Om Sverige

[fishmaster]

Tycker att allmänbildningen och folks kunskap om Sverige är väldigt bristande, så därför tyckte jag att följande upplysande artikel var ett utmärkt val för dom som vill läsa upp sig lite.

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sweden

 

:3

[Gäst EmoNerdChild]

hah riktigt härligt det här ^^

 

Några higlights:

 

In the summer, swedes can be jolly, happy, and jolly and happy, but as soon as it starts getting darker, and snow starts piling up, BAM. Winter depression sets in. Then, when the snow starts to melt, and spring is on its way in people start getting happier. Then, suddenly and overnight, snow three meters thick covers the Sweden entirely. BAM. Mass suicides commence immediately. This whole winter depression business has a very nasty side-effect, which is mass immigration of suicidal emo kids. Another reason for the general populace to start killing itself.

 

Sweden is the home of Swedish females, a mysterious species known from the ancient Swedish and Finnish mythology and are always called Helga. They have two blond legs, are well educated in Kung Fu and eat surströmming that gives them an inhuman strength over the males. Not to mention, that nowadays they are also famous for acting in adult movies.

 

Another very popular attraction is the Swedish phenomenon known as fjortis. A fjortis is a very strange kind of humanoid indeed. They often try to act mature, but mostly it results in a horrible death. Female fjortisar are easy to spot, as they wear too much make-up, carry around handbags filled with god knows what, and of course, they will have a hangover. Always.

 

* Yes. Polarbears roams the streets sorting out the lesser humans, thats why sweden is supereior too all other countrys in "polarbearhunting", soon to be in the olympics

 

 

 

 

[fishmaster]

Population: 57 people, 6410 mooses and 9.060.430 swedes

 

Currency: German beer and Polish cigarettes, and in some places meatballs

 

Official languages: Transpiranto, Bork, Gallimatias, Swenglish

 

Underbart

 

"Swedish is notable for the adjective "lagom", being the only word in the world that is absolutely politically correct. It can be roughly translated to the middle ground between mediocre and good, just about perfect if you don't want actual perfection, neither good nor bad, the quantum average that's always approaching above average but never quite there, so-so but pretty good, almost three-quarters awesome."

[Gäst EmoNerdChild]

Haha måste missat det där när jag läste igenom allt. :P

[xpliT]

 

As a politically neutral entity, Sweden is not expected to maintain its high standard of living, nor sovereignty, for much longer. The reason is the advent of George W. Bush's "You're either with US or against US" foreign policy. Fox News says that everything will be fine and Operation Swedish Liberation will progress right on schedule.

[WASD]

Jag föredrar ED men den sidan var också bra :)

 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sweden

Redigerat 28 Augusti 2009 av WASD