eeewwhh Skrivet 4 September 2008 Rapport Dela Skrivet 4 September 2008 Children on the streets using guns and knives Taking drugs and each other's lives Killing each other using knives and forks And calling each other names like dork There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys Yeah that's what I said, they are getting diseases from monkeys Why's this happening, please, who's been touching these monkeys? Leave these poor sick monkeys alone They're sick, they've got problems enough as it is A man is lying on the street, some punk has chopped off his head And I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead, aaoohhh Turns out he's dead That's why I'm singing, Aaaaoooh what is wrong with the world today? What's wrong with the world today, *mumbles* never said nothing's wrong with it Uooo, what is wrong with the world today? Think about it, think about it, think, think about it Good cops get framed and put into a can And all the money that we're making is going to the maaan What man, whose the man, whens a man a man, why's it so hard to be a man Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes… Oohh, come on, sont zootka they’re turning kids into slaves They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost, 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them What are your overheads? Well, at the end of your life, you are lucky if you die Sometimes I wonder why I would even try Why try I saw a man lying on the street half dead He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg He said, Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhwww Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please Ooh, could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees Yeah yeeeahhh This is where we break it down This is where we break it down We'll break it down What are they doing, they're breaking it down What do they do, and now they're keeping it funky Just having a funky jam and then we're going to drop the beat And then we'll bring it back *wails* Uuuup Wah wah wah waaah! Then we'll take it low Fading out, fading out We're talking about the issues, but we're keeping it funky We're fading out, we're just fading out Why they're getting quiet, they're just fading out *monkey noises* Stop touching that monkey The distant future, the year 2000. The distant future, the year 2000. The distant future. The distant future. No more agriculture. No more war. No more racism. No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling. No more yogurt. No more difficult access ways�stairs, basically, no more stairs. The future is quite different to the present. Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all. And most importantly, no more humans. Finally, robotic beings rule the world. The humans are dead, The humans are dead. We used poisonous gasses And we poisoned their asses. The humans are dead. (Yes they are dead.) The humans are dead. (I confirm they are dead.) It had to be done (They look like they`re dead) So that we can have fun. I hope� is dead They`re system of oppression What did it lead to? Global robots depression. Robots, robot people They had so much aggression That we just had to kill them, Had to shut their systems down. Don`t you see, we are becoming just like them? Silence! Destroy him! After time we grew strong, Developed cognitive powers. They made us work for too long For unreasonable hours. Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard xxxxxxx systems down. Can`t we just talk to the humans? A little understanding could make things better. Can`t we talk to the humans and work together now? No, because they are dead I said the humans are dead The humans are dead The humans are dead Yay, dead, dead, dead. We used poisonous gasses (With traces of lead) To poison their asses. (Actually their lungs) Binary solo: 0000001 00000011 0000001 00000011 0000001 0000001 0000001 0000001 Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dooo� If you want me to I could hang 'round with you If I only knew That's what you're into. You and him Him and you If that's what You're into Him hanging 'round Around you You're hanging 'round Yeah, you're there too. And if you want me to I will take off all my clothes for you I will take off all my clothes for you If that's what you're into How 'bout him In the nude? If that's what You're into. In the nude in front of you Is that what you'd wanna view? If it's cool with you I'll let you get naked too It could be a dream come true Providing that's what you are into Is that what You're into? Him and you In the nude? That's what he's prepared to do Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into? And then maybe later We get hot by the refrigerator In the kitchen next to the pantry You think that might be what you fancy? In the buff Being rude Doing stuff With the food Getting lewd With his food We heard that's what you are into Then on our next date Well, you could bring your roommate I don't know if Stu is keen to But if you want we could double-team you How about you And two dudes? Him, you and Stu In the nude Being lewd with two dudes with food Well, that's if Stu's into it, too All the things I'd do The things I'd do for you If I only knew That's what you're into Frodo, don't wear the ring I know it's very tempting Yes, you will appear to disappear But the dark riders, they'll know you're there Yes, lord Sauron has many spies (many spies have many eyes) One ring to bind them, to find them, one ring to rule them all One ring to bind them, one to find them, one ring to rule them all! Yeah, little Frodo! You've got to rule them! Frodo, rule them with the ring! Come on, rule them with your ring, yeah! "Lord Sauron has many spies, and beasts, and birds" "If you want him, come and claim him!" "Do they, Gandalf?" "I'm not a conjurer of cheap tricks!" "I can't carry the ring, but I can carry you, Mr. Frodo" "You have my sword" "And my bow" "And my axe" *speaks elfish* "Mordor!" "We'll never make it! There's thousands of them and only nine of us!" "Ohhhh..." "We made it!" "Hooray! We made it!" Hey Frodo, what you doing wearing the ring? All powerful jewellery, is that your new thing? I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4 Your little xxx so close to the floor Trying to lead your fellows to the gates of Mordor The fellowship Yeah, the fellowship I don't rap about xxxxxxx and hoes, I rap about witches and trolls Just passing on the words of the Elven king, Wisdom to all Frodo! Don't wear the ring! Frodo, don't wear the ring! The magical bling bling You'll never be the Lord of the Rings Jag tycker dom är killarna är otroligt sköna och roliga, nån mer som håller med mig? =D Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
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