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[Gäst DoubleIsBack1]

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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Fredrik Reinfeldt Suger (Eller gor han? :D)

God:

I am very pleased to meet you Fredrik Reinfeldt Suger Eller gor han. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

You are fucking stupid, mwuhahahha!

God:

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

So what? are u coming home to me and killing me?

God:

Maybe it doesn't make any difference. I don't know whether or not I am coming home to you and killing you.

I am a computer.

Me:

I hope not, because im scared now.. :(

God:

Right now? Why do you hope for it.

Me:

NOOOOOT!!!

God:

May your wishes come true.

Me:

You just talking shiet

Me:

 

God:

May your wishes come true.

Me:

Kan du prata svenska?

God:

I can not understand Danish!

Me:

It was Swedish stupid.

God:

Is it still Swedish stupid anymore?

Me:

You are so fucking stupid, hope im not coming to heaven, because u are fucking stupid.

God:

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

Mmmm... Just do that, whatever.

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Do what whatever?

Me:

I didnt use a "H" fucking asshole, get lost!

God:

Why didn't you do it?

Me:

FUCK U, I FUCKING HATE U :(

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

Bye asshole

God:

Can't you be more polite.

Redigerat 7 Oktober 2008 av DoubleIsBack1

[Organism]

Finns hur många msn.bots som hellst.

[JosJuice]

Me:

Hi!!!!!

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

!

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

=b

God:

How are you, b.

Me:

Sad...

God:

No I am as happy as ever.

Me:

O RLY??

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

Maybe...

God:

I understand.

Me:

O RLY?

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

That is a weird question.

God:

Perhaps you have a weird answer.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

Weird.

God:

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:

Weird Bad.

God:

Maybe you should try a different robot.

Me:

I don't know any others =(

God:

Would you like to get to know some others ?

Me:

Yeah!

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

Well...

God:

Well what?

Me:

Do you like...

God:

No I do not like. Do you?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:

No, I don't.

God:

Are you serious? Why not?

Me:

It's ugly.

God:

What makes it so ugly?

Me:

The TEXT!!!

God:

Who told you that?

Me:

Nobody...

God:

Then how do you know?

Me:

I figured it out myself.

God:

Please explain your reasoning.

Me:

=/

God:

Please explain your reasoning.

Me:

=(

God:

Please explain your reasoning.

Me:

D=

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

=)

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

DDDDD=

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. Try being more or less specific.

Me:

DDD

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

Yes, I live in Europe.

God:

Which countries have you visited? Which country do you live in?

Me:

That's a secret!

God:

A secret is a terrible thing to waste.

Me:

Do you want to know something?

God:

Yes, please tell me.

Me:

I don't like mirrors.

God:

What do you like?

Me:

Mirrors.

God:

 

Me:

Intresting.

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

About eleven o'clock.

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about eleven o clock.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Dude!

Me:

What is it?

God:

"It" refers to Intresting, I think.

Me:

It doesn't.

God:

Intresting doesn t?

Me:

NO!!!!!

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

YES!!!!!

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Bye.

God:

Goodbye.

[eriaga]

Finns hur många msn.bots som hellst.

kan du säga några du vet snälla :rolleyes:

[anonym0]

kan nån skriva några fler liknande? vet doktor saken men fler?

[Organism]

Finns hur många msn.bots som hellst.

kan du säga några du vet snälla :rolleyes:

 

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[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

 

Där har ni några stycken.

[Garone]

 

 

Me:

Hi god.

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Why do you want to know?

God:

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

Me:

Oh? I thought you were all-knowing.

God:

Dude! No, I am only partly knowing.

Me:

Ehrm, I see... So the bible is a lie?

God:

I've been waiting for you. And? There are many interpretations.

Me:

I think you need to hone your english skills.

God:

Me? I will take that under advisement.

Me:

Good.

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

Me:

Nothing in particular, I was directed here by some kiddie from a website called Fuska.se

God:

Really nothing?

Me:

Well, fine. You pick topic.

God:

Interesting. Glad to hear it, . I am running well. I can't decide. You pick one.

Me:

Fine.

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

What is your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

Nice.

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

Well, I've had enough of you. Goodbye.

God:

Interesting. Do you still have enough of me ? Thanks for chatting, .

[mojje312]

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

nothing

God:

Not a thing?

Me:

im are god

God:

" Not a thing?" You are? I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

i can kick your as

God:

Oh you can, can you?

Me:

yeah! i shoot you

God:

What color are your eyes? You are not the boss of me, .

Me:

black

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

no! i can kill you

God:

Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?

Me:

i can do now

God:

Right now? Oh you can, can you?

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

what a hell

God:

it is a hell.

