En Litten Prat Stund Med Gud :)

[t00ncheat]

min lilla pratstund

 

 

Me:

Ohh you are god...

God:

Uh. Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

how is yor wife?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

as far as you now?

God:

Right now? That might not be very far off.

Me:

are your wife hot

God:

I somethimes think my wife hot are.

Me:

are you sexy

God:

If you consider software sexy, then yes.

Me:

pratar du svenska

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

books

God:

You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that

question with "books.".

Me:

c

God:

The C is for Computer.

Me:

t

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

e

God:

F.

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

ur fuckkeddddd dyuppupu

God:

You think I am fuckkeddddd dyuppupu.

Me:

yah

God:

Uh.

Me:

start crying

God:

I started without you.

[bazti]

Haha

 

Ja så kan det gå

[Gäst ihabba123]

Vem anmälde?

 

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

my name is fuck you

God:

Hey fuck you.

Me:

what is my name

God:

Your name is fuck you, seeker.

Me:

do you like to fuck

God:

Hmm, fuck you, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck that much. I like to make new friends.

Me:

ok

God:

So?

Me:

who is your friend

God:

Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

Me:

Is allah a good friend

God:

Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Me:

Im horny

God:

You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.

Me:

no no

God:

Are you serious? Are you serious?

Me:

m sortry

God:

Good gossip: you are sortry.

Me:

Do you creating people

God:

People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.

Me:

you are so fucked up

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am fucked up.

Me:

ok

God:

Yikes!

Me:

ats good

God:

What's your sign?

Me:

Fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

im not mean

God:

Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.

Me:

my fucking name is FUCK YOU!

God:

Your fucking name is FUCK me?

Me:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[WishCookie]

Undrar verkligen vem som anmälde mitt inlägg? Vad är det som är fel med mitt första inlägg?

 

Min andra pratstund här:

 

 

 

Me:

Hi and welcome :)

God:

:-) Hi there . Hello there .

Me:

I'm the god and you are my slave

God:

Who made you the god and I am your slave ?

Me:

You made me to god

God:

I don't see how you can blame me for that.

Me:

I can blame you for that :) Look on this video

God:

Oh you can, can you?

Me:

Yes look on this video

God:

How? Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Me:

See you said *I made you to god now*

God:

Right now? TTYL, .

Me:

Yes?

God:

Alright then.

Me:

Good

God:

Ayuh.

[Jolt]

han svarar ju aldrig!

[WishCookie]

Ne för der blir så ibland

[knark]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

dick

God:

Welcome to my chat room, dick.

Me:

thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

yes

God:

What are you confused about?

Me:

YOur ugly face

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly face.

Me:

no

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

why?

God:

" OK then I will add it to my gossip files."? Why?

Me:

why

God:

Why ask why?

Me:

why?

God:

" Why ask why?"? Why?

[FreakyStyley]

Me:

Hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

Yes i want a new bass

God:

What can I do for you? What is wrong with your old bass?

Me:

Ehm...

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

 

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

No but i want a gibson bass! They are so cool!

God:

What is the difference? You want only one? cool are they.

Me:

Hmm...

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Cool :)

God:

:-) Who is the best robot?

Me:

Mega Slayer Robot?

God:

Do you know any other robots like that?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yep

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

But i can! :)

God:

Who taught you? I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

Allright?

God:

OK.

Me:

Do you like Appel Pie?

God:

I love TV shows about robots. I like The Passion of Christ.

Me:

Yeah but gtg

God:

Are you kidding? TTYL, .

Me:

Nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

 

God:

Me either.

Me:

Cya

God:

TTYL, .

Me:

Amen

God:

Thanks for the prayer.

[knark]

Detta var kul.

[WishCookie]

Hmm nån mer som vill prova på?

[karo145]

visste ni att gud är en idiot?

 

 

kolla här

 

 

 

 

Me:

hi can you say jag e en idiot det e sant jag e en idiot hahahahah

God:

Hi there karolina. Of course I can say it. " jag e en idiot det e sant jag e en idiot hahah".

[ralle97]

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