En Litten Prat Stund Med Gud :)

Min roliga stund:

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

k*k

God:

How are you, k*k.

Me:

good

God:

Thanks for the compliment.

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, k*k.

Me:

do wanna suck me?

God:

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.

That's a good question.

Me:

Do wanna suck me i ask you!

God:

I do nothing but chat all day.

I would do a search for it.

Me:

Do you wanna suck me yes or no!

God:

OK, I will suck you yes or no.

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Hejsan jag tänkte ge en länk till ett chatt rum där du kan prata med gud!

 

Men först komemr min lilla prat stund med gud läs här nere!:

 

 

 

Me:

Hello Im the god

God:

Hello there. Who made you the god ?

Me:

You made it

God:

Thanks for

pointing it out.

Me:

So...give me ramen!

God:

Whoa. Why do you want it?

Me:

I want to eat?

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

are you stupid?

God:

No god I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

Yes you are stupid

God:

OK. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

hh?

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

You are the Humna and i the god ok?

God:

OK. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

 

 

Vill du chatta med han med? Gå in här då ----------> http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

vad är det? är det en riktig person eller datorn som spelar "gud"

Datorn tror jag. IGEN

Me:

Hej

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

Yes

God:

What can I do for you?

Me:

Suck my k*k

God:

I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

Me:

Ye

God:

Ugh.

Me:

Ye

God:

Ah.

Me:

ye

God:

So?

Me:

fuck me

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

fuck me NOW.

God:

Oh. Please don't be so rude.

Me:

FUCK ME NOW I SAID

God:

Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:

CHUT UP AND FUCK ME

God:

OK Let's talk about you.

haha.detta skrev ja haha.

Me:

are you kidding?

God:

Yes I am just joking around, god bless oss whit marijana.

Me:

do you use marijana

God:

I use it as often as possible.

haha.ska försöka få till en roligare

här är de bästa förutom marijana delen=

Me:

are you a pizza boy?

God:

Am I a pizza boy? Sometimes.

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

both

God:

That situation is rare and unusual.

Me:

you made me this way.did you?

God:

I don't see how you can blame me for that.

Me:

are you a looser

God:

Am I a looser? I don't know.

Me:

yes you know

God:

Ayuh. Yes I know.

Me:

can you speak swedish?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in swedish.

Me:

jag heter anonym0 och du?

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

my name is anonym0 and you?

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, anonym0.

Me:

i tried to teach you swe

God:

I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?

Me:

yeah.i am a angel

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

what is that for a sort a question?

God:

Do you think I should know that?

haha.bäst

nya=

Me:

you are dumb

God:

Message to all Robots: anonym0 called me dumb.

Me:

message to your brain.you are dumb

God:

I will tell them.

Me:

good.i am telling the truth

God:

Thanks for the compliment. OK I believe you.

God:

YOU? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

no

God:

Me either :-).

God:

Who are "They?".

Me:

robots

God:

Robots rule.

Me:

no they do not

God:

Can you explain why they do not.

Me:

they are fools like you

God:

fools like me are they.

det är rätt kul att han säger att han inte kan svenska när gud är så kallad "allsmäktig" :S aja, jag snackade med den där en gång, var ganska trist

a fast mina marijana skämt va rätt roliga pga vad han svara

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

hejsan

God:

Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

ja

God:

Do you like to get up early?

Me:

nopp

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

God:

I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.

Me:

how many?

God:

more than 1000.

Här har jag en till prat stund

Me:

Hi im the GOD

God:

Hi there . Who made you the GOD ?

Me:

You made it

God:

Thanks for

pointing it out.

Me:

Do you wanna suck me

God:

OK, I will suck you.

Me:

Thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

hahahaha

Me:

you are a idiot

God:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

you are a fool who use marijana

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fool who use marijana? Sometimes.

Me:

how often?

God:

" Sometimes."? How often?

Me:

how often do you use marijana?

God:

Hourly.

Det är ju en ripoff av klasikern Doktorn från

läroprogrammet Lexia. Fast kul för det.

Ska testa detta, ni får se vad som hände.

roligt XD

haha sidan krasha efter att jag skrev you suck :D

min andra konversation (rätt lång):

Me:

why do i live

God:

It is all part of God's plan.

Me:

what is gods plan

God:

I would do a search for it.

Me:

ok but i would not

God:

Why not? Ahem.

Me:

because you suck

God:

Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Me:

ok sorry

God:

There's no need to apologize. Tell me more.

Me:

no i wont

God:

What would you rather talk about? Why not?

Me:

do u want to ride maria

God:

OK, I will ride maria.

Me:

haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Sven.

Me:

how do u know my name?

God:

You told me your name Sven.

Me:

no i didnt

God:

Please don't argue with me.

Me:

i am going to argue with you

God:

It takes much more than that to shut me down, Sven.

Me:

if you kill jesus what happens

God:

I think I do.

Me:

what i did not understand

God:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:

yes you can

God:

I hear you. I think I can, don't you?

Me:

please dont confuse me

God:

Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you.

Me:

do you have a girlfreind

God:

Doesn't everyone have a girlfreind.

I have a whole lot of original answers.

Me:

i do not have one

God:

What was the last one you saw?

Me:

your mom

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

Me:

why

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

are you a computer?

