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"Och som vi alla vet består den iranska flottan

av en massa inavlade koranrabblande untermenschen,

som går på rökheroin, tycker om att gängvåldta kameler

och som blir kåta av att se Chewbackahåriga fruntimmer iklädda svarta enmanstält...." -Ormen Långe

Som svar på att alla i US Navy är värdelösa white trash.

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"En orgie har väl ingen dött av?" - Guggo

It's funny because it's true!

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It's funny because it's true!

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"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "- Mr. White

"Goda amerikaner ser en kommunist i varje hörn" - Eddie Meduza

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"Jag är hård" - Draghon

“A man must face the world with sprezzatura. It literally means detachment, but a better way to think of it is quiet confidence or low-key style. The most forceful statement is understatement.”

- Luciano Barbera

"When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die" - Bane i Dark knight rises.

Självklart. Riktiga kännare vet varifrån oljan kommer, tex fältet söder om Kirkuk eller norra Texas, var den raffinerats, årgång, och vad den sålts under för namn och priset. -Denåterfödde

"A man should look as if he had bought his clothes with intelligence, put them on with care and then forgotten all about them."- Hardy Amies

"So what, at least I got a fuckin' job."- Marshall Mathers

She's Very SuxeFul James BOND

"If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are."

Montesquieu

"Jag kanske blir en psykolog. Mina vänner är lite svaga i pannloben och tror att jag ska bli psykopat -.-'" - Soffan

"I see that you have made three spelling mistakes"- Thomas de Mahy when reading his death sentence.

"Listen here! You never, never, NEVER hit your woman! Because you might hurt your hand." - TheAmazingAtheist