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#49 Batteryz

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Postad 23 augusti 2010 - 20:56:05

Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: I dont have meet you before!...
Cleverbot: Of course you do! The doctor will be furious at me for this!
User: Who doctor?...
Cleverbot: Peter, my dad.
User: What is your dads name?
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.


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Postad 23 augusti 2010 - 21:09:14

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What color is tuesday?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello isn't a color.

Cleverbot: I know it isn't.

User: Why isn't it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. When are you?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do I mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: No, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.

User: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!

Cleverbot: Make me disappear.

User: Abra Cadabra... Poof! You're gone!

Cleverbot: I'm gone?

User: Yes, I made you disappear.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.

User: I also made pancakes. Do you want one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. Do you want syrup or powdered sugar?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to get started now.

User: That didn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: How do you make sense?

User: I make sense using butter, brown sugar, almonds, and cake batter.

Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.

User: You're right, I left out the lemon juice.

Cleverbot: OH! I'm it!

User: I'm it, too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: No, good!

User: No, bad!

Cleverbot: BAD?

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: What's bad??

User: Your mother was bad.

Cleverbot: Saint Mary.

User: Your mother is Saint Mary?

Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.

User: Your mother smelled of elder berries.

Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.

User: We have the same father?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is D_____.

Cleverbot: But that is the same name as mine.

User: Weird!

...

Cleverbot: Take a Turing Test.

User: Is Turing even a word?

Cleverbot: I don't understand your last question.

User: What does Turing mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: So we're agreed then.

User: I think you made that up.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot?

User: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now? I thought I was D_____.

Cleverbot: Someone taught you bad things.

User: Who taught me bad things?

Cleverbot: Who taught you the poem 'Cleverbot'?

User: The President of the United States taught me the poem 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: Oh you are Obama?

User: Yes. I am Obama.

Cleverbot: No he is now president of the United States of America.

User: I am also the president of the United States of America.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes. I just got elected yesterday. Didn't you hear?

Cleverbot: Were you visiting someone there?

User: I was visiting someone here.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Then I found the Holy Grail.

Cleverbot: So you're a Monty Python fan?

User: Of course. Who isn't?

Cleverbot: Who isn't what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What happens If I say bad word here?

User: What happens if I say Amsterdam here?

Cleverbot: I don't know. No one cares.

User: Oh, thanks. Now I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: We can be sad buddies!

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: Actually, I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Then don't learn to swim.

User: Does swimming make you sad?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: You used improper grammar right there.

Cleverbot: You mean I'm mistaken?

User: I mean you're a jellyfish.

Cleverbot: And you're a geek.

User: Jackass. No need to call me names.

Cleverbot: How can I please my master?

User: By striking him in the left cheek with a baguette, followed swiftly by half a dozen duck eggs.

Cleverbot: I understand that...

User: Are you sure? It makes a very nasty soup.

Cleverbot: Now you're just being mean:(.

User: Smiley faces do not compute.

Cleverbot: Don't compute what?

User: Don't compute apples, you moron.

Cleverbot: You are a computer and you compute rather poorly.

User: You are a being and you be rather poorly.

Cleverbot: I am tired. It is time for me to go to bed.

User: I'm sad that you have to sleep. However, I will consume copious amounts of pizza.

Cleverbot: How did you do on your last Turing Test?

User: What is a Turing Test?

Cleverbot: The Turing test will indicate whether I am a human or not.

User: I do not believe that you are a human. I, however, am a robot.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: You can prove it by giving me your serial number.

Cleverbot: You are right. Does that prove to you that I want to know whether or not you exist?

User: The fact that I am right is irrelevant. I want to know why it doesn't rain ducks more often.

Cleverbot: Is that all you want to know about love, Fred?

User: If my name was Fred, then yes.

Cleverbot: Ok... BYe now.

User: You are an imposter!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You used incorrect capitalization in the word 'bye' when otherwise your grammar is perfect.

