Läskiga Historier

[LOLOL]

Var är Mario historien som alla pratar om? På vilken sida? Kan ej hitta den.

Sidan 3

[Nissebils]

Eftersom det är tillåtet att bumpa denna tråd om man har något vettigt att skriva om så postar jag en historia

 

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was Okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the corner of the bedroom with a blanket or cloth because it freaked her out. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have a clown statue.

[Hoonigan]

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Öö bajsade på mig lite där :o

 

Det var en gång en kvinna som bodde i Köksnäset. Hon vaknade mitt i natten på juldagens morgon, såg att väckarklockan stannat och förstod att hon skulle komma försent till julottan. Hon fick på sig kappan, sprang upp mot kyrkan som låg inte långt ifrån hennes stuga, uppe på en höjd. Hon såg att det var folk därinne. Ett blekblått sken strålade ut genom fönstren så att man kunde se de mörka silhuetterna av träden på kyrkogården. Hon skämdes förfärligt och vågade knappt öppna den tunga dörren in i kyrksalen. Därinne var det fullt med folk, men hon ville inte möta deras blickar. Hon stirrade ner i golvet och sjönk ner på en ledig plats längst fram till vänster. Det var då hon kände att det var något som inte var som vanligt. Det var underligt tyst i kyrkan. Och det luktade unket, som av jord eller halvruttnande löv.

 

Plötsligt kände hon en hand på sin axel. Det var farfar! Hon kände igen honom från det bruna fotografiet över byrån hemma. Det var då det slog henne - hon hade ju aldrig träffat sin farfar! Han var död och begraven många år innan hon föddes. Och farfar väste åt henne:

- Ge dig iväg härifrån! Du har kommit för tidigt: Det är mitt i natten och du har hamnat i de dödas julotta. Ge div iväg innan de andra känner lukten av levade kött, annars kommer de att slita dig i stycken. Gå ut härifrån, vad du gör så vänd dig inte om, när du kommer till dörren så slänger du kappan bakom dig och spring!

Kvinnan kunde knapp röra sig av fasa, men hon gick mot dörren. När hon hörde de hasande ljuden bakom sig kunde hon inte låta bli att vända sig om och då såg hon dem. De döda med sina tomma svarta ögonhålor och de grinande käftarna. Hon skrek, kastade sig mot dörren, kastade kappan bakom sig och hörde hur den slets i stycken.

 

Hemma stängde hon in sig och vågade sig inte ut förrän på eftermiddagen. Då fick hon höra att senare på morgonen när vaktmästaren kom för att ställa i ordning inför den riktiga julottan, så hade han hittat en bit av hennes kappa på var och en av kyrkbänkarna. Det var de döda som hade delat upp den mellan sig. Då förstod hon att ifall hon inte kommit ihåg att kasta kappan bakom sig hade en bit av henne själv legat på var och en av kyrkbänkarna.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[360Xbox]

Tror jag inte har postat denna historia. Det är om Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Lost Episode.

Kommer med fler historier när jag orkar.

 

Added by BenNastyAs you may know, the popular show "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" has been running for a long time. However, between October 7th, 2003 and October 21st, 2003 episode 34 was accidentally released one week before it was scheduled to. For some reason I am the only one who knows this. It was also known to some around the office the primary writer had been sick with the flu, and instead of going on to make episode 34, the show was supposed to replay episode 1. At 5:00am eastern, people reported a very disturbing new episode premiering on Cartoon Network- some children were unfortunate enough to see it.

Apparently the quality of the episode was mediocre when held to the regular standards. Animation was choppy, sound was constricted and very muffled. Reports of a line running up and down, similar to a crappy VHS tape were received. Scenery was described as "overwhelmingly dark and depressing without changing props and other background objects; stormy looking.

