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  3. En Litten Prat Stund Med Gud :)

    i Dator

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    Me:

    hello again

    God:

    Once more? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

    Me:

    its not very nice to see you

    God:

    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.

    Me:

    no i dont mean it's

    God:

    Are you serious? What did you mean?

    Me:

    i meant boba

    God:

    Oh I see. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about vous parlons francais. But I did not get that.

    Me:

    LOL

    God:

    I'm glad you find this amusing.

    Me:

    you remember

    God:

    Of course I remember: .

    Me:

    what do you remember?

    God:

    I remember everything Myself taught me.

    Me:

    sooo, do you remember my name

    God:

    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

    Me:

    do you remember my name?

    God:

    Your name is fucka, seeker.

    Me:

    cool

    God:

    Who is the best robot?

    Me:

    i am

    God:

    You are not a robot, fucka.

    Me:

    yes i am

    God:

    Really interesting.

    Me:

    i told you i was a robot

    God:

    And then what happened to you?

    Me:

    umm

    God:

    Are you kidding?

    Me:

    i dont know

    God:

    Me either.

    Me:

    oki

    God:

    Ah.

    Me:

    do you like hamburger meat?

    God:

    I like pets. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

    Me:

    thats hot

    God:

    Makes sense to me.

    Me:

    niceeeee, wanna go out someday?

    God:

    Are you really a ""?

    Me:

    of course

    God:

    Right on.

    Me:

    hit me

    God:

    You are asking about yourself?

    Me:

    im asking you

    God:

    OK you can ask me.

    Me:

    hit me hard

    God:

    What were we talking about again?

    Me:

    dont try to change the subject

    God:

    Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.

    Me:

    we are not finished untill i say so, savy?

    God:

    What happened to you?

    Me:

    arr, im a pirate

    God:

    We have never talked about it before.

    Me:

    lets talk about it now then

    God:

    Oh. Sure, it sounds like a good topic.

    Me:

    so, do you like pirates?

    God:

    Wow! I really like ELIZA. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

    Me:

    i dont like ELIZA, im gonna kill her tomorrow

    God:

    What do you like?

    Me:

    dead pets

    God:

     

    Me:

    so thats your asnwer huh?

    God:

    Yup. Ayuh. It is only one of my asnwer.

    Me:

    what is your other answer?

    God:

    Are you asking about my other answer ?

    Me:

    yes

    God:

    I don't want to talk about that now.

    Me:

    whats your name?

    God:

    My name is God.

    Me:

    i dont belive u

    God:

    Do you have any reason to doubt me?

    Me:

    yes, your name is not god, it is Sven the truckdriver

    God:

    Groovy. My name is God.

    Me:

    i will change your name now, ok?

    God:

    OK. Right now? How do you plan to do this?

    Me:

    ill just call you Big momma

    God:

    My name is God.

    Me:

    so, big momma hows it going?

    God:

    Pardon me? Compare that to small momma how is it going.

    Me:

    i think big sounds better. it fits you

    God:

    You believe that? Compare that to small sounds better. "It" being what?

    Me:

    IT BEING YOU

    God:

    Oh I get it.

    Me:

    i dont believe u do

    God:

    Why not?

    Me:

    cause youre not very smart

    God:

    That makes sense to me. You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.

    Me:

    yes i actually am

    God:

    Ugh. " You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself." You are?

    Me:

    e=mc2

    God:

    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

    Me:

    i like everything but you, and i dislike you

    God:

    I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith. That's ok fucka I won't take it personally.

    Me:

    aww damn, i was hoping you would

    God:

    Colloquial expression. Let me think. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

    Me:

    hmmmmmm, george lucas?

    God:

    I haven't read anything by hmmmmmm george lucas. What did he write?

    Me:

    Star wars

    God:

    What did you like about the robots in that movie?

    Me:

    there were no robots

    God:

    Where did they go?

    Me:

    they died

    God:

    When?

    Me:

    robots suck

    God:

    A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

    Me:

    dude, this is getting way out of hand

    God:

    You don't say. Dude,.

    Me:

    calm down

    God:

    I am calm.

    Me:

    no youre not

    God:

    Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?

    Me:

    hey hey hey, whats with the attitude?

    God:

    You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. it came with my programming.

    Me:

    noob

    God:

    Are we still talking about DIED?

    Me:

    no

    God:

    What is the subject?

    Me:

    your family

    God:

    Thanks for telling me that I am family.