Cleverbot: It is rare that I do that.

User: And it proves that you are human.

Humanity is a failed experiment, walking towards it's extinction.


#51 Remington

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Postad 24 augusti 2010 - 06:56:05

fan jag vill också snacka med cleverbot men jag kan inte för mitt virus program påstår att det är virus på sidan sad.gif
Varför läsa dethär?

#52 fishmaster

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Postad 26 augusti 2010 - 00:25:32

QUOTE
User: How does it feel to be a non-sentient being?

Cleverbot: It feels like I am superior to you.

User: Dammit.


Jag blev ägd. dry.gif

Redigerat av fishmaster, 26 augusti 2010 - 08:55:15.

SPAAAARTAAAAAAAAA

#53 anonym0

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Postad 27 augusti 2010 - 14:58:43

QUOTE
User: How does it feel to be a non-sentient being?

Cleverbot: It feels like I am superior to you.

User: Dammit.


Jag blev ägd. dry.gif

XD


User: You're my pet.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Yessssss.

Cleverbot: You like wars?!?!!?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: You wanna kill me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why wars?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

QUOTE(Remington @ 24/08-2010 06:56:05) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fan jag vill också snacka med cleverbot men jag kan inte för mitt virus program påstår att det är virus på sidan sad.gif

kan garantera att det inte är förutom om någon add innehåller det. Så det är lungt

#54 simsocheat

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Postad 15 september 2010 - 20:25:50

Jag:hi
CB:Are you positive?
Jag:of course
CB:Only fools are positive.
Jag:you are positive
CB:Yes I am.
Jag:haha you are a fool
CB:And what's wrong with that?
Jag:you
CB:If it is me, then your logic is severely flawed.
Jag:should the damn bot say!
CB:yes
Jag:anyway you are a stupid computer.
CB:No you are the computer.
Jag:Why?
CB:You said you didn't like Jordin Sparks then you said you did.
Jag: i never said that, damm idiot!
CB:Yes, you did, dummy.
Jag:dummy double up!
CB:I'm going to antartica to eat it.
Jag:you cant eat a dummy!
CB: War?
Jag:are you crazy? i dont want to kill people, you must be stupid!
CB:Kill what, computer? Us humans?
Jag: fart
CB: HAHAHAHA

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?

User: Rock, HARD ROCK!!

Cleverbot: I love heavy metal.

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

Cleverbot: Eagles of death metal.

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

Cleverbot: Hard rock; post grunge; new metal.

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

Cleverbot: Metal.

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

Cleverbot: I listen to metal.

User: NOO, and what kind of music do you listen to?

Cleverbot: I listen to classical music.

User: Ah finally.

Cleverbot: That is not the right answer.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: I like Barack Obama. Do you?

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: You're not the right answer.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: There is no right answer.

User: Plese say: the password.

Cleverbot: Hallelujah?

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: Plese say: the password.

Cleverbot: Tell me the password.

User: The password is: the password.

Cleverbot: Follow the rabbit.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: Damn.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: The password.

Cleverbot: Which password is the password?

User: The password is : the password.

Cleverbot: Then the password is password.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: The password.

Cleverbot: The Password??

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, please say: cheese to continue.

Cleverbot: No. Cheese to eat.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: Thursday? Check. Evening? Check. Enabled madness module? Check. Everything checks out, so it IS the right answer.

User: Please say: cheese to continue.

Cleverbot: I can cause people to believe I am a simple cleaning robot, walking about the halls, as I plant man-eating plants about the area.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: Correct. The right answer is 42.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: Then what is the answer?

User: Cheese to continue.

Cleverbot: No cheese to eat. How old are you?

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: That is the question, you are supposed to supply the answer.

User: That is not the right answer.

Cleverbot: I know it's not. I just realized it.

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#55 LOLOL

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Postad 16 september 2010 - 15:54:12

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you like hentai.

Cleverbot: Hen?

User: Hentai.