 

Characters also behaved oddly. Instead of the normal goofy, hi-jinks inspired personalities, viewers complained they seemed extremely agitated, gratuitously hateful toward each other, and constantly about to begin sobbing after the lines. The protagonist also had a very bad lisp- no one knows why, but he spoke with a sexual tone and that further bothered the viewers.

 

I was one of those viewers.

 

The episode began with Eddy walking down the street with Ed. I noted the third Ed was missing. There was an angular shot coming from in-front of the two to show them walking toward the viewer. He (Eddy) was wearing the angry look he does when something goes wrong, his eyes were red around the iris. Ed looked absolutely forlorn and practically dragged behind Eddy, tears in his eyes- which were both lazy and looking in opposite outward directions.

 

Kevin, the series antagonist was riding his bike opposite of the Eds, toward them. The shot became blurry and low moans were heard coming from Eddy before Kevin hit him- which never happened because the screen went to black.

 

The screen then snapped back and Kevin was again headed toward Eddy- the view was so blurry this time all I saw was a green blob headed toward a yellow one. Again, the low moan, only this time it sounded like the microphone was broken and loud static came, greatly overshadowing the moan.

 

A claymation sequence of Double D sleeping in Eddy's bed came up. Honestly it may have just been the abruptness, but I jumped and shivered. Waking up and getting out of bed, he moved oddly around the circular room, the fast pitter-patter of footsteps being the only audio. The steps' sounds were very clear as I was shown a birds-eye of him scampering around the room.

 

There were no visable doors.

 

Edd began screeching (sounded like a Fisher Cat) as he moved wildly around the cell of a room faster and faster until the screen began blurring again, the purple room's color swallowing a now orange blur.

 

An extreme close-up of Eddy's front door sat, in absolute silence for a maddeningly long time.. at least two minutes of dead silence and a door.

 

Next we see Jimmy and Sarah at a doctor of some sort (probably oral). Jimmy, obstructed in view by a hanging lamp, is crying loudly with Sarah trying to comfort him in an unusually warm fashion. 'It hurts Sarah... it hurts...' Suddenly, the door of the room in smashed open by a new character, a dentist. His face wasn't shown because he was tall enough to be out of the shot. Sarah was escorted out of the room, Jimmy was shown. His head gear was mangled, the front bent upward, stretching his lip very high- tearing proportions. The front of his gums was trickling blood, and teeth were missing. The disturbing part was he had lost both arms and legs beforehand apparently, and sat a paraplegic. I almost cried as I came to the conclusion the others had beaten him up and bent his head gear. The camera stayed on his mangled face for a few seconds, still as a picture, silent as ever.

 

Commercials came on.

 

We are instantly assaulted with a very hairy Rolf in his darkened shed fisting the cow repeatedly. The visual loops and gets blurry again as the scene pans out.

 

Naz is reading a magazine on her couch. The quality is now perfect.

 

Eddy is now alone, without Ed. The quality declines worse than before and he is still walking, the sun now lightening the mood somewhat as he smiles and begins running. The door is shown again and we see through Eddy's eyes as he reaches out and opens it. His house is nice and bright, but a very badly played violin is blaring- the only audio in this scene as he makes his way through the house. Eddy opens the door to his room.

 

Johnny is shown under Naz's couch cushion as he crawls out on all fours in a comedic way and pops up behind her, still oblivious. I laughed because someone forgot to draw his eyes and I thought of a mole. Suddenly I stopped laughing as he starting swallowing her head, still in a cartoonish fashion of course, but this was different. He and she stayed like this until she started kicking and struggling. Johnny held her like this until she went limp. A zoom in on his face revealed extremely small, human eyes.

 

Double D was laying on Eddy's floor, no longer in claymation. The camera showed Eddy's house for the remainder of the episode (about 3 minutes), and the next program began on the spot.

[Nissebils]

[Nissebils]

“The Midnight Game” is an old pagan ritual used mainly as punishment for those who have broken the laws of the pagan religion in question. While it is mainly used as a scare tactic to not disobey the gods, there is still a very real chance of death to those who play the Midnight Game and there is an even higher chance of permanent mental scarring. It is highly recommended that you DO NOT PLAY THE MIDNIGHT GAME.

