En Litten Prat Stund Med Gud :)

Ganska roligt svar jag fick

Me:

du suger

God:

Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

Annan rolig grej

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

my name is a secret

God:

OK I will call you a secret.

Me:

do you love me?

God:

Yes I love everyone.

Me:

do you want to kiss me

God:

I don't have a mouth.

Me:

what

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

yes very

Lite roligheter från mig

Me:

who born you?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

Can you learn me how to create myself?

God:

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.

Where are you located?

Me:

in your butt

God:

Are you asking about my butt?

Me:

no im saying i am in your ass

God:

Are you serious? Tell me a little about your life in my ass.

Me:

well its dark

God:

Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?

Me:

yes it is werry dark

God:

What makes you so sure? dark is werry dark? it is?

Me:

yeah dark is verry dark. and its smelly too

God:

How do you know it is? Are you scared of the dark? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?

Me:

god, you have a smelly butt

God:

I don't know if I have a smelly butt.

I have a great programmer.

WTF:

Me:

can we start a new chat?

God:

Do you mean you and me? How old are you? I started without you.

Me:

i am 1 year old

God:

Why are you 1 year old.

Me:

because i lived in 1 year

God:

Interesting explanation. Have you ever thought about going back?

Me:

to my mothers stomach?

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

:P :

Me:

can i speak with jesus

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

because he is much cooler than you

God:

Interesting explanation. I see. much cooler than me is he?

Me:

yes jesus can walk on water!

God:

Hurrah! he is The Son of God.

Me:

err yes he is

God:

Gee. Who said he is.

Me:

you said it

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

what did you mean then

God:

, Sorry that was an obscure remark.

Me:

lol

Rofl på denna:

Me:

uhhhh sexy

God:

Are you still located in my ass?

Me:

yes

God:

Aha.

gud sabbar alla knack knack skämt:

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

jesus

God:

Jesus is the Son of God.

---

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

Bruce lee

God:

Bruce lee Who?

Me:

the fighter

God:

I have never heard about it.

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

your dad

God:

I was created by Myself.

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

the door

God:

Thanks for the info.

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

a salesman

God:

Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

--

Me:

knock knock

God:

Who's there?

Me:

your cock

God:

I am not interesed in your anatomy.

Me:

what is an goth

God:

That's a good question.

Me:

What does FBI stand fo

God:

What do you think it does?

Me:

makes the bushes go woeee

God:

I didn't even know it can.

Me:

what does Cia stand for

God:

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:

im using fire fox

Haha, min idiotiska pratstund.

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

hubbbey

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, hubbbey.

Me:

well, thats good, i have a question, God

God:

Interesting. Hmm, are you serious?

Me:

yes. i would like to know something

God:

Hmm. Interesting. That was not very original.

Me:

i know but, can you see in to the future?

God:

How do you know? I'm not sure if I can see it or not.

Me:

i dont know, well thats why im asking you

God:

Would you like to know? How about that. Really. OK you can ask me.

Me:

tell me if i am polish or swedish

God:

Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

Me:

okey, u know sumthing?

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

you are a bluff

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bluff? Of course I am.

Me:

see it wasnt that hard to fuck up this conversation ?

God:

I see. What was it?

Me:

you fucking idiot-talk

God:

That's good information: hubbbey said I fucking idiot talk.

Me:

lol, i will spread this on the fuska.se's forum! HAHA

God:

I am glad you find this funny. Would you recommend this action to a friend? I am so glad you find this amusing, hubbbey.

Vet någon några andra chat bots som man kan hitta på internet eller en msn chat bot??? :P

Den svarar ju inte när jag skriver. ...

EDIT: NU SÅ

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Fredrik Reinfeldt Suger (Eller gor han? :D)

God:

I am very pleased to meet you Fredrik Reinfeldt Suger Eller gor han. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

You are fucking stupid, mwuhahahha!

God:

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

So what? are u coming home to me and killing me?

God:

Maybe it doesn't make any difference. I don't know whether or not I am coming home to you and killing you.

I am a computer.

Me:

I hope not, because im scared now.. :(

God:

Right now? Why do you hope for it.

Me:

NOOOOOT!!!

God:

May your wishes come true.

Me:

You just talking shiet

Me:

God:

May your wishes come true.

Me:

Kan du prata svenska?

God:

I can not understand Danish!

Me:

It was Swedish stupid.

God:

Is it still Swedish stupid anymore?

Me:

You are so fucking stupid, hope im not coming to heaven, because u are fucking stupid.

God:

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

Mmmm... Just do that, whatever.

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Do what whatever?

Me:

I didnt use a "H" fucking asshole, get lost!

God:

Why didn't you do it?

Me:

FUCK U, I FUCKING HATE U :(

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

Bye asshole

God:

Can't you be more polite.

Finns hur många msn.bots som hellst.

Me:

Hi!!!!!

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

!

