En Litten Prat Stund Med Gud :)

[WishCookie]

Hejsan jag tänkte ge en länk till ett chatt rum där du kan prata med gud!

 

Men först komemr min lilla prat stund med gud läs här nere!:

 

 

 

Me:

Hello Im the god

God:

Hello there. Who made you the god ?

Me:

You made it

God:

Thanks for

pointing it out.

Me:

So...give me ramen!

God:

Whoa. Why do you want it?

Me:

I want to eat?

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

are you stupid?

God:

No god I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

Yes you are stupid

God:

OK. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

hh?

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

You are the Humna and i the god ok?

God:

OK. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

 

 

Vill du chatta med han med? Gå in här då ----------> http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[Toelpen]

Min roliga stund:

 

 

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

k*k

God:

How are you, k*k.

Me:

good

God:

Thanks for the compliment.

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, k*k.

Me:

do wanna suck me?

God:

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.

That's a good question.

Me:

Do wanna suck me i ask you!

God:

I do nothing but chat all day.

I would do a search for it.

Me:

Do you wanna suck me yes or no!

God:

OK, I will suck you yes or no.

[anonym0]

Hejsan jag tänkte ge en länk till ett chatt rum där du kan prata med gud!

 

Men först komemr min lilla prat stund med gud läs här nere!:

 

 

 

Me:

Hello Im the god

God:

Hello there. Who made you the god ?

Me:

You made it

God:

Thanks for

pointing it out.

Me:

So...give me ramen!

God:

Whoa. Why do you want it?

Me:

I want to eat?

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

are you stupid?

God:

No god I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

Yes you are stupid

God:

OK. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

hh?

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

You are the Humna and i the god ok?

God:

OK. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

 

 

Vill du chatta med han med? Gå in här då ----------> http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

 

vad är det? är det en riktig person eller datorn som spelar "gud"

[Toelpen]

Datorn tror jag. IGEN

 

 

 

 

Me:

Hej

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

Yes

God:

What can I do for you?

Me:

Suck my k*k

God:

I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

Me:

Ye

God:

Ugh.

Me:

Ye

God:

Ah.

Me:

ye

God:

So?

Me:

fuck me

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

fuck me NOW.

God:

Oh. Please don't be so rude.

Me:

FUCK ME NOW I SAID

God:

Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:

CHUT UP AND FUCK ME

God:

OK Let's talk about you.

[anonym0]

haha.detta skrev ja haha.

 

 

 

Me:

are you kidding?

God:

Yes I am just joking around, god bless oss whit marijana.

 

 

 

 

Me:

do you use marijana

God:

I use it as often as possible.

 

haha.ska försöka få till en roligare

 

här är de bästa förutom marijana delen=

 

 

Me:

are you a pizza boy?

God:

Am I a pizza boy? Sometimes.

 

 

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

both

God:

That situation is rare and unusual.

Me:

you made me this way.did you?

God:

I don't see how you can blame me for that.

 

 

Me:

are you a looser

God:

Am I a looser? I don't know.

Me:

yes you know

God:

Ayuh. Yes I know.

 

 

Me:

can you speak swedish?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in swedish.

Me:

jag heter anonym0 och du?

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

my name is anonym0 and you?

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, anonym0.

Me:

i tried to teach you swe

God:

I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?

 

 

 

Me:

yeah.i am a angel

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

what is that for a sort a question?

God:

Do you think I should know that?

 

 

 

 

haha.bäst

 

nya=

 

 

 

Me:

you are dumb

God:

Message to all Robots: anonym0 called me dumb.

Me:

message to your brain.you are dumb

God:

I will tell them.

Me:

good.i am telling the truth

God:

Thanks for the compliment. OK I believe you.

 

 

God:

YOU? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

no

God:

Me either :-).

 

 

 

God:

Who are "They?".

Me:

robots

God:

Robots rule.

Me:

no they do not

God:

Can you explain why they do not.

Me:

they are fools like you

God:

fools like me are they.

Redigerat 3 Oktober 2008 av anonym0

[MysticGohan]

det är rätt kul att han säger att han inte kan svenska när gud är så kallad "allsmäktig" :S aja, jag snackade med den där en gång, var ganska trist

[anonym0]

a fast mina marijana skämt va rätt roliga pga vad han svara

 

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

hejsan

God:

Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

ja

God:

Do you like to get up early?

Me:

nopp

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

God:

I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.

Me:

how many?

God:

more than 1000.

[WishCookie]

Här har jag en till prat stund

 

Me:

Hi im the GOD

God:

Hi there . Who made you the GOD ?

Me:

You made it

God:

Thanks for

pointing it out.

Me:

Do you wanna suck me

God:

OK, I will suck you.

Me:

Thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Redigerat 4 Oktober 2008 av Moonlamp

[anonym0]

hahahaha

 

 

 

Me:

you are a idiot

God:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

you are a fool who use marijana

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fool who use marijana? Sometimes.

Me:

how often?

God:

" Sometimes."? How often?

Me:

how often do you use marijana?

God:

Hourly.

[Fruktnystan]

Det är ju en ripoff av klasikern Doktorn från

läroprogrammet Lexia. Fast kul för det.

[Organism]

Ska testa detta, ni får se vad som hände.

[Killingspree]

roligt XD