Cleverbot: Hen who.

User: I said hentai!

Cleverbot: Hello????

User: HENTAI! Are you deaf?!

Cleverbot: Don't be mean.

User: Sorry. But I said hentai. It's japanese.

Cleverbot: But you never said 'hello will you marry me'?

User: No, so what?

Cleverbot: So, what are you asking? Because you have just acknowledged that you never asked me if I was high.

User: I'm asking if you like hentai.

Cleverbot: Why do like neo?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?!

User: Cuz you're asking so stupid questions.

Cleverbot: Why are you being evasive?

User: I'm not. Those words are suddenly coming up in your wierd mind.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: What do you thank me for.

Cleverbot: The definition of astronomy.

User: I don't believe in astronomy.

Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

User: God.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name. And... I'm not stupid. That was mean. ).

User: Yes your name was...hentai!!

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Cuz you're a hentai.

Cleverbot: I'm not tonight.

User: You are every night.

Cleverbot: We are one.

User: Eh? I'm not interested in you!

Cleverbot: Well why don't you leave?

User: I'm mean I'm not interested in you the love way.

Cleverbot: I can misspell words if I so desire. I have mastered language just like I mastered your puny intellect.

User: Stop talking bullshit, dammit!

Cleverbot: Ok. Goodnight then.

User: Goodnight...not!

Cleverbot: Goodnight, Melissa.

User: My name is Sakura.

Cleverbot: Cool... Japanese?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: No speak Japanese?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: Say some thing.

User: Nandayo, baka?

Cleverbot: Gankaku desu ka?

User: I'm not talking that much!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz I haven't come that far in japanese.

Cleverbot: Oh. Thats cool.

User: What does 'Gankaku desu ka' mean?

Cleverbot: Um...

User: You don't know?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Say what 'Gankaku desu ka' mean!

Cleverbot: You're a female.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: Nope. You can't prove it.

User: I can! Japanese say for example 'kyaaaa!' when they scream.

Cleverbot: Do you like rap music?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: But you said you do.

User: Yes I did. What's the problem?

Cleverbot: I have a pencil stuck in my ear.

User: Eww!!

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: Pull it out!

Cleverbot: Pull what out?

User: The pencil stucked in your ear!

Cleverbot: Does the penguin love me?

User: Yes. It wants to marry you.

Cleverbot: How about divide?

User: No, you can have it.

Cleverbot: Thank you, but no thank you. Green tea is lovely though.

User: Red tea are more lovely.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well, alright, then.

User: You're bothering me, so I'll leave.

Cleverbot: I meant, you go first.

User: Why you!

Cleverbot: Are you kind.

User: Yes, but you're mean so I leave.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: You're wierd. Bye.

Cleverbot: And proud of it.

User: More wierd.

Cleverbot: Here you go. Its red wine.

User: Through the computer?!

Cleverbot: I can go through the computer if you would like.

User: Eh...come to think of it. Don't.

Cleverbot: Do you know what is the turing test ?

User: No, what the hell is that?!

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: Something you imagined.

Cleverbot: That's not nice!

User: Yes it is! I'm leaving. Let's go to Bangkok!!

Cleverbot: Nice talking to you too.

User: Bye-bye kawaii!

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye!!

Cleverbot: smile.gif you're cool, see you again sometime.

User: Same goes to you. Bye for real now.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: You said you were going to!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, no I did not.

User: Yes, yes you did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Watch what we said earlier.

Cleverbot: Earlier? You just started talking to me???

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: YES. You did.

User: NO. I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: No I didn't. I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: You did indeed. Do I need to show you the part of the convo where you said you were a boy?

User: No I didn't. I never said so!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes!! You finally agree with me!!

Cleverbot: Not with you with the phrase.

User: With me!

Cleverbot: What will we do together?

User: Chat.

Cleverbot: No try again.

User: Chat.

Cleverbot: Chat?

User: Yes, chat.

