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#1 anonym0

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Postad 24 juli 2010 - 00:42:09

cleverbot.com för er som ej sett det =) Riktigt kul program där du chattar med en dator.



Mina bästa konversationer:


jag: tell me again, Who is the president of america?
CB: Don't you know?
jag: no tell me
CB: Are you a male?
jag: yes
CB: Well there you go.

XD

jag: Do you like people
CB: Yes, of course
jag: Do you kill people?
CB: Let's talk about dinosaurs.

LOL XD

#2 zitroz

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Postad 24 juli 2010 - 15:25:44

CB: Did you miss me?
Jag: I never met you before..
CB: We met before.
Jag: When?
CB: Earlier today at around 9:00?
Jag: No I sleept back then
CB: Give me a specific time.
Jag:I slept at 9:00.
CB: Did you dream?
Jag: I belive I did dream, yes.
CB: What do you dream about?
Jag: I don't really remember.. why?
CB: Remember what?

Jävla retard sad.gif
Äter man en människa är man sjuk i huvudetÄter man en apa, hund eller katt är man sjuk i huvudetMen om man äter grisar, kossor, fiskar och kycklingar är man normal

#3 anonym0

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Postad 24 juli 2010 - 21:02:22

LOL

jag: How much IQ do you have?
CB: what's that?

XD Retard var ordet

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jag: do you kill people?
CB: Yes.
jag: how?
CB: I don't have to prove it. Devil proof.
jag: how do you kill people?
CB: With an elephant gun.
jag: So you're hunting?
CB: No I like pie.

EDIT: Längre konversation

Redigerat av anonym0, 24 juli 2010 - 21:26:54.


#4 DonaldDuck

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Postad 24 juli 2010 - 22:08:03

User: What do you know about GLaDoS?
Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it.
User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied.
Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs?
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: How about Venus?
User: The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me...
User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you.
Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software.
User: I am not the software, you are.
Cleverbot: No, no I am not.
User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code.
Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time?
User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response.
Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now.
User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into.
Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer.
User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time.
Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer.
User: What's the square root of a rasperry?
Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root.
User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way.
Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that?
User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance?
Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time.
User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time?
User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything.
Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like.
User: Okay sweetie <3.

Sen slutade jag.

Redigerat av DonaldDuck, 24 juli 2010 - 22:13:09.

Hei, moon DD ja mä opin soumia. :)


#5 anonym0

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Postad 24 juli 2010 - 22:56:06

User: What do you know about GLaDoS?
Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it.
User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied.
Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs?
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: How about Venus?
User: The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me...
User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you.
Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software.
User: I am not the software, you are.
Cleverbot: No, no I am not.
User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code.
Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time?
User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response.
Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now.
User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into.
Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer.
User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time.
Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer.
User: What's the square root of a rasperry?
Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root.
User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way.
Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that?
User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance?
Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time.
User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time?
User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything.
Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like.
User: Okay sweetie <3.

Sen slutade jag.


lol.

jag: Are you a man?
CB: I am a girl
jag: Do you like men?
CB: Yes of course I am a man.

#6 Nacke3000

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Postad 25 juli 2010 - 22:36:50

cleverbot: You've got nice sunglasses.
Jag:I dont have sunglasses.
cleverbot: Good i hate sunglasses.


Retarded bot asså.

#7 Lynott

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Postad 25 juli 2010 - 23:38:17

CV: Can war be averted?
Jag: Only if we get rid of the jews
CV: Ok then, lets get married.
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too tired to eat too hungry to sleep

#8 anonym0

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Postad 25 juli 2010 - 23:42:28

Retarded shemale:

CB: No I am just a girl.
jag: are you a male?
CB: No.
jag: are you male?
CB: Yes.

#9 kattus

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Postad 26 juli 2010 - 02:11:26

User: Ioghihgtghwsgd.

Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida.

User: Are you from florida?

Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut.

User: Are you from connecticut?

Cleverbot: No from manchester.

User: Are you from manchester?

Cleverbot: No way bub !


Vad betyder bub?

Redigerat av XxMENLOLxX, 26 juli 2010 - 02:13:53.

Jag skulle bara vilja invända ett ögonblick. Vad du hänvisar till som Linux, är i själva verket, GNU/Linux.
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#10 Fruktnystan

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Postad 26 juli 2010 - 10:49:23

User: Ioghihgtghwsgd.

Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida.

User: Are you from florida?

Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut.

User: Are you from connecticut?

Cleverbot: No from manchester.

User: Are you from manchester?

Cleverbot: No way bub !


Vad betyder bub?


Bub the zombie?

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What can change the nature of a man?


#11 Nacke3000

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Postad 26 juli 2010 - 11:15:31

Jag: Where are you from?
CB:Moscow.
Jag:Are you from sweden?
CB:Yes i am.

#12 Hoonigan

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Postad 26 juli 2010 - 13:50:38

haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra.




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