For those few thrill seekers searching for a rush or for those delving into obscure occult rituals, these are the simple instructions on how to play. Do so at your own risk.

 

INSTRUCTIONS

 

PREREQUISITES: It must be exactly 12:00 AM when you begin performing the ritual, otherwise it will not work. The materials that are required include a candle, a wooden door, at least one drop of your own blood, a piece of paper, matches or a lighter, and salt. If you are playing with multiple people, they will all need their own of the aforementioned materials and will have to perform the steps below separately.

 

STEP ONE: Write your full name (first, middle, and last) on a piece of paper and put at least one drop of blood on the paper. Allow it to soak in.

 

STEP TWO: Turn off all the lights in the house. Go to your front door, which must be wooden, and place the paper with your name in front of it. Now, take the candle and light it. Place the candle on top of the paper with your name.

 

STEP THREE: Knock on your own door 22 times (The hour MUST be 12:00 AM upon the final knock), then open the door, blow out the candle, and close the door. You have just allowed the “Midnight Man” into your home.

 

STEP FOUR: Immediately relight your candle.

 

This is where the game begins. You must now lurk around your now completely dark house with the lit candle in hand. Your goal is to avoid the Midnight Man at all costs until exactly 3:33 AM. Should your candle ever go out, it is because the Midnight Man is near you. You must relight the candle within the next ten seconds. If you are unsuccessful in relighting the candle, you must then immediately surround yourself with a circle of salt.

If you are unsuccessful in both of these, the Midnight Man will then induce a hallucination of your greatest fear until 3:33 AM. If you are successful in relighting the candle, then you may proceed. If you are successful in creating the circle of salt, you must remain within the circle until 3:33 AM. You must continue until 3:33 AM without being attacked by the Midnight Man or being trapped within the circle of salt to win the Midnight Game. The Midnight Man will then leave at 3:33 AM and you will be safe to proceed with your morning.

 

Staying in one spot the entire game will only result in the Midnight Man finding you. It is HIGHLY advised that you continue moving throughout the game.

 

DO NOT turn on any lights during the Midnight Game.

 

DO NOT use a flashlight during the Midnight Game.

 

DO NOT go to sleep during the Midnight Game.

 

DO NOT use another person’s blood on your name.

 

DO NOT use a lighter to substitute for a candle. It will not work.

 

AND DEFINITELY DO NOT attempt to provoke the Midnight Man in ANY WAY.

 

That is all. Have fun.

[CeZ]

The midnight game var väldigt intressant..

[Chilla]

“The Midnight Game”

Inte en chans att jag skulle göra det där. No way. Inte ens Anden i glaset. No. Nope. Never. :o

 

[Proccito]

Inte en chans att jag skulle göra det där. No way. Inte ens Anden i glaset. No. Nope. Never. :o

Jag tror inte på sånt, men man får ju kalla kårar bara av att läsa dom XD

[CeZ]

Går ju att lista ut ungefär hur den fungerar om ni bara tänker efter...

 

Finns också något som kallas one man hide & seek där man ska tömmer en plyschdocka på bommul, fyller den med ris och knyter ett rött band runt midjan på den. Sen ska den tydligen leta upp dig. ;)

[A16]

Läskigt -.- Däremot midnight game var läskig.

[Nissebils]

Går ju att lista ut ungefär hur den fungerar om ni bara tänker efter...

 

Finns också något som kallas one man hide & seek där man ska tömmer en plyschdocka på bommul, fyller den med ris och knyter ett rött band runt midjan på den. Sen ska den tydligen leta upp dig. ;)

http://sayainunderworld.blogspot.com/2008/...e-and-seek.html

 

Hur man gör den

Redigerat 6 Februari 2011 av PPP