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Varje gång jag läser Jane Austen, vill jag gräva upp hennes grav, och slå in hennes skallben med hennes lårben.

Vet dock inte vem som sagt det. Kan ha varit Mark twain.

"T-shirts är för svaga människor"- Olof Enckell

"I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."

- Tummler, Gummo

Interviewer: "So, Frank, you've got long hair. Does that make you a woman?"

Frank Zappa: "You've got a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

"Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

- Dante Hicks, Clerks

Och såklart, några minnesvärda scener ur Tommy Wiseau's odödliga mästerverk, hans legendariska arv till filmkonsten och resten av mänskligheten, The Room.

Edit: Ha, höll på att glömma denna:

:D

Kiss me, fat boy!

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Interviewer: "So, Frank, you've got long hair. Does that make you a woman?"

Frank Zappa: "You've got a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

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Kiss me, fat boy!

Ja, kanske lite "känsliga tittare varnas" :P Men Pennywise har en del sköna scener.

"I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape." - Thom Yorke

"I'm viewed as this weird, crippled character. But you got to take your lumps." - Billy Corgan

"I do actually believe in love. I can't say that I'm 100 per cent successful in that department, but I think it's one of the few worthwhile human experiences. It's cooler than anything I can think of right now." - Trent Reznor

"Om kvinnan avstår från mannens säd i mer än 60 år, så dör hela mänskligheten ut" -Björn Ranelid

"Trying to be someone else is waste of the person you are"- Kurt Cobain

"A joke is a very serious thing"- Winston Churchill

"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."- US Naval Ops Manual

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him"- US Infantry Journal

Amerikanska militären har en hel del sköna i sina manualer.

"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity."

- Abraham Lincoln

"You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're misapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions? Where the fuck are your helmets?!"

"i don't care

if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.

If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that."

-Eminem

"Our global civilisation is clearly on the edge of failure and the most important task it faces, preserving the lives and well-being of its citizens and the future habitability of the planet. But if we're willing to live with the growing likelihood of nuclear war shouldn't we also been willing to explore vigorously every possible means to prevent nuclear war. Shouldn't we consider in every nation major changes in the traditional ways of doing things, a fundamental restructuring of economic political social and religious institutions. We've reached a point where there can be no more special interests or special cases, nuclear arms threaten every person on the Earth. Fundamental changes in society are sometimes labelled impractical or contrary to human nature, as if nuclear war were practical or as if there's only one human nature. But fundamental changes can clearly be made, we're surrounded by them. In the last two centuries abject slavery which was with us for thousands of years has almost entirely been eliminated in a stirring worldwide revolution. Women, systematically mistreated for millennia are gradually gaining the political and economic power traditionally denied them and some wars of aggression have recently been stopped or curtailed because of a revulsion felt by the people in the aggressor nations. The old appeals to racial sexual religious chauvinism and to rabid nationalist fervor are beginning not to work. A new consciousness is developing which sees the earth as a single organism and recognizes that an organism at war with itself is doomed. We are one planet. One of the great revelations of the age of space exploration is the image of the earth finite and lonely, somehow vulnerable, bearing the entire human species through the oceans of space and time." - Carl Sagan

Bwaaah.

- Malcolm Reynolds

Firefly

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"You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're misapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions? Where the fuck are your helmets?!"

Sixta B)

Sgt. Major Sixta: "Sgt. Patrick, your moo-stache hairs is in violations, going beyond the corner of your mouth. I hear Godfather hisself say you look like a bum. Po-lice that moo-stache! Y'all look like Elvises!"

"Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard." - Levictus 19:27

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."- Benjamin Disraeli (antagligen)

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"- Lukas 6:13 (bland annat)

"I never lie to any man because I don’t fear anyone. The only time you lie is when you are afraid"- John Gotti

"Gentleman, you are making a big mistake"- Salvatore Riina, upon his arrest.

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."- Wayne Gretzky

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."- Aristotle

'Insanity is doing the same thing , over and over again, but expecting different results"- Einstein

Håll till godo!

"I'm stubborn. I wish I wasn't, but I am."

Mary i Downton Abbey.

Läses med en mörk altröst och mycket fin brittiska ;)