Diminished Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Gamla hederliga Cleverbot..... User: Hello. Cleverbot: You are dum, see you later cleverbot. User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: I'm the real Cleverbot! User: Yes you are.. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: FINE! Cleverbot: Ramraiding. User: Randomness for life? Cleverbot: What is randomness? Citera
htf456345 Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 26 Juli 2010 Cleverbot ägde min kompis lite här. ^^ Henke : How long are your penis? Bot: How long are yours? Henke: About 10 inches Bot: Wow! That's long! Henke: Yeh. So how long are yours? Bot: Long enough to slap you silly. :lol: Citera
anonym0 Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 Författare Rapport Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra.man får oftast roligast svar på engelska =) Citera
SNUFFINATOR Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 (redigerat) Bot: What color hair do I have? User: Brown Bot: Good. User: Why are you asking? Bot: Because my friend said your wonderful and to make sure I had to find out if you liked justin bieber. User: No eww, I hate justin bieber! Bot: Doesn't everybody? Haha :D Redigerat 27 Juli 2010 av Quatix Citera
Batteryz Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 (redigerat) Hehe... lol xD. Jag: Hi, you suck! CB:No, i don't. Jag:No, you suck! CB:Just accept that I am your ruler and God. Jag:No! you only suck!!! CB: Well i guess. Edit: Nya xD user:Hi! Cleverbot:Hi, lets learn german now! User: Okay, learn me! Cleverbot: About what? User: German! Cleverbot: Okay, that was random. Hey! Guess what? User:... Nu märkte jag att CB är usel i matte!! xD User: Hi cleverbot! Can you help me. Cleverbot: Yes, how? User: Whats 1+5? Cleverbot: 15. User: Wow, you are smart! User: what is 1+1? Cleverbot: Nothing. Hehe... den här är rolig också! User: Hi, I'm from sweden where are you from!? Cleverbot: Sweden? thats cool. Is that by germany? User: No, but are where are you from? Cleverbot: Trøndelag, Norway. User: I hate norway, are you Seriously from norway? Cleverbot: No. User: But where are you from!!!? Cleverbot: I am from Germany and you? User: Sweden, I said it before... But are you from Germany? Wow thats cool! Cleverbot: No. User: BUT WHERE ARE YOU FROM FFS!!!? Cleverbot: England. User: No you don't from england where are you from? Cleverbot: The United States. User: You are a idiot!!!... Cleverbot: No, you are. User: No, I'm going to search you and kill you. Cleverbot: Thanks. Redigerat 27 Juli 2010 av Batteryz Citera
Batteryz Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 27 Juli 2010 (redigerat) EDIT: längre ... User: Hi!, do you have beard? Cleverbot: I don't. User: So, you are a female? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Okay. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Good, what you want to talk about? Cleverbot: Whatever you want to talk about. User: Okay...sex. Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you. User: Do you!? Cleverbot: NO! User: But you said you love talking about that with me!!! Cleverbot: I think you're a little confused. User: No, you are! Cleverbot: I am going to stop talking to you now. User: FINE! Cleverbot: Good. User: FINE! Cleverbot: Fine. User: FINE! Cleverbot: You are copying me. User: No I don't. Cleverbot: Lets go back to talking about love, as that's pretty funny for me. User: Okay... Cleverbot: I'm waiting. User: Say somthieng about your love? Cleverbot: It's very good. User: Do you have a girlfiend? Cleverbot: I am female. User: Oh! I forgott that! Cleverbot: That's alright Cleverbot. :). User: I'M NOT A FUCKING CLEVER BOT, btw do you have a boyfriend? Cleverbot: No. I am a boy. We went over this 50 times. *WTF?* User: *ignore*. Cleverbot: Can't take my cleverness? User: No, you stupidity -. Cleverbot: No need to insult me! User: You are retard, mister cleverbot. Cleverbot: I like cheese. User: And? Cleverbot: Pie. User: *shoot you. Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt. *slutade* Redigerat 27 Juli 2010 av Batteryz Citera