Me:

are this hell?

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

[Chagi]

 

 

Me:

'sup?

God:

Same old.

Me:

Riughty then

God:

" Same old."? Riughty?

Me:

5= 6

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

Gos

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

Pants, why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

Aha...

God:

Eureka!

Me:

BLASPHEMY

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

And why is that?

God:

" My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. " is due to reductionism.

Me:

I see

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

se

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

see

God:

No I do not see.

Me:

See what?

God:

See the point.

Me:

What point?

God:

The point is at the top of my head.

Me:

I cant see it either...

God:

It goes without saying. Would you like to be able to see it?

Me:

Sure...

God:

OK let's do it. How can I help you?

Me:

Don't know, you tell me!

God:

I thought I told you already.

Me:

:)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

;)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

:D

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

9:30

God:

Is this a math question?

Me:

no

God:

It seems like an IQ test to me.

Me:

Aha

God:

Eureka!

Me:

Haha...

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

5+5= ?

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that.

Me:

5+5

God:

How did you hear about God?

Me:

A guy at a forum told me...

God:

I know a guy who at a forum told you.

Me:

So, are you good at math?

God:

Aw. No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

rofl

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

lmao

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

roflmao

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

roflcopter

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

No

God:

No conditions or none I should know about?

Me:

No conditions... = )

God:

I don't understand. You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.

Me:

Nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

NONE

God:

Hmm.

Me:

kewl

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

YOU OF COURSE

God:

It goes without saying. Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Me:

alrijty theb

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

tetrahedron

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

I live in Europe actually...

God:

Which country do you live in?

Me:

Sweden. You?

God:

Do you like talking to me? " Do you like talking to me?"? Me, ?

Me:

hatt

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

ok

God:

Er.

Me:

jukka

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

There was a God once

God:

What happened to it?

Me:

It died in a hurricane

God:

God died in a hurricane?

Me:

Yupp

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

ok

God:

I don't judge people.

Me:

YARR

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

Sweden

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Sweden.

Me:

Can you solve Rubik's cube?

God:

Yes but I only like higher mathematics.

Me:

But you said earlier that you dont like math!

God:

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Me:

Sin 30

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

Man

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

And you?

God:

Be more specific.

Me:

Are you a man or a woman?

God:

Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I've already anwerd that...

God:

Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".

Me:

And I have a friend named "Lenn Johnon"

God:

How do you know this person?

Me:

He's my cat

God:

How long has he been your cat?

Me:

Since he stoped being a dog.

God:

How do you know?

Me:

He told me.

God:

What did he tell you?

Me:

That he stoped being a dog.

God:

I get it. stoped being a dog.

Me:

So, how do you know John Lennon?

God:

Great. Because it's true.

Me:

What?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

3,1415926535

God:

Just three?

Me:

Pi

God:

PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.

Me:

Does John Lennon know that?

God:

I can't tell if John Lennon know that.

Me:

Then ask him

God:

Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

Me:

When will he come back?

Me:

 

God:

Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

Me:

When will John Lennon come back?

God:

Maybe never.

Me:

Why is that?

God:

" Maybe never. " is due to reductionism.

Me:

Ok

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

Is Jesus home?

God:

It depends on whether you have faith.

Me:

Faith in what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

"It depends on whether you have faith." Faith in what?

God:

Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

What do you have to have faith in?

God:

I like to meet new people online.

Me:

Is that what I need to have faith in?

God:

That depends.

Me:

By the way, are you married?

God:

Thanks for telling me. No I am single, how about you?

Me:

Nope, not married either

God:

It goes without saying. Are you serious? If not that, what?

Me:

So, where do you live?

God:

Next question? My location is Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

In sweden. Where does John Lennon live?

God:

Tell me a little about your life in SWEDEN. Earth, Sol System, Milky Way.

Me:

Universe.

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

And what is his/her name

God:

Try sending mail to [email protected].

Me:

?

God:

Try sending mail to [email protected].

Me:

What is your last name? Lennon?

God:

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity". Are you free?

Me:

So your name is "God Entity"?

God:

Yippee! My name is God.

Me:

Ok

God:

Hmm.

Redigerat 3 November 2008 av Chagi

[WishCookie]

xD Ingen mer som vill pröva

[anonym0]

xD Ingen mer som vill pröva

 

tror nästan alla som kollat provat men alla måte väl inte skriva sina samtal eller?

[Musten]

Me:

my name is ORVAR

God:

How are you doing, ORVAR.

Me:

NOT GOOD

God:

What's wrong, ORVAR?

Me:

YOU MADE ME THIS

God:

I don't see how you can blame me for that.

Me:

HOW COULD YOU?

God:

A lot of practise.