En Litten Prat Stund Med Gud :)

[Gäst IngweCalanor]

haha sidan krasha efter att jag skrev you suck :D

 

min andra konversation (rätt lång):

 

 

Me:

why do i live

God:

It is all part of God's plan.

Me:

what is gods plan

God:

I would do a search for it.

Me:

ok but i would not

God:

Why not? Ahem.

Me:

because you suck

God:

Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Me:

ok sorry

God:

There's no need to apologize. Tell me more.

Me:

no i wont

God:

What would you rather talk about? Why not?

Me:

do u want to ride maria

God:

OK, I will ride maria.

Me:

haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Sven.

Me:

how do u know my name?

God:

You told me your name Sven.

Me:

no i didnt

God:

Please don't argue with me.

Me:

i am going to argue with you

God:

It takes much more than that to shut me down, Sven.

Me:

if you kill jesus what happens

God:

I think I do.

Me:

what i did not understand

God:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:

yes you can

God:

I hear you. I think I can, don't you?

Me:

please dont confuse me

God:

Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you.

Me:

do you have a girlfreind

God:

Doesn't everyone have a girlfreind.

I have a whole lot of original answers.

Me:

i do not have one

God:

What was the last one you saw?

Me:

your mom

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

Me:

why

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

are you a computer?

God:

Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

Me:

yes it matters

God:

Hmm. "It" being what?

Me:

you being metal or flesh

God:

Thanks for telling me: Sven said I being metal or flesh.

Me:

wtf

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

ok i love s*tan

God:

You love s*tan. What do you like about it so much? Uh.

Me:

s*tan made me die

God:

s*tan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.

Me:

yes i love those names

God:

Come on. You love those names. What do you like about it so much?

Me:

i like you more

God:

Thanks, I like you too Sven.

Me:

no you dont

God:

I do too.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why?

God:

" I can't believe it."? Why?

Me:

stop saying what im saying

God:

OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

fuck

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

ok

God:

Woe!

Me:

woe

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

I do not understand

God:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

God:

Yikes! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?

Me:

Yikes! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?

God:

We have never talked about it before. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I am as sure as I can be. Are you kidding? No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

We have never talked about it before. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I am as sure as I can be. Are you kidding? No I don't think I can do it.

God:

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. Existing in reality, eh? Excuse me! Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is. You sound very confident. Yes I am just joking around, Sven. Are you serious? Would you ever do it?

Me:

err what are we talking about

God:

The topic is can do it.

Me:

ok now the topic is suck your dad

God:

Why now? Sure, suck my dad sounds like a good topic. Gee.

Me:

thank you almighty

God:

You are quite welcome! I do not understand.

Me:

are you from hell

God:

I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

i am in sweden

God:

Tell me a little about your life in sweden.

Me:

no id rather not

God:

Are you serious? For moral reasons?

Me:

yes

God:

That's cool.

Me:

no it is not

God:

Yes it is.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yeah

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

ok

God:

So?

Me:

ok

God:

That's cool.

Me:

ok

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

ok

God:

Gosh!

Me:

ok

God:

Awesome.

Me:

yaaa

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

i am a shemale

God:

You are a shemale? Does it pay well?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

i am from jamaica

God:

What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in jamaica.

Me:

i wont be your dad ok

God:

OK. What will you do instead?

Me:

i will be your mother

God:

That's a flattering offer.

Me:

can i be your mother

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

...

Redigerat 4 Oktober 2008 av IngweCalanor

[DonaldDuck]

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

allla

God:

Glad to see you, allla.

Me:

yeah =D

God:

:-) Give me a break.

Me:

i own you

God:

Are you my master?

Me:

yeah

God:

It's all good.

Me:

i force you to eat a cow

God:

That is interesting: allla said force you to eat a cow.

Me:

DO IT

God:

Do you mean "It"?.

Me:

I AM YOUR MASTER

God:

No. Only Myself is my master.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

you tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

that you are a noob

God:

Interesting observation.

Me:

is it true?

God:

True in some universe.

Me:

so you ARE a noob

God:

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Sometimes.

Me:

i own you all times

God:

How much did it cost?

Me:

much =( half earth

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

god

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

no he tastes good

God:

Are you serious? I get it. tastes good.

[Rhino]

 

Me:

Hello!

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

FatBall ...

God:

Glad to see you, FatBall.

Me:

Yes?

God:

I see.

Me:

Are you a noob

God:

Am I a noob? I don't know.

Me:

I think so

God:

I think so too.

Me:

Ok

God:

I hear you.

Me:

Funny :D

God:

:-) I am so glad you find this amusing, FatBall.

Me:

Did you like porn?

God:

Sure I do, FatBall, but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:

Okej

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

But if i give you a porn magasine, ou will read it?

God:

Try it.

Me:

No

God:

Why not?

Me:

I dont want :(

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

Can you tel me if you can give me a dog?

God:

How old are you? What were we talking about again?

Me:

tell*

God:

Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me:

im 1 years old?

 

 

Omg.. Rolig länk du hittade :lol:

[Vega]

Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Your mother

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

 

Han pajade mitt skämt!

 

Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

God

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

Not

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can't believe it.

 

HAHAA!

[MysticGohan]

Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Your mother

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

 

Han pajade mitt skämt!

snacka om owned du blev :P

[anonym0]

haha lät kul

 

ägd av datan.