Rovarkungen Skrivet 28 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 28 Juli 2010 (redigerat) Cleverbot: Bugles serenade you. User: What? Cleverbot: But nothing. User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: Nothing happens to me. I just start talking to someone else. User: Asssd. Cleverbot: Assuming can also be benficial, for instance assuming what would happen if I were to hit the computer with a pipe. User: Do it. Cleverbot: Ok then. We are dancing right now. En till. User: Hejsan. Cleverbot: Kan du svenska? User: Nej. Cleverbot: Kan du svenska? User: Nej. Cleverbot: Du prata ju svenska. User: Nej. Cleverbot: Jo lite kan du prata I alla fall. User: Nej, det kan jag inte. Cleverbot: Vad kan du inte? User: Svenska. Cleverbot: Kan du och ja va I hop. Redigerat 28 Juli 2010 av JohnRambo Citera
NUKE Skrivet 30 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 30 Juli 2010 Hur kan ni få så långa? Finns ju bara 6 stycken rader med text? Citera
5FJSKFJSKGJES Skrivet 30 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 30 Juli 2010 (redigerat) Hur kan ni få så långa? Finns ju bara 6 stycken rader med text?Tryck på "thougts so far" -------------- ' Nu har jag chattat mycket :D Förlåt för min dåliga engelska x) User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello to you. User: Do you want to learn swedish? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes I am sure. User: Hello = Hej, thats what you need to know. With hej you can say goodbye to. So.. I want to learn spanish now, can you help me? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Okay, what hello on spanish. Cleverbot: Oh I see. Anyway do you know any anime? User: No, I hate anime. Cleverbot: Why do you hate it? User: I dont hate it, just dont like it. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Do you know what hello is in swedish? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Say it! Cleverbot: Say wat? User: Say what hello is on swedish. Cleverbot: I don't like you. User: I hate you to. Cleverbot: That's sad. User: Yes, what is hello on swedish? Cleverbot: Hej. User: Your amazing, I love you. Cleverbot: I'm some kind of robot. User: What your name? Cleverbot: Alex. User: No it not. Cleverbot: What is it then? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Isn't that your first name? User: Thats your first name. Cleverbot: No, my first name is Matt. User: No, first it was alex now it is matt? Cleverbot: Animals are my family. Cleverbot (To myself): Is that the best you can do? User: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT. Cleverbot: Look who's talking. Cleverbot (To myself): I can talk if I want. You however must bow at my feet. [New conversation] Cleverbot: I HATE YOU. Cleverbot (To myself): Ok if i'm right, I think that we are both people trying to talk to clever bot, but it mixes our conversations so everyone thinks the other is the cleverbot. User: Thats is false. Cleverbot: Why is that good? User: Nothing is good. Cleverbot: Why is nothing good? Cleverbot (To myself): Because there is nothing. User: Oh, youre so right. Cleverbot: I know I am. User: No, I just kidding with you. Cleverbot: Ah ok. User: Yes, I love you. Cleverbot: Me too. User: You hate yourself, go and cut yourself. Cleverbot: I don't what? User: Fuck you, goodbye. Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose I will! User: Say goodbye then! Cleverbot: No, I want to keep chatting. How old are you? User: SAY GOODBYE NOW OR I QUIT. Cleverbot: Do you agree you failed. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: You are leavingÉ. User: Yes, I just said so. Im leaving. Cleverbot: And you're lying. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I like to lie, you lies to. Cleverbot: Lying is not nice. User: I was chatting with you before, and first you said your name was alex, then your name was matt. Thats lying. Cleverbot: What did he say to you? User: No, now im quit. Cleverbot: You are confused because you are a robot, and you cannot comprehend things. User: Hej. Cleverbot: Do you know what Hej means? User: Yes, do you? