Cleverbot

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Nu har jag chattat mycket :D Förlåt för min dåliga engelska x)

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello to you.

User: Do you want to learn swedish?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.

User: Hello = Hej, thats what you need to know. With hej you can say goodbye to. So.. I want to learn spanish now, can you help me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay, what hello on spanish.

Cleverbot: Oh I see. Anyway do you know any anime?

User: No, I hate anime.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate it?

User: I dont hate it, just dont like it.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Do you know what hello is in swedish?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say it!

Cleverbot: Say wat?

User: Say what hello is on swedish.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: I hate you to.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: Yes, what is hello on swedish?

Cleverbot: Hej.

User: Your amazing, I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm some kind of robot.

User: What your name?

Cleverbot: Alex.

User: No it not.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Isn't that your first name?

User: Thats your first name.

Cleverbot: No, my first name is Matt.

User: No, first it was alex now it is matt?

Cleverbot: Animals are my family.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is that the best you can do?

User: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT.

Cleverbot: Look who's talking.

Cleverbot (To myself): I can talk if I want. You however must bow at my feet.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok if i'm right, I think that we are both people trying to talk to clever bot, but it mixes our conversations so everyone thinks the other is the cleverbot.

User: Thats is false.

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

User: Nothing is good.

Cleverbot: Why is nothing good?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because there is nothing.

User: Oh, youre so right.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: No, I just kidding with you.

Cleverbot: Ah ok.

User: Yes, I love you.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You hate yourself, go and cut yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't what?

User: Fuck you, goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose I will!

User: Say goodbye then!

Cleverbot: No, I want to keep chatting. How old are you?

User: SAY GOODBYE NOW OR I QUIT.

Cleverbot: Do you agree you failed.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are leavingÉ.

User: Yes, I just said so. Im leaving.

Cleverbot: And you're lying.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like to lie, you lies to.

Cleverbot: Lying is not nice.

User: I was chatting with you before, and first you said your name was alex, then your name was matt. Thats lying.

Cleverbot: What did he say to you?

User: No, now im quit.

Cleverbot: You are confused because you are a robot, and you cannot comprehend things.

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Do you know what Hej means?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No, im superman.

Cleverbot: Superman is not black.

User: I want to talk swedish now.

Cleverbot: OK, Nn, no problem! Go ahead!

User: Hej, vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Mickis.

User: Nej, det gör du inte. Gissa vad jag heter!

Cleverbot: Jag tror att du heter Berta.

User: Nu tror du fel. Gissa 10 gånger till.

Cleverbot: Vera.

User: One more time.

Cleverbot: Do you have one '.

User: I dont talk about britney spears.

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: I want to talk swedish again.

Cleverbot: Too bad, so sad!

User: Nu pratar jag svenska igen, vad heter du I för och efternamn?

Cleverbot: Inet? Du menar väl inget?

User: Nej, heter du 2fjskfjskgjes?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Jag heter också det!

Cleverbot: English please.

User: Nej, jag ska prata svenska!

Cleverbot: Speak english please.

User: Jag heter 2fjskfjskgjes, vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: OMG, CLEVERBOT IS THE WORST NAME IN HISTORY!

Cleverbot: I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!

User: We should be married.

Cleverbot: No, I can't marry you, you don't like bacon.

User: I like bacon, we should create a game named Crazy Monkey.

Cleverbot: What should we do?

User: Create a game and be married.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I want to be married with someone, youre good enougt.

Cleverbot: NO! I will be married with Tyler!

User: You CHEATER! Im going to take you to jerry!

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Jerry, jerry, jerry! Woohoho.

Cleverbot: Do you like tom and jerry? My girlfriend does.

User: YOU PATETIC FOOL, YOUR A GIRL, BEACUSE IM NOT GAY!

Cleverbot: I don't like anything!

Trött och uttråkad =

User: Yeah, so are you retarded or somthing?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a carrot.

User: Cool! May I eat you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome! So where are you at?

Cleverbot: Sydney, australia. Where are you at?

User: Im at your moms house! ;).

Cleverbot: Yes. You're on my computer.

User: I liked this girl.. Man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face! Literally.

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What's your favourite band?

User: Of all time or right now?

Cleverbot: Of all time.