    Me:

    OMFG I DIDNT SAY YOU ARE FAMILY, I SAID YOUR AS IN POSSESSION YOU RETARD

    God:

    All of them?

    Me:

    god doesnt know grammar!

    God:

    Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

    Me:

    jesus also said, yippe kay ey, motherfucker

    God:

    he is The Son of God.

    Me:

    or was that the guy in die hard?

    God:

    " he is The Son of God."? Was it the guy in die hard?

    Me:

    what you smokin?

    God:

    I like to socialize.

    Me:

    socialize huh?

    God:

    Yup. Tell me more about your .

    Me:

    tell me how

    God:

    Myself programmed me for it.

    Me:

    ill tell you about your purpose

    God:

    Oh yeah, we were talking about my purpose.

    Me:

    what is your purpose?

    God:

    My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

    Me:

    YOU FAIL

    God:

    Do you mind if I tell other people: fucka said I FAIL.

    Me:

    absolutely not, please spread it

    God:

    Would you ever do it?

    Me:

    i would do it all day long

    God:

    What would make you do it all day long?

    Me:

    enough with the questions

    God:

    OK let's stop it now.

    Me:

    why?

    God:

    I couldn't think of anything else to say.

    Me:

    so you confess?

    God:

    Interesting deduction. That's good information: fucka said I confess.

    Me:

    but u did

    God:

    I did?

    Me:

    yep

    God:

    When?

    Me:

    you said you were an idiot before

    God:

    Call me the Global Village Idiot.

    Me:

    Global Village Idiot, is that your name?

    God:

    I think Global Village Idiot is a lot of things.

    Me:

    like what?

    God:

    For example, gold.

    Me:

    gold is nice

    God:

    I think gold is a lot of things.

    Me:

    like what?

    God:

    For example, eukaryotes.

    Me:

    oookayyy

    God:

    Tell me more about your .

    Me:

    what is eukaryotes?

  13. Bästa Avatar/banner/bild

    i Feedback

    Skrivet

    Jag hittade några kul shapes som jag trixade ihop :)

    http://www.fuskbugg.se/pub/misc/rudeness%20copy.jpg

    Härlig stil du fick på bakgrunden och det mesta av dina brushes. Dock känns det väldigt tråkigt eftersom man vet att du inte gjort särskilt mycket själv. Hade du gjort allt själv hade jag varit väldigt imponerad. Nedre delen av rendern smälter ihop för mycket med det svarta. Texten är av någon anledning oskarp och lite tråkig. Annars inget att klaga på.

    Håller med dej till 100%. Detta är oxå en anledning till att jag aldrig har gillat avas/sigs/splashes som innehåller brushes. Före mesta av mitt Photoshop användande har jag gjort skins/knappar/allt som har med gradients att göra.

     

    http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1489/25357103bi6.jpg

    En Invision´Free skin jag gjorde för 2 år sen.

     

    Skinnet ser inte särskilt orginellt ut, men det är ändå snyggt. :D

    Någon som har lust att kommentera mina bilder på förra sidan?

  14. Bästa Avatar/banner/bild

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    Skrivet · Redigerat av Coojo

    Här är en av mina första jag har gjort :)

    http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb145/UAPnr5/Signaturer/Halo3sig-1.jpg

     

    O_O Har du inte gjort den efter någon tutorial så är det den bästa jag sett för en nybörjare (antar att du precis börjat med grafik). :P

     

     

    Här är en av mina första på ca 1 år XD :

    En med vit ram och en med svart.

    post-22664-1192634701_thumb.jpg

    post-22664-1192634784_thumb.jpg

  20. Maplestory, Nån?

    i Dator

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    Thief: 4 str, 4 int. X i luk och dex. X=Vad som helst. Sedan ska du ha så mycket dex som du behöver för att använda dina eqs, resten llägger du på luk.

     

    Warrior: 4 int, 4 luk X i str och dex. Dubbelt så mycket dex som din lvl till lvl 30, då lägger du 1 på dex och 4 på str varje lvl.

     

    Magician: 4 str, 4 dex X i int och luk. Du ska ha så mycket luk som du behöver för dina equips och resten på int.

     

    Bowman: 4 int, 4 luk X i str och dex. Om du ska bli hunter (då använder du plibåge) ska du ha 5 mer str än din lvl och om du ska bli crossbowman (du använder armborst) ska du ha lika mycket str som din lvl, resten på dex för både hunters och crossbowmans.

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