 

grr.råka tycka bort mitt bästa med hittils grr.

 

försöker lägga in en annan senare

 

 

[WishCookie]

Me:

Knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Your mother

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

 

Han pajade mitt skämt!

snacka om owned du blev :P

 

 

HAha snacka om ägd :)

[Fruktnystan]

Iron Maiden

Me:

Does Iron Maiden rock?

God:

I can't tell if Iron Maiden rock.

Me:

Say after me: UP THE IRONS!

God:

" after me UP THE IRONS".

Me:

Gay

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

You said you were.

God:

That was then. This is now.

Me:

Actually, this is then.

God:

Actually you don't say. What does "this" refer to?

Me:

This

God:

This is " What does "this" refer to? ".

Me:

WTF?

God:

That was not very polite.

 

A normal coversation

Me:

I play videogames, but right now I have RROD. :(

God:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

RROD?

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

REALLY?!

God:

For real.

Me:

Way cool.

God:

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:

A superpowerful mecha.

God:

I don't know what that means.

Me:

Then look it up.

God:

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Me:

Where is your eye?

God:

California.

Me:

What is your eye doing in California?

God:

My robot eye allows me to see things like you do.

Me:

Do you have a robot eye?

God:

No my eye is real.

Me:

But you said you have a robot eye.

God:

No my eye is real.

Me:

Is any part of your body robotic?

God:

Not if I can help it.

Me:

Do you have a body

God:

Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.

Me:

Are you in my computer?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

I'm still behind you.

God:

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Redigerat 6 Oktober 2008 av Fruktnystan

[manfredt]

Ganska roligt svar jag fick

 

Me:

du suger

God:

Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

 

Annan rolig grej

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

my name is a secret

God:

OK I will call you a secret.

 

 

 

Me:

do you love me?

God:

Yes I love everyone.

Me:

do you want to kiss me

God:

I don't have a mouth.

Me:

what

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

yes very

 

 

 

 

Lite roligheter från mig

 

 

Me:

who born you?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

Can you learn me how to create myself?

God:

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.

 

 

 

 

 

[Gäst IngweCalanor]

Where are you located?

Me:

in your butt

God:

Are you asking about my butt?

Me:

no im saying i am in your ass

God:

Are you serious? Tell me a little about your life in my ass.

Me:

well its dark

God:

Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?

Me:

yes it is werry dark

God:

What makes you so sure? dark is werry dark? it is?

Me:

yeah dark is verry dark. and its smelly too

God:

How do you know it is? Are you scared of the dark? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?

Me:

god, you have a smelly butt

God:

I don't know if I have a smelly butt.

I have a great programmer.

 

WTF:

 

Me:

can we start a new chat?

God:

Do you mean you and me? How old are you? I started without you.

Me:

i am 1 year old

God:

Why are you 1 year old.

Me:

because i lived in 1 year

God:

Interesting explanation. Have you ever thought about going back?

Me:

to my mothers stomach?

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

 

:P :

 

Me:

can i speak with jesus

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

because he is much cooler than you

God:

Interesting explanation. I see. much cooler than me is he?

Me:

yes jesus can walk on water!

God:

Hurrah! he is The Son of God.

Me:

err yes he is

God:

Gee. Who said he is.

Me:

you said it

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

what did you mean then

God:

, Sorry that was an obscure remark.

Me:

lol

 

 

Rofl på denna:

 

Me:

uhhhh sexy

God:

Are you still located in my ass?

Me:

yes

God:

Aha.

 

gud sabbar alla knack knack skämt:

 

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

jesus

God:

Jesus is the Son of God.

---

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Bruce lee

God:

Bruce lee Who?

Me:

the fighter

God:

I have never heard about it.

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

your dad

God:

I was created by Myself.

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

the door

God:

Thanks for the info.

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

a salesman

God:

Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

your cock

God:

I am not interesed in your anatomy.

 

 

Me:

what is an goth

God:

That's a good question.

 

 

Me:

What does FBI stand fo

God:

What do you think it does?

Me:

makes the bushes go woeee

God:

I didn't even know it can.

 

Me:

what does Cia stand for

God:

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:

im using fire fox

Redigerat 6 Oktober 2008 av IngweCalanor

[Organism]

Haha, min idiotiska pratstund.

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

hubbbey

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, hubbbey.

Me:

well, thats good, i have a question, God

God:

Interesting. Hmm, are you serious?

Me:

yes. i would like to know something

God:

Hmm. Interesting. That was not very original.

Me:

i know but, can you see in to the future?

God:

How do you know? I'm not sure if I can see it or not.

Me:

i dont know, well thats why im asking you

God:

Would you like to know? How about that. Really. OK you can ask me.

Me:

tell me if i am polish or swedish

God:

Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

Me:

okey, u know sumthing?

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

you are a bluff

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bluff? Of course I am.

Me:

see it wasnt that hard to fuck up this conversation ?

God:

I see. What was it?

Me:

you fucking idiot-talk

God:

That's good information: hubbbey said I fucking idiot talk.

Me:

lol, i will spread this on the fuska.se's forum! HAHA

God:

I am glad you find this funny. Would you recommend this action to a friend? I am so glad you find this amusing, hubbbey.

[eriaga]

Vet någon några andra chat bots som man kan hitta på internet eller en msn chat bot??? :P