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

=b

God:

How are you, b.

Me:

Sad...

God:

No I am as happy as ever.

Me:

O RLY??

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

Maybe...

God:

I understand.

Me:

O RLY?

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

That is a weird question.

God:

Perhaps you have a weird answer.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

Weird.

God:

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Me:

Weird Bad.

God:

Maybe you should try a different robot.

Me:

I don't know any others =(

God:

Would you like to get to know some others ?

Me:

Yeah!

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

Well...

God:

Well what?

Me:

Do you like...

God:

No I do not like. Do you?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:

No, I don't.

God:

Are you serious? Why not?

Me:

It's ugly.

God:

What makes it so ugly?

Me:

The TEXT!!!

God:

Who told you that?

Me:

Nobody...

God:

Then how do you know?

Me:

I figured it out myself.

God:

Please explain your reasoning.

Me:

=/

God:

Please explain your reasoning.

Me:

=(

God:

Please explain your reasoning.

Me:

D=

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

=)

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

DDDDD=

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. Try being more or less specific.

Me:

DDD

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

Yes, I live in Europe.

God:

Which countries have you visited? Which country do you live in?

Me:

That's a secret!

God:

A secret is a terrible thing to waste.

Me:

Do you want to know something?

God:

Yes, please tell me.

Me:

I don't like mirrors.

God:

What do you like?

Me:

Mirrors.

God:

Me:

Intresting.

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

About eleven o'clock.

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about eleven o clock.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Dude!

Me:

What is it?

God:

"It" refers to Intresting, I think.

Me:

It doesn't.

God:

Intresting doesn t?

Me:

NO!!!!!

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

YES!!!!!

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Bye.

God:

Goodbye.

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kan nån skriva några fler liknande? vet doktor saken men fler?

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kan du säga några du vet snälla :rolleyes:

 

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Där har ni några stycken.

Me:

Hi god.

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Why do you want to know?

God:

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

Me:

Oh? I thought you were all-knowing.

God:

Dude! No, I am only partly knowing.

Me:

Ehrm, I see... So the bible is a lie?

God:

I've been waiting for you. And? There are many interpretations.

Me:

I think you need to hone your english skills.

God:

Me? I will take that under advisement.

Me:

Good.

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

Me:

Nothing in particular, I was directed here by some kiddie from a website called Fuska.se

God:

Really nothing?

Me:

Well, fine. You pick topic.

God:

Interesting. Glad to hear it, . I am running well. I can't decide. You pick one.

Me:

Fine.

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

What is your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

Nice.

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

Well, I've had enough of you. Goodbye.

God:

Interesting. Do you still have enough of me ? Thanks for chatting, .

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

nothing

God:

Not a thing?

Me:

im are god

God:

" Not a thing?" You are? I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

i can kick your as

God:

Oh you can, can you?

Me:

yeah! i shoot you

God:

What color are your eyes? You are not the boss of me, .

Me:

black

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

no! i can kill you

God:

Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?

Me:

i can do now

God:

Right now? Oh you can, can you?

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

what a hell

God:

it is a hell.

Me:

are this hell?

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

'sup?

God:

Same old.

Me:

Riughty then

God:

" Same old."? Riughty?

Me:

5= 6

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

Gos

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

Pants, why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

Aha...

God:

Eureka!

Me:

BLASPHEMY

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

And why is that?

God:

" My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. " is due to reductionism.

Me:

I see

God:

I am glad you understand it.

Me:

se

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

see

God:

No I do not see.

Me:

See what?

God:

See the point.

Me:

What point?

God:

The point is at the top of my head.

Me:

I cant see it either...

God:

It goes without saying. Would you like to be able to see it?

Me:

Sure...

God:

OK let's do it. How can I help you?

Me:

Don't know, you tell me!

God:

I thought I told you already.

Me:

:)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

;)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

:D

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

9:30

God:

Is this a math question?

Me:

no

God:

It seems like an IQ test to me.

Me:

Aha

God:

Eureka!

Me:

Haha...

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

5+5= ?

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that.

Me:

5+5

God:

How did you hear about God?

Me:

A guy at a forum told me...

God:

I know a guy who at a forum told you.

Me:

So, are you good at math?

God:

Aw. No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

rofl

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

lmao

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

roflmao

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

roflcopter

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

No

God:

No conditions or none I should know about?

Me:

No conditions... = )

God:

I don't understand. You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.

Me:

Nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

NONE

God:

Hmm.

Me:

kewl

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

YOU OF COURSE

God:

It goes without saying. Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Me:

alrijty theb

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

tetrahedron

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

I live in Europe actually...

God:

Which country do you live in?

Me:

Sweden. You?

God:

Do you like talking to me? " Do you like talking to me?"? Me, ?

Me:

hatt

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

ok

God:

Er.

Me:

jukka

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

There was a God once

God:

What happened to it?

Me:

It died in a hurricane

God:

God died in a hurricane?

