tjoo alla fuskare! Jag och klassen har dragit igång en tidning som vi ska göra. Tidningen ska vara på Engelska. Polarna valde mig som ''skämt snubbe'' eller vad man ska säga, lol.
Iaf..
Jag är inte så bra på Engelska och behöver er hjälp nu.
Kan ni dra igång några roliga engelska skämt? Skulle vart nice..
Har googlat och gått in på olika sidor men har inte fattat ett piss när jag läste en skämt.
Kan inte komma på något direkt nu men om jag stöter på nåt så tar jag snabbaste vägen till denna tråden :) En del svenska skämt borde gå att översätta till engelska.
vi har ju en vits tråd men det var i stort sett bara jag som postade engelska skämt där.
http://www.fuska.se/forum/index.php?showtopic=89184
2 första länkarna på google annars :/.
Men om du inte fattar engleska så...
Vad för sorts skämt ska det vara? Hur långa?
:visslar:
a baby seal walked into a club.
lol.
What's so good about eighty one year olds?
There's eighty of them.
;O
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
I've been to Canada and I always got the impression that I could take over the country in about 2 days.
"Danger" could be my middle name... but it's "John" :(
I was the best man at the wedding. If im the best man, why is she marrying him?
Adults is always asking kids what they wanna do when they grow up, they are just looking for ideas.
I busted a mirror and got seven year of bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he could get me five.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
OK. So whats the speed of dark?
I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.
You cant have everything, where would you put it?
I haven't slept for ten days, that would just be to long.
Varför ska tidningen vara på engelska för?
Värna om det svenska språket!
Det var en skånsk gubbe som kampade med sin lille son, som var så söt.
Den engelska snubben på andra sidan häcken sa: "Oh, what a handsome face!"
Den skånska gubben svarade: "Näe, de vah jau"
Två problem: Den är på svenska, och alla har hört den.
Kolla på Monty Python.
A tomato and a carrot walked over a road. A car smashed the tomato and the carrot said, "Ketchup face!"
Jag vet, den är bra eller hur B)
Ta svenska skämt och översätt dem till Engelska? :P
Kan man ju göra men original skämten är alltid bättre :)
It was a banan and a Cheeseburgare som walkade over a way.
Then a car körde över the banan.
Then the Cheeseborgare sa: Come here Banana split så går we.
Hittta på den själv :D
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”
The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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