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"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."

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Veni Vidi Vichi...

Julius Ceasar...

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Veni Vidi Vichi...

Julius Ceasar...

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Veni Vidi Vichi...

Julius Ceasar...

Veni Vidi Vici, vad är det som är så roligt med det?

 

"Jag kom, jag såg, jag dog" eller något sånt? Jag kom, jag såg, jag segrade. kanske det var. något åt det hålllllet.

edit: "roligt". Jaha. Men tråden hette bara citat innan, iaf vad jag kommer ihåg D:

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Veni Vidi Vichi...

Julius Ceasar...

Veni Vidi Vici, vad är det som är så roligt med det?

 

"Jag kom, jag såg, jag dog" eller något sånt? Jag kom, jag såg, jag segrade. kanske det var. något åt det hålllllet.

edit: "roligt". Jaha. Men tråden hette bara citat innan, iaf vad jag kommer ihåg D:

ps. Jag kom, Jag såg, Jag segrade. Cesar dog inte när han sa det :P

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"Det luktar grillchips!"

"Han äter grillchips!"

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"Det luktar chips!"

"Det luktar grillchips!"

"Han äter grillchips!"

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Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... Here's Tom with the weather!

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