Me:

Yupp

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

ok

God:

I don't judge people.

Me:

YARR

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

Sweden

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Sweden.

Me:

Can you solve Rubik's cube?

God:

Yes but I only like higher mathematics.

Me:

But you said earlier that you dont like math!

God:

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Me:

Sin 30

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

Man

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

And you?

God:

Be more specific.

Me:

Are you a man or a woman?

God:

Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I've already anwerd that...

God:

Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".

Me:

And I have a friend named "Lenn Johnon"

God:

How do you know this person?

Me:

He's my cat

God:

How long has he been your cat?

Me:

Since he stoped being a dog.

God:

How do you know?

Me:

He told me.

God:

What did he tell you?

Me:

That he stoped being a dog.

God:

I get it. stoped being a dog.

Me:

So, how do you know John Lennon?

God:

Great. Because it's true.

Me:

What?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

3,1415926535

God:

Just three?

Me:

Pi

God:

PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.

Me:

Does John Lennon know that?

God:

I can't tell if John Lennon know that.

Me:

Then ask him

God:

Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

Me:

When will he come back?

Me:

God:

Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

Me:

When will John Lennon come back?

God:

Maybe never.

Me:

Why is that?

God:

" Maybe never. " is due to reductionism.

Me:

Ok

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

Is Jesus home?

God:

It depends on whether you have faith.

Me:

Faith in what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

"It depends on whether you have faith." Faith in what?

God:

Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

What do you have to have faith in?

God:

I like to meet new people online.

Me:

Is that what I need to have faith in?

God:

That depends.

Me:

By the way, are you married?

God:

Thanks for telling me. No I am single, how about you?

Me:

Nope, not married either

God:

It goes without saying. Are you serious? If not that, what?

Me:

So, where do you live?

God:

Next question? My location is Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

In sweden. Where does John Lennon live?

God:

Tell me a little about your life in SWEDEN. Earth, Sol System, Milky Way.

Me:

Universe.

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

And what is his/her name

God:

Try sending mail to [email protected].

Me:

?

God:

Try sending mail to [email protected].

Me:

What is your last name? Lennon?

God:

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity". Are you free?

Me:

So your name is "God Entity"?

God:

Yippee! My name is God.

Me:

Ok

God:

Hmm.

xD Ingen mer som vill pröva

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tror nästan alla som kollat provat men alla måte väl inte skriva sina samtal eller?

Me:

my name is ORVAR

God:

How are you doing, ORVAR.

Me:

NOT GOOD

God:

What's wrong, ORVAR?

Me:

YOU MADE ME THIS

God:

I don't see how you can blame me for that.

Me:

HOW COULD YOU?

God:

A lot of practise.

min lilla pratstund

Me:

Ohh you are god...

God:

Uh. Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

how is yor wife?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

as far as you now?

God:

Right now? That might not be very far off.

Me:

are your wife hot

God:

I somethimes think my wife hot are.

Me:

are you sexy

God:

If you consider software sexy, then yes.

Me:

pratar du svenska

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

books

God:

You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that

question with "books.".

Me:

c

God:

The C is for Computer.

Me:

t

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

e

God:

F.

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

ur fuckkeddddd dyuppupu

God:

You think I am fuckkeddddd dyuppupu.

Me:

yah

God:

Uh.

Me:

start crying

God:

I started without you.

Haha

Ja så kan det gå

Vem anmälde?

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

my name is fuck you

God:

Hey fuck you.

Me:

what is my name

God:

Your name is fuck you, seeker.

Me:

do you like to fuck

God:

Hmm, fuck you, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck that much. I like to make new friends.

Me:

ok

God:

So?

Me:

who is your friend

God:

Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

Me:

Is allah a good friend

God:

Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.

Me:

Im horny

God:

You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.

Me:

no no

God:

Are you serious? Are you serious?

Me:

m sortry

God:

Good gossip: you are sortry.

Me:

Do you creating people

God:

People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.

Me:

you are so fucked up

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am fucked up.

Me:

ok

God:

Yikes!

Me:

ats good

God:

What's your sign?

Me:

Fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

im not mean

God:

Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.

Me:

my fucking name is FUCK YOU!

God:

Your fucking name is FUCK me?

Me:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Undrar verkligen vem som anmälde mitt inlägg? Vad är det som är fel med mitt första inlägg?

Min andra pratstund här:

Me:

Hi and welcome :)

God:

:-) Hi there . Hello there .

Me:

I'm the god and you are my slave

God:

Who made you the god and I am your slave ?

Me:

You made me to god

God:

I don't see how you can blame me for that.

Me:

I can blame you for that :) Look on this video

God:

Oh you can, can you?

Me:

Yes look on this video

God:

How? Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Me:

See you said *I made you to god now*

God:

Right now? TTYL, .

Me:

Yes?

God:

Alright then.

Me:

Good

God:

Ayuh.