Här skriver vi bra eller roliga Chuck Norris facts. Jag börjar med några:
-Chuck Norris has Xbox live... on his PS3.
-When Chuk Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't live on earth. Earth lives under Chuck Norris.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid of being on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
-There are no signs of life on Mars because Chuck Norris has been there.
-Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but the grim reaper hasn't built up enough courage to tell him.
-Children wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
-Chuck Norris whipes his ass with chainmail and sandpaper.
-The Roman Empire wanted to crucify Chuck Norris. After that there was no Roman Empire.
-The role of Rambo was originally planned to be played by Chuck Norris. They changed it because they didn't want to make the movie a documentary.
-Chuck Norris wasn't starring in the movie "Titanic" because he would have rescued everyone.
