Favoritcitat

“For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”

- Charles Bukowski

"If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, He would kill himself."

-Alexandre Dumas fils

Just because you're perfectionist doesn't mean you're perfect. - Jack Nicholson

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein

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General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked about forgiving the terrorists responsible for the Attack on America. He is alleged to have responded by saying,

"I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."

"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." - Jim Watkins

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

"Do not worry about tomorrow; tomorrow will take care of itself. Sufficient for a day is its own evil." -Matteus 6:34

"Success is not the destination; it's a way to travel." - Denis Waitley

Alla citat ur låten Visdomsord av Lifelover är bra:

"Idag I blom, imorgon maskar"

"Idag en man, imorgon ingen"

"Idag gott kalas, imorgon på likbåren"

"Igår strålade mitt ansikte,

Idag är det rynkigt, imorgon dött"

"Sjuk man, evig man"

"De unga kan dö, de gamla måste"

"Döden lurar överallt,

Han kommer till fest och bal"

"Döden gör hög och låg jämlika"

"Mitt I livet är vi I döden"

"När man lever duger man inte,

När man är död prisas man"

"I det bittra finns det goda,

Och I det sötaste finns giftet"

"Läkarens misstag täcker jorden över"

"Mångas olycka, allas tröst"

"De lindrar att veta att andra också lider"

"When I watch TV and see those poop starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

Fyfan alltså. :angry:

EDIT: Märkte nu att citatet var fake, tack och lov. :)

Bjuder på denna istället:

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Dont tell me what I cant do" - John Locke (i serien Lost)

"Without music, life would be a mistake" - Friedrich Nietzsche

Kom förut att tänka på en av mina hjältar, den framlidne komikern Bill Hicks, och satte mig ner därefter för att lyssna på några av hans skivor, bland annat Rant In E-minor och Arizona Bay. Djävulskt smart och väldigt rolig, en av mina favoritmänniskor. :) Vila i frid.

"There's a new party being born: The People Who Hate People Party. People who hate people, come together! 'No!' We're kind of having trouble getting off the boards, you know. Come to our meeting! 'Are you gonna be there?' Yeah. 'Then I ain't fucking coming.' But you're our strongest member! 'Fuck you!' That's what I'm talking about, you asshole. 'Fuck off!' Damn, we almost had a meeting going. It's so hard to get my people together."

"Did you know that when a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? And you're trying to tell me that your child is special because one out of 200 million -- that load! we're talking one load! -- connected. Gee, what are the fucking odds? 200 million; you know what that means? I have wiped civilizations off my chest with a gray gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel! That is special. And I want you to remember that, you two egg-carrying beings out there, with that holier-than-thou 'we have the gift of life' attitude. I've tossed universes...in my underpants...while napping! Boom! A milky way shoots into my jockey shorts, 'Aaaah, what's for fucking breakfast?'"

"I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it."

"Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once? 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.'"

"Don't get sentimental, it always ends up drivel."

"If you have been rejected many times in your life, then one more rejection then one more rejection isn't going to make much difference. If you're rejected, don't automatically assume it's your fault. The other person may have several reasons for not doing what you're asking her to do: none of it may have anything to do with you. Perhaps the person is busy or not feeling well or genuinely not interested in spending time with you. Rejections are part of everyday life. Don't let them bother you. Keep reaching out to others. Keep reaching out to others. When you begin to recieve positive responses, then you are on the right track. It's all a matter of numbers. Count the positive responses and for get about the rejections."

"If you can try the best you can, the best you can is good enough"

- Radiohead

David Lee Roth, en citatmaskin utan dess like:

"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."

"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!"

"If a great surgeon insures his eyes, and a great pianist his fingers, why can't we insure my..."

“Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.”- George Bernard Shaw