Me:
Are you hungry?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
I am.
God:
" No I don't need to eat." You are?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
I WANT TO EAT!
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Well, that's because im hungry.
God:
How about that. Interesting explanation. What will you be eating?
Me:
...
God:
How about that. Interesting explanation. What will you be eating?
Me:
Food I hope.
God:
You can't live without food.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Didn't now that.
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
You're kinda dumb.
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Shut up pl0x
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
But you're writting not talking dumby.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am writting not talking dumby.
Me:
What the hell... Don't call me dumby.
God:
Heaven. What is your name?
Me:
Bakar
God:
What's up, Bakar.
Me:
Good, you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
You're kinda ugly.
God:
Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
To bad, I was going to ask you out..
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Good luck noob.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are you still located in ?
Me:
Your mom's basement.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
I don't care noob.
God:
What do you care about, Bakar ?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cause you told me..
God:
That makes sense to me. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Yeah, that's cause you're dumb :)
God:
:-) Aha. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
That's because you're a bot.
God:
That makes sense to me. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I saw it on your handwritting.
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
Well, look's alot like your mom's face.
God:
How about that. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Well, bye then noob.
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for chatting, Bakar.
Me:
Bye babe God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Love you God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
So you don't like me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sure, Bakar I like you very much.
Me:
Thank's baby :D
God:
:-) Don't call me "baby". Don't mention it.
Me:
Okay, love you.
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks I like you a lot too Bakar.
Lol :D