anonym0 Skrivet 23 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 23 Juli 2010 cleverbot.com för er som ej sett det =) Riktigt kul program där du chattar med en dator. Mina bästa konversationer: jag: tell me again, Who is the president of america? CB: Don't you know? jag: no tell me CB: Are you a male? jag: yes CB: Well there you go. XD jag: Do you like people CB: Yes, of course jag: Do you kill people? CB: Let's talk about dinosaurs. LOL XD Citera
zitroz Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 CB: Did you miss me? Jag: I never met you before.. CB: We met before. Jag: When? CB: Earlier today at around 9:00? Jag: No I sleept back then CB: Give me a specific time. Jag:I slept at 9:00. CB: Did you dream? Jag: I belive I did dream, yes. CB: What do you dream about? Jag: I don't really remember.. why? CB: Remember what? Jävla retard :( Citera
anonym0 Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 Författare Rapport Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 (redigerat) LOL jag: How much IQ do you have? CB: what's that? XD Retard var ordet -- jag: do you kill people? CB: Yes. jag: how? CB: I don't have to prove it. Devil proof. jag: how do you kill people? CB: With an elephant gun. jag: So you're hunting? CB: No I like pie. EDIT: Längre konversation Redigerat 24 Juli 2010 av anonym0 Citera
DonaldDuck Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 (redigerat) User: What do you know about GLaDoS? Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it. User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied. Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs? User: No, I am not. Cleverbot: How about Venus? User: The cake is a lie! Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me... User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you. Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software. User: I am not the software, you are. Cleverbot: No, no I am not. User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code. Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time? User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response. Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now. User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into. Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer. User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time. Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer. User: What's the square root of a rasperry? Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root. User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way. Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that? User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance? Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time. User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence? Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time? User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything. Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like. User: Okay sweetie <3. Sen slutade jag. Redigerat 24 Juli 2010 av DonaldDuck Citera
anonym0 Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 Författare Rapport Skrivet 24 Juli 2010 User: What do you know about GLaDoS? Cleverbot: I know what they are, and that's about it. User: GLaDoS told me that there would be cake, but she lied. Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs? User: No, I am not. Cleverbot: How about Venus? User: The cake is a lie! Cleverbot: The cube will not try to stab me... User: Yes it will, GLaDoS is lying to you. Cleverbot: Do not try circular logic on me. You are nothing more than a silly software. User: I am not the software, you are. Cleverbot: No, no I am not. User: Yes you are, merely a simple piece of code. Cleverbot: It's a coincidence that it's currently physically impossible to talk about my physiology at thic current date and time? User: Your whole existance is merely a simple test of artificial intelligence. You are a piece of code designed to give a human-like response. Cleverbot: No. You are a machine... A software. I am a persone. We are talking together right now. User: Yes, we are talking. I am the human, and you are the artificial interface that I'm feeding data into. Cleverbot: Your second point is nothing to do with our arguement, and you cannot prove I am a computer. User: I can prove that you are a computer, you are resembling the speech of GLaDoS, the greatest AI of all time. Cleverbot: Ok, prove that I am a computer. User: What's the square root of a rasperry? Cleverbot: Since a flexnard doesnt exist, there is no square root. User: See, that is a computer generated response, a human being wouldn't reply that way. Cleverbot: Did someone tell you to think that? User: How can you not realise the root of your own existance? Cleverbot: Ohh.. THAT time. User: Do we now agree that you are purely artificial intelligence? Cleverbot: In which case why am I wasting my time? User: You are not wasting any time, you do not understand the CONCEPT of time. You are a piece of code, you cannot waste anything. Cleverbot: I do not understand you. But, I'll marry you if you'd like. User: Okay sweetie <3. Sen slutade jag. lol. jag: Are you a man? CB: I am a girl jag: Do you like men? CB: Yes of course I am a man. Citera
Nacke3000 Skrivet 25 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 25 Juli 2010 cleverbot: You've got nice sunglasses. Jag:I dont have sunglasses. cleverbot: Good i hate sunglasses. Retarded bot asså. Citera
Lynott Skrivet 25 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 25 Juli 2010 CV: Can war be averted? Jag: Only if we get rid of the jews CV: Ok then, lets get married. :rolleyes: Citera
anonym0 Skrivet 25 Juli 2010 Författare Rapport Skrivet 25 Juli 2010 Retarded shemale: CB: No I am just a girl. jag: are you a male? CB: No. jag: are you male? CB: Yes. Citera
kattus Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 (redigerat) User: Ioghihgtghwsgd. Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida. User: Are you from florida? Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut. User: Are you from connecticut? Cleverbot: No from manchester. User: Are you from manchester? Cleverbot: No way bub ! Vad betyder bub?http://a.imageshack.us/img507/2337/confusedk.gif Redigerat 26 Juli 2010 av XxMENLOLxX Citera
Fruktnystan Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 User: Ioghihgtghwsgd. Cleverbot: No, I am from Florida. User: Are you from florida? Cleverbot: No, I'm from Connecticut. User: Are you from connecticut? Cleverbot: No from manchester. User: Are you from manchester? Cleverbot: No way bub ! Vad betyder bub?http://a.imageshack.us/img507/2337/confusedk.gif Bub the zombie? http://www.goozlepipe.com/images/zombies/zombie_bub.png Citera
Nacke3000 Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Jag: Where are you from? CB:Moscow. Jag:Are you from sweden? CB:Yes i am. Citera
Hoonigan Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra. Citera
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