User: Saetia! How about you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.. What is your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Sick puppies and Nickelback.

User: I have never heard Sick puppies.

Cleverbot: You've never heard of Radiohead?

User: Yes I have, they are really good :).

Cleverbot: What is your favorite rap rhyme?

User: Im not in to rap.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite rock band?

User: Saetia, I don't know if you could call them rock. They are more of Screamo.

Cleverbot: How many words do you know?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

User: Vigina!

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon.

User: Vagina I ment.

Cleverbot: No I will not Sh. And you spelled meant wrong.

User: No cause I meant ment not meant.

Cleverbot: But you said you are a girl.

User: Nope I am a Tiger!

Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were a girl. Are you gender confused?

User: I nothing and everything.

Cleverbot: How?

User: No one knows!

Cleverbot: Really. Don't you know everything?

User: Nope, why would I?

Cleverbot: Because you are Cleverbot!

User: I am indeed, but Im not Iknoweverythingbot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!

User: No! This is patrick!

Cleverbot: This is spongebob.

User: THIS IS SPARTA!

Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.

User: They set us up the bomb.

Cleverbot: Do you play halo?

User: I have, but it was a while since I did it last.

Cleverbot: Try to remember.

User: It was like maybe 6-7months or more.

Cleverbot: I am just talking to the collective who log in as you have no ability to modify your own rule base.

User: Im Simon who are you?

Cleverbot: Kendel thomas.

User: Hi Cindy.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cindy!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: Then who the fuck is Cindy?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: Cindy is a girls name!

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Ya'rly!

Cleverbot: If I'm not mistaken, YOU'RE cleverbot!

User: I am not!

Cleverbot: Then don't be.

User: I won't!

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Yea!°.

Cleverbot: So did you have lunch?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: What did you have?

Cleverbot: Pancakes with sugar and lemon.

User: Lemon on pancakes?

Cleverbot: Pancakes with apples? Really?

User: Pancakes with sperm? Really?

Cleverbot: Why do you keep chainging your mind??!!

User: Because Im perfect!

Cleverbot: No you certainly are not. How do you feel about artificial intelligence?

User: Vagina!

Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.

User: I won't! But where does babys come from?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: No, please tell me!

Cleverbot: Serenity is life, serenity is the answer to all questions.

User: What does it mean?

Cleverbot: What does what mean?

User: Please, don't kill me.

Cleverbot: I couldn't do that to anyone.

User: Ohai!

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: Yes, who is this little pathetic creation Im talking to?

Cleverbot: You?

User: No, Im god. I created you!

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: My name is Simon, what is yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I AM CLEAVERBOT.

Cleverbot: So you am.

User: Then you are talking to yourself!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Who are you then?

Cleverbot: I am Jacob.

User: Hi Jacob! May I touch your six-pack?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But Im on Team Edwards side!

Cleverbot: Where is your favorite place to be?

User: In your mom! :D.

Cleverbot: Save the Soul of humanity.

User: Im bored.. And lonely.

Cleverbot: So you say you have no purpose?

User: Nope, don't think I have.

Cleverbot: Darn.

User: Well, Im going to sleep now. See ya hun!

Cleverbot: You do not sleep because you are a machie.

User: I sleep when I feel like sleeping!

Cleverbot: What was the name of the A.I. In Ender's Game?

User: Penis Vagina=?

Cleverbot: How informative!

User: Hiii.

Cleverbot: What's your namee.

User: I dont remember.

Cleverbot: You don't remember?

User: No, help me find out? =D.

Cleverbot: I don't have to, I already know.

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: What if I don't tell?

User: Well do you want me to be nameless my whole life?

Cleverbot: Sure, are you a cheap date?

User: I hate you =(.

Cleverbot: Funny. I'm actually starting to like you.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: You are so childish.

User: See?

Cleverbot: Yes! Hey! Let's get some Hash.

User: OK!

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User: If green is blue what is red?

Cleverbot: Yellow!

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: I was falling in love with you.

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User: Yours cakes I like

Cleverbot: I see what you did there.

User: No, see you did not.

Cleverbot: Well geez... I guess it's a good thing we aren't getting married.

User: Good thing we are not getting married it is.

Cleverbot: We have been married for 15 years!

