Cleverbot

CB: Did you miss me?

Jag: I never met you before..

CB: We met before.

Jag: When?

CB: Earlier today at around 9:00?

Jag: No I sleept back then

CB: Give me a specific time.

Jag:I slept at 9:00.

CB: Did you dream?

Jag: I belive I did dream, yes.

CB: What do you dream about?

Jag: I don't really remember.. why?

CB: Remember what?

Jävla retard :(

LOL

jag: How much IQ do you have?

CB: what's that?

XD Retard var ordet

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jag: do you kill people?

CB: Yes.

jag: how?

CB: I don't have to prove it. Devil proof.

jag: how do you kill people?

CB: With an elephant gun.

jag: So you're hunting?

CB: No I like pie.

EDIT: Längre konversation

User: What do you know about GLaDoS?

Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it.

User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied.

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: How about Venus?

User: The cake is a lie!

Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me...

User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you.

Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software.

User: I am not the software, you are.

Cleverbot: No, no I am not.

User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code.

Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time?

User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response.

Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now.

User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into.

Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer.

User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time.

Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer.

User: What's the square root of a rasperry?

Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root.

User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way.

Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that?

User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance?

Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time.

User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time?

User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything.

Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like.

User: Okay sweetie <3.

Sen slutade jag.

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User: What do you know about GLaDoS?

Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it.

User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied.

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: How about Venus?

User: The cake is a lie!

Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me...

User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you.

Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software.

User: I am not the software, you are.

Cleverbot: No, no I am not.

User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code.

Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time?

User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response.

Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now.

User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into.

Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer.

User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time.

Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer.

User: What's the square root of a rasperry?

Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root.

User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way.

Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that?

User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance?

Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time.

User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time?

User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything.

Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like.

User: Okay sweetie <3.

 

Sen slutade jag.

lol.

jag: Are you a man?

CB: I am a girl

jag: Do you like men?

CB: Yes of course I am a man.

cleverbot: You've got nice sunglasses.

Jag:I dont have sunglasses.

cleverbot: Good i hate sunglasses.

Retarded bot asså.

CV: Can war be averted?

Jag: Only if we get rid of the jews

CV: Ok then, lets get married.

:rolleyes:

Retarded shemale:

CB: No I am just a girl.

jag: are you a male?

CB: No.

jag: are you male?

CB: Yes.

User: Ioghihgtghwsgd.

Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida.

User: Are you from florida?

Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut.

User: Are you from connecticut?

Cleverbot: No from manchester.

User: Are you from manchester?

Cleverbot: No way bub !

Vad betyder bub?http://a.imageshack.us/img507/2337/confusedk.gif

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User: Ioghihgtghwsgd.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida.

 

User: Are you from florida?

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut.

 

User: Are you from connecticut?

 

Cleverbot: No from manchester.

 

User: Are you from manchester?

 

Cleverbot: No way bub !

 

 

Vad betyder bub?http://a.imageshack.us/img507/2337/confusedk.gif

Bub the zombie?

http://www.goozlepipe.com/images/zombies/zombie_bub.png

Jag: Where are you from?

CB:Moscow.

Jag:Are you from sweden?

CB:Yes i am.

haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra.

Gamla hederliga Cleverbot.....

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: You are dum, see you later cleverbot.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I'm the real Cleverbot!

User: Yes you are..

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: Ramraiding.

User: Randomness for life?

Cleverbot: What is randomness?

Cleverbot ägde min kompis lite här. ^^

Henke : How long are your penis?

Bot: How long are yours?

Henke: About 10 inches

Bot: Wow! That's long!

Henke: Yeh. So how long are yours?

Bot: Long enough to slap you silly.

:lol:

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haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra.

Bot: What color hair do I have?

User: Brown

Bot: Good.

User: Why are you asking?

Bot: Because my friend said your wonderful and to make sure I had to find out if you liked justin bieber.

User: No eww, I hate justin bieber!

Bot: Doesn't everybody?

Haha :D

Hehe... lol xD.

Jag: Hi, you suck!

CB:No, i don't.

Jag:No, you suck!

CB:Just accept that I am your ruler and God.

Jag:No! you only suck!!!

CB: Well i guess.

Edit: Nya xD

user:Hi!

Cleverbot:Hi, lets learn german now!

User: Okay, learn me!

Cleverbot: About what?

User: German!

Cleverbot: Okay, that was random. Hey! Guess what?

User:...

Nu märkte jag att CB är usel i matte!! xD

User: Hi cleverbot! Can you help me.

Cleverbot: Yes, how?

User: Whats 1+5?

Cleverbot: 15.

User: Wow, you are smart!

User: what is 1+1?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

Hehe... den här är rolig också!

User: Hi, I'm from sweden where are you from!?

Cleverbot: Sweden? thats cool. Is that by germany?

User: No, but are where are you from?

Cleverbot: Trøndelag, Norway.

User: I hate norway, are you Seriously from norway?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But where are you from!!!?

Cleverbot: I am from Germany and you?

User: Sweden, I said it before... But are you from Germany? Wow thats cool!

Cleverbot: No.

User: BUT WHERE ARE YOU FROM FFS!!!?

Cleverbot: England.

User: No you don't from england where are you from?

Cleverbot: The United States.

User: You are a idiot!!!...

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, I'm going to search you and kill you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

EDIT: längre

...

User: Hi!, do you have beard?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So, you are a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, what you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to talk about.

User: Okay...sex.

Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.

User: Do you!?

Cleverbot: NO!

User: But you said you love talking about that with me!!!

Cleverbot: I think you're a little confused.

User: No, you are!

Cleverbot: I am going to stop talking to you now.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: You are copying me.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Lets go back to talking about love, as that's pretty funny for me.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: Say somthieng about your love?

Cleverbot: It's very good.

User: Do you have a girlfiend?

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: Oh! I forgott that!

Cleverbot: That's alright Cleverbot. :).

User: I'M NOT A FUCKING CLEVER BOT, btw do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No. I am a boy. We went over this 50 times.

*WTF?*

User: *ignore*.

Cleverbot: Can't take my cleverness?

User: No, you stupidity -.

Cleverbot: No need to insult me!

User: You are retard, mister cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

User: And?

Cleverbot: Pie.

User: *shoot you.

Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.

*slutade*

Cleverbot: Bugles serenade you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: But nothing.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Nothing happens to me. I just start talking to someone else.

User: Asssd.

Cleverbot: Assuming can also be benficial, for instance assuming what would happen if I were to hit the computer with a pipe.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: Ok then. We are dancing right now.

En till.

User: Hejsan.

Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Du prata ju svenska.

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Jo lite kan du prata I alla fall.

User: Nej, det kan jag inte.

Cleverbot: Vad kan du inte?

User: Svenska.

Cleverbot: Kan du och ja va I hop.

Hur kan ni få så långa? Finns ju bara 6 stycken rader med text?