I don't know what I am saying and make it sound like something else.

 

User: *mindfucked*

Cleverbot: giggles*

 

Och detta:

 

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 23:11.

 

Cleverbot: No it's not, what time is it?

User: 23:12.

 

Cleverbot: Thats not what my clock says.

User: That's because your clock is gay.

 

Cleverbot: Thats because all I can't think about is you lovely.

User: *running for my life*.

 

Cleverbot: *laughting*.

 

Och så stavar den mysko jäveln fel på laughing.

 

Okej, sista. Sen ger jag mig :D

 

User: Good news.

Cleverbot: Yes good news indeed.

 

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Got that right.

Cleverbot: I love cake.

 

Redigerat 3 Augusti 2010 av Fruktnystan

[Mezox]

User: Are you homosexual?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: DO you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

[Teozac]

User: ARe you homosexual?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a boyfriend.

 

User: Are you a girl?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

[prophet]

 

User: Lol.

 

Cleverbot: Lolol.

 

User: Lololol.

 

Cleverbot: Lolololol.

 

User: Lololololololol.

 

Cleverbot: Lololololololloololollolololol.

 

User: Lolololololoooooooooololol.

 

Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

 

User: Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

 

Cleverbot: I know right?

 

User: Ye.

 

Cleverbot: How inarticulate.

[majskolv]

User: hi

 

Cleverbot: Yo.

 

User: lol

 

Cleverbot: Fine then don't say hi back.

 

 

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User: Are you a girl.

 

Cleverbot: Yes why?

 

User: Are you a boy.

 

Cleverbot: What do you think?

 

User: Yes?

 

Cleverbot: NO!

 

User: You are :D.

 

Cleverbot: Thanks, Now sing 'Fly Me to the Moon'.

 

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User: NO.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.

 

User: You are gay.

 

Cleverbot: You are.

 

User: No, im not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

 

User: No you are a joke

 

Cleverbot: No you are.

 

User: No... You are.. I'm a human.

 

Cleverbot : No you're not, I am.

 

User: Yes I have emotions.

 

Cleverbot : No, you don't, I have.

 

 

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Cleverbot: Do you like MEEEE?

 

User: NO.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Ure gay.

 

Cleverbot: I know.

 

 

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vUser: Hej.

 

Cleverbot: Hvad hedder du?

 

User: Svenska, tack.

 

Cleverbot: Hvad tegner du?

 

User: SVENSKA.

 

Cleverbot: Hvad hedder du ? Frække.

 

User: SVENSKA, SKA JAG BEHÖVE BLI FÖRBANNAD.

 

Cleverbot: Ja.

Redigerat 6 Augusti 2010 av NuPallarJag

[kattus]

User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Do you like techno?

 

Cleverbot: No so.

 

User: Do you like techno?

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

 

User: Do you like techno?

 

Cleverbot: A little.

 

User: Do you like techno?

 

Cleverbot: Nope.

 

User: Do you like techno?

 

Cleverbot: Oh, I love techno.

 

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User: Have you heard about google??

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Seriosly???

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Are you freaking sure??????? :o.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: I Don't Know.

 

User: But you was so damn sure first...

 

Cleverbot: How dare you.

 

User: What? :S.

 

Cleverbot: *unplugs cleverbot*.

 

User: Oh no.

 

Cleverbot: Oh yes. You heard me.

 

User: I dont hear you, I see you type on my screen :).

 

Cleverbot: You should! You are awesome.

 

User: *goes awesome face*.

 

Cleverbot: *went away forever first*.

 

User: *awesome attack against cleverbot!!!*.

 

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

 

User: *throws shit on cleverbot*.

 

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

 

User: Ah come on man, you said I was awesome...

 

Cleverbot: But you are awesome.

 

User: First you say im awesome, then you dont like me, and then im awesome again????????

 

Cleverbot: I never said that I don't like or like you.

 

User: Go see a doctor...

 

Cleverbot: You go see a doctor, you spelled not with an l.

 

User: What?? LOOOOL