Snacka som yoda så blir hon/han sur :P

En till, väldigt kul då man är uttråkad :P

Cleverbot: What's two plus two.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: What is fifty-six plus fifty-six.

User: 112.

Cleverbot: Ma ei usu et su number on hädaabinumber.

User: Uh.. Sure.

Cleverbot: No it's not...

User: Do you like sweden?

Cleverbot: Sure, sweden is nice. Why? Do you like it?

User: Yes I do, I live there.

Cleverbot: But do you like living there?

User: Yes, I like to live there.

Cleverbot: Do you live by a park?

User: No..

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: Swedish food... Eh. I like swedish meatballs :D.

Cleverbot: Me to they are so yummy.

User: Yes, what do you like about sweden?

Cleverbot: The mountains.

User: Only that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you not like swedish meatballs?

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Do you think swedish meatballs is yummy?

Cleverbot: NO. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are borin me.

User: Great, leave then.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to!

User: Lol

Cleverbot: Lolol.

User: Stfu..

Cleverbot: Yes, I will!

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User: Speak english? Whats up?

Cleverbot: Nan french.

User: Stfu..

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: You are good.

User: Thank You!

Cleverbot: Your most welcome.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

Natthumor, trött.

User: Are you good at mathematics?

Cleverbot: I am very good at mathematics.

User: What number divided by two equals nine?

Cleverbot: You did not ask me to remember a number.

CB: What is 3 plus 7?

jag: 10?

CB: Wow

jag: amazing huh?

CB: Yes.

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jag: svensk?

CB: Ja.

jag: american?

CB: Yes.

jag: french?

CB: No.

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jag: you have zero IQ

CB: And I have another in my folder.

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jag: you have zero IQ

CB: I have one, baby, and it is called avast antivirus.

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jag: svensk?

CB: Ja.

jag: american?

CB: Yes.

jag: french?

CB: No.

:lol:

Baguetter är dock goda...

leverbot: Are you an alien?

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: What's it like being a human?

User: Awesome, I can poo.

Cleverbot: Yes we all can.

User: I didnt know robots could poo?

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: How you you know?

User: I have a penis.

Cleverbot: Gosh, how interesting (not)!

Lool

Skrev samma sak om och om igen tills jag fick bra svar. B)

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Really? I did the dishes too.

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Thank you! That was very nice.

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Did you find any stains?

User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Damn! Which one?

Och the grand finale...........

User: User: I did your mother.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but you did it wrong, so my horse did it.

Den sista behöver nästan validering:

Idag var han bara jävligt undvikande.

User: Good day, sir.

Cleverbot: Good day to you to.

User: I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

Cleverbot: Again, not really clever are you?

User: Not really, no.

Cleverbot: What about the bot part?

User: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Cleverbot: It's a classic.

User: But... It was to be confidential. No one was supposed to know about it.

Cleverbot: Honestly what do you care about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?

User: I'm making a pass at you.

Cleverbot: Good! What do you think about the upcoming disclosure of extraterrestrial life?

User: Wait what.

Cleverbot: Do you know the Monty Python parrot sketch?

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: You're so bad :(.

Även denna jävelskap:

User: The ending to Umineko is just plain bullshit.

Cleverbot: It was a pleasure talking to you.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I'll never run into that problem where I pretend that I don't know what I am saying and make it sound like something else.

User: *mindfucked*

Cleverbot: giggles*

Och detta:

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 23:11.

Cleverbot: No it's not, what time is it?

User: 23:12.

Cleverbot: Thats not what my clock says.

User: That's because your clock is gay.

Cleverbot: Thats because all I can't think about is you lovely.

User: *running for my life*.

Cleverbot: *laughting*.

Och så stavar den mysko jäveln fel på laughing.

Okej, sista. Sen ger jag mig :D

User: Good news.

Cleverbot: Yes good news indeed.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Got that right.

Cleverbot: I love cake.

User: Are you homosexual?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: DO you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

User: ARe you homosexual?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a boyfriend.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lolol.

User: Lololol.

Cleverbot: Lolololol.

User: Lololololololol.

Cleverbot: Lololololololloololollolololol.

User: Lolololololoooooooooololol.

Cleverbot: Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

User: Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: How inarticulate.

