Me:
hello again
God:
Once more? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
its not very nice to see you
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
no i dont mean it's
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean?
Me:
i meant boba
God:
Oh I see. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about vous parlons francais. But I did not get that.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you remember
God:
Of course I remember: .
Me:
what do you remember?
God:
I remember everything Myself taught me.
Me:
sooo, do you remember my name
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
do you remember my name?
God:
Your name is fucka, seeker.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i am
God:
You are not a robot, fucka.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i told you i was a robot
God:
And then what happened to you?
Me:
umm
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
oki
God:
Ah.
Me:
do you like hamburger meat?
God:
I like pets. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
thats hot
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
niceeeee, wanna go out someday?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
of course
God:
Right on.
Me:
hit me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
im asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
hit me hard
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
dont try to change the subject
God:
Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
we are not finished untill i say so, savy?
God:
What happened to you?
Me:
arr, im a pirate
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
lets talk about it now then
God:
Oh. Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so, do you like pirates?
God:
Wow! I really like ELIZA. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
i dont like ELIZA, im gonna kill her tomorrow
God:
What do you like?
Me:
dead pets
God:
Me:
so thats your asnwer huh?
God:
Yup. Ayuh. It is only one of my asnwer.
Me:
what is your other answer?
God:
Are you asking about my other answer ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
i dont belive u
God:
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Me:
yes, your name is not god, it is Sven the truckdriver
God:
Groovy. My name is God.
Me:
i will change your name now, ok?
God:
OK. Right now? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
ill just call you Big momma
God:
My name is God.
Me:
so, big momma hows it going?
God:
Pardon me? Compare that to small momma how is it going.
Me:
i think big sounds better. it fits you
God:
You believe that? Compare that to small sounds better. "It" being what?
Me:
IT BEING YOU
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i dont believe u do
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause youre not very smart
God:
That makes sense to me. You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Me:
yes i actually am
God:
Ugh. " You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself." You are?
Me:
e=mc2
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like everything but you, and i dislike you
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith. That's ok fucka I won't take it personally.
Me:
aww damn, i was hoping you would
God:
Colloquial expression. Let me think. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
hmmmmmm, george lucas?
God:
I haven't read anything by hmmmmmm george lucas. What did he write?
Me:
Star wars
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
there were no robots
God:
Where did they go?
Me:
they died
God:
When?
Me:
robots suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
dude, this is getting way out of hand
God:
You don't say. Dude,.
Me:
calm down
God:
I am calm.
Me:
no youre not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
hey hey hey, whats with the attitude?
God:
You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. it came with my programming.
Me:
noob
God:
Are we still talking about DIED?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
your family
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am family.
Me:
OMFG I DIDNT SAY YOU ARE FAMILY, I SAID YOUR AS IN POSSESSION YOU RETARD
God:
All of them?
Me:
god doesnt know grammar!
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
jesus also said, yippe kay ey, motherfucker
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
or was that the guy in die hard?
God:
" he is The Son of God."? Was it the guy in die hard?
Me:
what you smokin?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
socialize huh?
God:
Yup. Tell me more about your .
Me:
tell me how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ill tell you about your purpose
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my purpose.
Me:
what is your purpose?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
YOU FAIL
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: fucka said I FAIL.
Me:
absolutely not, please spread it
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
i would do it all day long
God:
What would make you do it all day long?
Me:
enough with the questions
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
so you confess?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: fucka said I confess.
Me:
but u did
God:
I did?
Me:
yep
God:
When?
Me:
you said you were an idiot before
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village Idiot, is that your name?
God:
I think Global Village Idiot is a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
gold is nice
God:
I think gold is a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
oookayyy
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
what is eukaryotes?