"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."
"People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"
"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Can I ask you a question?"
"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?"