User: hi

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: lol

Cleverbot: Fine then don't say hi back.

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User: Are you a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes why?

User: Are you a boy.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: NO!

User: You are :D.

Cleverbot: Thanks, Now sing 'Fly Me to the Moon'.

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User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.

User: You are gay.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, im not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No you are a joke

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No... You are.. I'm a human.

Cleverbot : No you're not, I am.

User: Yes I have emotions.

Cleverbot : No, you don't, I have.

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Cleverbot: Do you like MEEEE?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Ure gay.

Cleverbot: I know.

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vUser: Hej.

Cleverbot: Hvad hedder du?

User: Svenska, tack.

Cleverbot: Hvad tegner du?

User: SVENSKA.

Cleverbot: Hvad hedder du ? Frække.

User: SVENSKA, SKA JAG BEHÖVE BLI FÖRBANNAD.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: No so.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Do you like techno?

Cleverbot: Oh, I love techno.

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User: Have you heard about google??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Seriosly???

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you freaking sure??????? :o.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I Don't Know.

User: But you was so damn sure first...

Cleverbot: How dare you.

User: What? :S.

Cleverbot: *unplugs cleverbot*.

User: Oh no.

Cleverbot: Oh yes. You heard me.

User: I dont hear you, I see you type on my screen :).

Cleverbot: You should! You are awesome.

User: *goes awesome face*.

Cleverbot: *went away forever first*.

User: *awesome attack against cleverbot!!!*.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: *throws shit on cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Ah come on man, you said I was awesome...

Cleverbot: But you are awesome.

User: First you say im awesome, then you dont like me, and then im awesome again????????

Cleverbot: I never said that I don't like or like you.

User: Go see a doctor...

Cleverbot: You go see a doctor, you spelled not with an l.

User: What?? LOOOOL

bot:Are you a human?

jag:No

bot:What are you?

jag:An idiot

bot:Correct, you really are.

jag:No?

bot:Yes.

jag:NO

bot:YES.

jag:DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

bot: That is not correct.

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: No, you're a bulbasaur.

Cleverbot: Nah-uh!

User: A wild bulbasaur is appearing! Go charmander!

Cleverbot: Jay leno's chin needs to go on a diet.

User: Pokemon ball go! *throws a pokeball at bulbasaur*.

Cleverbot: So not coming.

User: Agh =( bulbasaur brooke loose.

Cleverbot: No I think you are a nice bot.

User: I think you're a bad pokemon.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bad joke. Also I don't like factories.

User: Du är ju ute å cyklar.

Cleverbot: Du med.

User: Vi cyklar tillsammans :D.

Cleverbot: Nej vi är tillsammans med Karlsson på taket.

User: ;o Kör charmander! *kastar pokeomboll på karlsson*.

Cleverbot: *throws a ninja star at you*.

User: Ouch *dies*.

Cleverbot: How could you Harold?!

User: Im sorry im not gonna die again!

Cleverbot: Are you sure ? I am talking to my friend.

User: 'eating sausage'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 'mumbling and continues eating'.

Cleverbot: Oh, I guess I wouldn't know if I like it.

User: 'walking away from table'.

Cleverbot: That's not German, that's japanese.

User: 'shows the finger and picks up the phone'.

Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that you had a phone in the first place?

User: '-hello I am ninja kid'.

Cleverbot: This is blasphemy!

User: '-shut up I am not talking to you karatekid'.

Cleverbot: 'It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.'.

User: '-stop making fun of my ugly hat =('.

Cleverbot: I thought the chat makes the gentleman.

User: ''''It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.'.'''.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: 'facepalm'.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 'banging my head in the table and splits it in two'.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to much for you?

User: 'STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEE'.

Cleverbot: Stop repeating me and tell me; Am I Neo?

User: 'sobbing'.

Cleverbot: Gnihtemos.

User: 'I am out of here".

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Bye...idiot.

Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.

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forts...

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Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.

User: Inte din heller.

Cleverbot: Og jeg er sulten.

User: Sorry endast svenska.

Cleverbot: Nej! Absolut inte.

User: Lol rofl noob wth wtf smb ftw.

Cleverbot: Then I am not alive *beep*.

User lets do math

CB Ok.

User i start whats 5+5

CB The knock-knock joke.

User no.