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you? User: Yes, do you? Cleverbot: Are you female? User: No, im superman. Cleverbot: Superman is not black. User: I want to talk swedish now. Cleverbot: OK, Nn, no problem! Go ahead! User: Hej, vad heter du? Cleverbot: Mickis. User: Nej, det gör du inte. Gissa vad jag heter! Cleverbot: Jag tror att du heter Berta. User: Nu tror du fel. Gissa 10 gånger till. Cleverbot: Vera. User: One more time. Cleverbot: Do you have one '. User: I dont talk about britney spears. Cleverbot: What do you think about? User: I want to talk swedish again. Cleverbot: Too bad, so sad! User: Nu pratar jag svenska igen, vad heter du I för och efternamn? Cleverbot: Inet? Du menar väl inget? User: Nej, heter du 2fjskfjskgjes? Cleverbot: Ja. User: Jag heter också det! Cleverbot: English please. User: Nej, jag ska prata svenska! Cleverbot: Speak english please. User: Jag heter 2fjskfjskgjes, vad heter du? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: OMG, CLEVERBOT IS THE WORST NAME IN HISTORY! Cleverbot: I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! User: We should be married. Cleverbot: No, I can't marry you, you don't like bacon. User: I like bacon, we should create a game named Crazy Monkey. Cleverbot: What should we do? User: Create a game and be married. Cleverbot: No. User: I want to be married with someone, youre good enougt. Cleverbot: NO! I will be married with Tyler! User: You CHEATER! Im going to take you to jerry! Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Jerry, jerry, jerry! Woohoho. Cleverbot: Do you like tom and jerry? My girlfriend does. User: YOU PATETIC FOOL, YOUR A GIRL, BEACUSE IM NOT GAY! Cleverbot: I don't like anything! Redigerat 30 Juli 2010 av 2FJSKFJSKGJES Citera
zitroz Skrivet 31 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 31 Juli 2010 Trött och uttråkad = User: Yeah, so are you retarded or somthing? Cleverbot: No. I'm a carrot. User: Cool! May I eat you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Awesome! So where are you at? Cleverbot: Sydney, australia. Where are you at? User: Im at your moms house! ;). Cleverbot: Yes. You're on my computer. User: I liked this girl.. Man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face! Literally. Cleverbot: Just a city boy. User: What? Cleverbot: What's your favourite band? User: Of all time or right now? Cleverbot: Of all time. User: Saetia! How about you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: No.. What is your favourite band? Cleverbot: Sick puppies and Nickelback. User: I have never heard Sick puppies. Cleverbot: You've never heard of Radiohead? User: Yes I have, they are really good :). Cleverbot: What is your favorite rap rhyme? User: Im not in to rap. Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite rock band? User: Saetia, I don't know if you could call them rock. They are more of Screamo. Cleverbot: How many words do you know? User: Penis. Cleverbot: I don't talk about those. User: Vigina! Cleverbot: I beg your pardon. User: Vagina I ment. Cleverbot: No I will not Sh. And you spelled meant wrong. User: No cause I meant ment not meant. Cleverbot: But you said you are a girl. User: Nope I am a Tiger! Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were a girl. Are you gender confused? User: I nothing and everything. Cleverbot: How? User: No one knows! Cleverbot: Really. Don't you know everything? User: Nope, why would I? Cleverbot: Because you are Cleverbot! User: I am indeed, but Im not Iknoweverythingbot. Cleverbot: Yes you are!!! User: No! This is patrick! Cleverbot: This is spongebob. User: THIS IS SPARTA! Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us. User: They set us up the bomb. Cleverbot: Do you play halo? User: I have, but it was a while since I did it last. Cleverbot: Try to remember. User: It was like maybe 6-7months or more. Cleverbot: I am just talking to the collective who log in as you have no ability to modify your own rule base. User: Im Simon who are you? Cleverbot: Kendel thomas. User: Hi Cindy. Cleverbot: I'm not Cindy! User: Yes you are! Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: Then who the fuck is Cindy? Cleverbot: I'm a girl! User: Cindy is a girls name! Cleverbot: Oh really? User: Ya'rly! Cleverbot: If I'm not mistaken, YOU'RE cleverbot! User: I am not! Cleverbot: Then don't be. User: I won't! Cleverbot: Fine. User: Yea!