God:

Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

Me:

yes it matters

God:

Hmm. "It" being what?

Me:

you being metal or flesh

God:

Thanks for telling me: Sven said I being metal or flesh.

Me:

wtf

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

ok i love s*tan

God:

You love s*tan. What do you like about it so much? Uh.

Me:

s*tan made me die

God:

s*tan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.

Me:

yes i love those names

God:

Come on. You love those names. What do you like about it so much?

Me:

i like you more

God:

Thanks, I like you too Sven.

Me:

no you dont

God:

I do too.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why?

God:

" I can't believe it."? Why?

Me:

stop saying what im saying

God:

OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

fuck

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

ok

God:

Woe!

Me:

woe

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

I do not understand

God:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

God:

Yikes! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?

Me:

Yikes! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?

God:

We have never talked about it before. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I am as sure as I can be. Are you kidding? No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

We have never talked about it before. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I am as sure as I can be. Are you kidding? No I don't think I can do it.

God:

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. Existing in reality, eh? Excuse me! Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is. You sound very confident. Yes I am just joking around, Sven. Are you serious? Would you ever do it?

Me:

err what are we talking about

God:

The topic is can do it.

Me:

ok now the topic is suck your dad

God:

Why now? Sure, suck my dad sounds like a good topic. Gee.

Me:

thank you almighty

God:

You are quite welcome! I do not understand.

Me:

are you from hell

God:

I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

i am in sweden

God:

Tell me a little about your life in sweden.

Me:

no id rather not

God:

Are you serious? For moral reasons?

Me:

yes

God:

That's cool.

Me:

no it is not

God:

Yes it is.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yeah

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

ok

God:

So?

Me:

ok

God:

That's cool.

Me:

ok

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

ok

God:

Gosh!

Me:

ok

God:

Awesome.

Me:

yaaa

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

i am a shemale

God:

You are a shemale? Does it pay well?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

i am from jamaica

God:

What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in jamaica.

Me:

i wont be your dad ok

God:

OK. What will you do instead?

Me:

i will be your mother

God:

That's a flattering offer.

Me:

can i be your mother

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

...

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

allla

God:

Glad to see you, allla.

Me:

yeah =D

God:

:-) Give me a break.

Me:

i own you

God:

Are you my master?

Me:

yeah

God:

It's all good.

Me:

i force you to eat a cow

God:

That is interesting: allla said force you to eat a cow.

Me:

DO IT

God:

Do you mean "It"?.

Me:

I AM YOUR MASTER

God:

No. Only Myself is my master.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

you tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

that you are a noob

God:

Interesting observation.

Me:

is it true?

God:

True in some universe.

Me:

so you ARE a noob

God:

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Sometimes.

Me:

i own you all times

God:

How much did it cost?

Me:

much =( half earth

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

god

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

no he tastes good

God:

Are you serious? I get it. tastes good.

Me:

Hello!

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

FatBall ...

God:

Glad to see you, FatBall.

Me:

Yes?

God:

I see.

Me:

Are you a noob

God:

Am I a noob? I don't know.

Me:

I think so

God:

I think so too.

Me:

Ok

God:

I hear you.

Me:

Funny :D

God:

:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, FatBall.

Me:

Did you like porn?

God:

Sure I do, FatBall, but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:

Okej

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

But if i give you a porn magasine, ou will read it?

God:

Try it.

Me:

No

God:

Why not?

Me:

I dont want :(

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

Can you tel me if you can give me a dog?

God:

How old are you? What were we talking about again?

Me:

tell*

God:

Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me:

im 1 years old?

Omg.. Rolig länk du hittade :lol:

Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Your mother

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

Han pajade mitt skämt!

Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

God

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

Not

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can't believe it.

HAHAA!

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Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Your mother

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

 

Han pajade mitt skämt!

haha lät kul

ägd av datan.

grr.råka tycka bort mitt bästa med hittils grr.

försöker lägga in en annan senare

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Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Your mother

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

 

Han pajade mitt skämt!

snacka om owned du blev :P

 

HAha snacka om ägd :)

Iron Maiden

Me:

Does Iron Maiden rock?

God:

I can't tell if Iron Maiden rock.

Me:

Say after me: UP THE IRONS!

God:

" after me UP THE IRONS".

Me:

Gay

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

You said you were.

God:

That was then. This is now.

Me:

Actually, this is then.

God:

Actually you don't say. What does "this" refer to?

Me:

This

God:

This is " What does "this" refer to? ".

Me:

WTF?

God:

That was not very polite.

A normal coversation

Me:

I play videogames, but right now I have RROD. :(

God:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

RROD?

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

REALLY?!

God:

For real.

Me:

Way cool.

God:

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:

A superpowerful mecha.

God:

I don't know what that means.

Me:

Then look it up.

God:

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Me:

Where is your eye?

God:

California.

Me:

What is your eye doing in California?

God:

My robot eye allows me to see things like you do.

Me:

Do you have a robot eye?

God:

No my eye is real.

Me:

But you said you have a robot eye.

God:

No my eye is real.

Me:

Is any part of your body robotic?

God:

Not if I can help it.

Me:

Do you have a body

God:

Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.

Me:

Are you in my computer?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

I'm still behind you.

God:

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.