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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Från Forrest Gump. Lite uttjatad men en klassiker är det :)

"Why are you wearing that stupid man's suit?" - Frank Bunny (i filmen Donnie Darko)

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak" - GLaDOS (i spelet Portal)

"Who could believe in a lord that's demanding?" - Glen Benton, Deicide (i låten Fuck Your God)

Film: Vettefan, svårt där. Antagligen nåt från Falling Down.

Musik: "The most painful thing you can go through in your life is the pain inside, and much of depression is a reflection of pain that you feel in your heart. And the greatest pain that you can feel in your heart is to love a person... and know that that person doesn't love you back. And never will." - Vem det än är som snackar i den andra halvan av Bull of Heaven's And Never Will, en av de mest meningsfulla texter jag någonsin hört.

Spel: "The gene pool is stagnant, and I'm the minister of chlorine" - Postal Guy

"Stop right there criminal scum!"*

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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"Stay Stop right there criminal scum!"

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

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"Stay right there criminal scum!"

Är dte från Oblivion? Jag hörde alltid någon som sa det när min brorsa spelade Oblivion. Fast han sa mer "Stop there you criminal scum!" Och flydde man sa han typ "Then pay with your blood!"

Förresten sig vem som sagt det :)

Det gäller dig också Lynott, om ni inte vet är det en sak, men det är alltid kul att veta vem :)

" I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "- Dirty Harry

"Charlie don't surf!"- Apocalypse now

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the

tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through

the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike

down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you! pulp fiction

Send me out, with a bang. Halo 3

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"Stay Stop right there criminal scum!"

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

 

PAY. THE. COURT. A. FINE. OR. SERVE. YOUR. SENTENCE.

Film: "We accept her, one of us" - Freaks

"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you" - Batman Begins

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

Spel: " Welcome to the madhouse, Batman! I set a trap and you sprang it gloriously! Now let's get this party started." Batman Arkham Asylum

Verkligheten: "Life is like riding a bicycle, in order to keep your balance you must keep moving" - Albert Einstein

"All I can do is be myself ,whoever that is"

"tomorrow is hard enough"

"You are not prepared!" Illidan stormrage i wow :P Det var bara för lol då han dog så fort iaf...

I love the smell of napalm in the morning-Apocalypse now

Mr. Garrison: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few math problems. What is 5 times 2? C'mon children don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

Clyde: Twelve?

Mr. Garrison: Okay, let's try to get an answer from someone that's not a complete retard. Any answers? C'mon don't be shy!

Kyle: Uhm...I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

Cartman: Nanananana...

Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!

Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking jude!

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the f-word?

Cartman: Jude?

Kyle: No, we're talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fatass!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?!

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Hey, you just said fuck again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: Mmmmm!

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: So what? It didn't hurt anyone! Fuckfucketyfuckfuckfuck!

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school cancellor?!

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?!

SILENCE

Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Cartman: Uhm...I'm sorry...what I really said was...How would you like to suck my balls , Mr. Garrison?!

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

/ South Park

Briljant.

"Mod är bara vad den fege tar till när han inte törs." - Okänd.

"Nearly always people believe willingly that which they wish." - Julius Caesar

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Winston Churchill.

"Hey, reporter! If you lay with your cock against the ground when a tank goes by, it feels fuckin' great!" //Generation Kill