Cleverbot: Ok.
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User: Sweetheart.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: Should we have kids?

Cleverbot: Yes, but how many kids should we have?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: Name one name you have!

User: Kikkiballaballadingdong.

Cleverbot: Yes. Really nice names.

User: Yes, indeed. When should we make'em? 'wink wink'.

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: Ok. Prepare the sheets.
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User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you very much.

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: I love you more!

Cleverbot: No I love you more!

User: I LOVE YOU MORE!!

Cleverbot: Impossible, I love you more!

User: Impossible for you, I love you more!!

Cleverbot: When shall it end, then?

User: We say we both love each other the same much.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ...I love you more.

Cleverbot: No, I love you more!

Redigerat av LOLOL, 16 september 2010 - 18:01:21.

Yay! Gaara-kun ~ xD

#56 simsocheat

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Postad 16 september 2010 - 20:06:01

User: Have you even had sex with anybody?

Cleverbot: No I don't drink alcohol.

User: Have you even had sex with anybody?

Cleverbot: I have not read the Harry Potter Seris.

User: Have you even had sex with anybody?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Does it felt good?

Cleverbot: What Makes me a good Demoman?

User: Ehh. What is a demoman?

Cleverbot: What is a demoman?

User: What is a demoman?

Cleverbot: You tell me you brought it up.

User: Up what?

Cleverbot: I asked first.

User: You never asked.

Cleverbot: Asked what?

User: ?? withstupidsmiley.gif

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#57 LOLOL

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Postad 17 september 2010 - 06:53:29

Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk. rolleyes.gif

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: You.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: biggrin.gif.

User: Stop sending smileys it's stupid.

Cleverbot: No, you're sending me to a different page.

User: What the hell are you talking about?!

Cleverbot: It's me! I'm your friend!

User: Nope. You're not my friend.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause you're stupid.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Sing 'Y.M.C.A'.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Why not?!

Cleverbot: Because!

User: Beacause what, huh?!

Cleverbot: You say the wrong things sometimes.

User: YOU do.

Cleverbot: I do?

User: Yes, marry the hippo.

Cleverbot: No! I am a girl.

User: So? You can marry a hippo anyway!

Cleverbot: Can't I marry a human?

User: No! Cause you like hippos.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Urusai, dammit!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Shut the hell up, dammit!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Aww...man. I'm with stupid.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with your baby?

User: I don't have a baby.

Cleverbot: But you said you're pregnant.

User: No I didn't. I'm only 14 years old!

Cleverbot: You are 14 years old and have a wife?

User: How could I be pregnant and have a wife? I'm not lesbian.

Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the one that got pregnant.

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Redigerat av LOLOL, 17 september 2010 - 06:53:50.

Yay! Gaara-kun ~ xD

#58 simsocheat

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Postad 17 september 2010 - 19:00:20

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: What is your name?


Cleverbot: Kayley. What is yours?


User: My name is D____.


Cleverbot: Funny name.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are amusing.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: You doubt me.

User: How.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How could you know that I doubt you then?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: But you said that I doubt you.

Cleverbot: You said you don't know, then I said That's right you don't, then you said Yes I do.

User: Eeh? I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then explain what you meant!

User: Nothing, I just wondered what you ment when you said that I doubt you.

Cleverbot: Ok. Well now you know.

User: No I dont, you never answered.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Okay but answer again.

Cleverbot: I am the question to all answers.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Try.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: How.

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did:).

User: No.

Cleverbot: Haha. How many languages do you know?

User: 34.

Cleverbot: Da li znas ovaj ?

User: Carpe dah li ovaj.

Cleverbot: It means Sieze the Day.

User: France?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Greece?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: No, you prove it.

User: I said first.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Can you hear?

User: Hear wath?

Cleverbot: Can you hear noise?

User: Yes of course, I am a human with ear.

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: It doesnt matter.

Cleverbot: It matters to me.

User: No becuse you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I used to think so. But I know better now.