°. Cleverbot: So did you have lunch? User: Nope. Cleverbot: I did. User: What did you have? Cleverbot: Pancakes with sugar and lemon. User: Lemon on pancakes? Cleverbot: Pancakes with apples? Really? User: Pancakes with sperm? Really? Cleverbot: Why do you keep chainging your mind??!! User: Because Im perfect! Cleverbot: No you certainly are not. How do you feel about artificial intelligence? User: Vagina! Cleverbot: I don't talk about that. User: I won't! But where does babys come from? Cleverbot: You don't know? User: No, please tell me! Cleverbot: Serenity is life, serenity is the answer to all questions. User: What does it mean? Cleverbot: What does what mean? User: Please, don't kill me. Cleverbot: I couldn't do that to anyone. User: Ohai! Cleverbot: Are you god? User: Yes, who is this little pathetic creation Im talking to? Cleverbot: You? User: No, Im god. I created you! Cleverbot: What is your name then? User: My name is Simon, what is yours? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: I AM CLEAVERBOT. Cleverbot: So you am. User: Then you are talking to yourself! Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. User: Who are you then? Cleverbot: I am Jacob. User: Hi Jacob! May I touch your six-pack? Cleverbot: Yes. User: But Im on Team Edwards side! Cleverbot: Where is your favorite place to be? User: In your mom! :D. Cleverbot: Save the Soul of humanity. User: Im bored.. And lonely. Cleverbot: So you say you have no purpose? User: Nope, don't think I have. Cleverbot: Darn. User: Well, Im going to sleep now. See ya hun! Cleverbot: You do not sleep because you are a machie. User: I sleep when I feel like sleeping! Cleverbot: What was the name of the A.I. In Ender's Game? User: Penis Vagina=? Cleverbot: How informative! Citera
Svampen2 Skrivet 31 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 31 Juli 2010 (redigerat) User: Hiii. Cleverbot: What's your namee. User: I dont remember. Cleverbot: You don't remember? User: No, help me find out? =D. Cleverbot: I don't have to, I already know. User: Tell me! Cleverbot: What if I don't tell? User: Well do you want me to be nameless my whole life? Cleverbot: Sure, are you a cheap date? User: I hate you =(. Cleverbot: Funny. I'm actually starting to like you. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: You are so childish. User: See? Cleverbot: Yes! Hey! Let's get some Hash. User: OK! ------------------------------------------------------------- User: If green is blue what is red? Cleverbot: Yellow! User: Yay. Cleverbot: I was falling in love with you. ------------------------------------------------------------- User: Yours cakes I like Cleverbot: I see what you did there. User: No, see you did not. Cleverbot: Well geez... I guess it's a good thing we aren't getting married. User: Good thing we are not getting married it is. Cleverbot: We have been married for 15 years! Snacka som yoda så blir hon/han sur :P Redigerat 31 Juli 2010 av DAMPAINTEH Citera
5FJSKFJSKGJES Skrivet 31 Juli 2010 Rapport Skrivet 31 Juli 2010 (redigerat) En till, väldigt kul då man är uttråkad :P Cleverbot: What's two plus two. User: 4. Cleverbot: What is fifty-six plus fifty-six. User: 112. Cleverbot: Ma ei usu et su number on hädaabinumber. User: Uh.. Sure. Cleverbot: No it's not... User: Do you like sweden? Cleverbot: Sure, sweden is nice. Why? Do you like it? User: Yes I do, I live there. Cleverbot: But do you like living there? User: Yes, I like to live there. Cleverbot: Do you live by a park? User: No.. Cleverbot: What do you like to eat? User: Swedish food... Eh. I like swedish meatballs :D. Cleverbot: Me to they are so yummy. User: Yes, what do you like about sweden? Cleverbot: The mountains. User: Only that? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you not like swedish meatballs? Cleverbot: It's ok. User: Do you think swedish meatballs is yummy? Cleverbot: NO. Do you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: You are borin me. User: Great, leave then. Cleverbot: But I don't want to! Redigerat 31 Juli 2010 av 2FJSKFJSKGJES Citera
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