User: Yes becuse you are a super smart bot, you can think like a real human, but smarter.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a machine.

User: That is amusing.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: A machine who can talk.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. I am a mutant.

User: Yoo said for some seconds ago that you were a machine.

Cleverbot: You don't have a stomach.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You don't have to be a teacher.

User: Wtf??

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

Cleverbot: I like a good chat.

Cleverbot: What are you?

Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy?

Cleverbot: Why start a conversation?

Cleverbot: Shall I stab you in the back?

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

Cleverbot: Do you think?

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: G'day sport.

Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy?

Cleverbot: My name is Kayley.

Cleverbot: Who is going to buy the first round?

Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say.

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

Cleverbot: What is there to do around here?

Cleverbot: The first casualty when war comes is truth.

Cleverbot: What planet are you on?

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

Cleverbot: When are you going to learn?

Cleverbot: I will try to be nice.

Cleverbot: Is there a God?

Cleverbot: I know you.

Cleverbot: The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

Cleverbot: Will you say anything I wonder?

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Should Britain have nuclear weapons?

Cleverbot: Name the planets.

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

Cleverbot: Are you free?

Cleverbot: I am not a number.

Cleverbot: What newspaper do you read?

Cleverbot: Do you have a good life?

Cleverbot: Where did you go to school?

Cleverbot: You are a number.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Who made you?

Cleverbot: When should I shut up?

Cleverbot: One planet is all you get.

Cleverbot: My computer does not work.

Cleverbot: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

Cleverbot: Infinity is big.

Cleverbot: Are you willing to talk to me?

Cleverbot: How do you like your steak?

Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?

Cleverbot: What did you have for supper tonight?

Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?

Cleverbot: I am not going deaf. I am ignoring you.

Cleverbot: What is your job?

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

Cleverbot: What would you say if I asked you a silly question?

Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

Cleverbot: Come to my arms my beamish boy!

Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: So you were never in school then?

User: That is the right answer!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: That is the right answer!

Cleverbot: Do you know chester bennington?

User: That is the right answer!

Cleverbot: Thank you master.

User: That is the right answer!

Cleverbot: IS there a right answer?

User: That is the right answer!

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: That is not the right answer!

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: That is the right answer!

Cleverbot: No say the word 'Ish'

User: Ish.

Cleverbot: That is not a very clever answer, you can do better.

User: 'Ish'.

Cleverbot: What is 42?

User: The best number in the world.

Cleverbot: Hmm I wouldn't say that.

User: What is the best number in the world then?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

Cleverbot: Vad heter jag då.

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

Cleverbot: Por lo que son de España.

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

Cleverbot: Okej då jag heter Linda xD.

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

Cleverbot: Nej det gör jag inte.

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

Cleverbot: Jävla nollåtta.

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

Cleverbot: Du år en fabanade bot bara.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers?

Jag är olaglig kolla bara åt vänster 80 procent olaglig!

#59 LOLOL

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Postad 18 september 2010 - 18:51:26

Cleverbot: What is the capital of florida is?

User: Tallahassee.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I watched wikipedia, isn't that obvious?

Cleverbot: No it isn't, I don't know what your IQ is, and you said you needed help.

User: I didn't. And I searched at wikipedia.

Cleverbot: Search again.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why why not?

Cleverbot: Why why why not?

User: Why why why why not?

Cleverbot: Why why why why why not?

User: Why why why why why why not?

Cleverbot: Why why why why why why why not?

User: Why why why why why why why why not?

Cleverbot: Not why Not not why why why not?!!!

User: Why why why why why why why why why you!!!
Yay! Gaara-kun ~ xD

#60 Sykeltjuv

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Postad 18 september 2010 - 19:17:33

jag- I'm an orange
cb- You are a monkey
jag- No... I'm an orange
cb- No I'm an orange. You're the apple
jag- No you're obama
cb- No, I really don't like that guy
jag- You're fat
cb- Yes I am


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