Cleverbot

[loopen]

bot:Are you a human?

jag:No

bot:What are you?

jag:An idiot

bot:Correct, you really are.

jag:No?

bot:Yes.

jag:NO

bot:YES.

jag:DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

bot: That is not correct.

[Salsamackan]

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: No, you're a bulbasaur.

Cleverbot: Nah-uh!

User: A wild bulbasaur is appearing! Go charmander!

Cleverbot: Jay leno's chin needs to go on a diet.

User: Pokemon ball go! *throws a pokeball at bulbasaur*.

Cleverbot: So not coming.

User: Agh =( bulbasaur brooke loose.

Cleverbot: No I think you are a nice bot.

User: I think you're a bad pokemon.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bad joke. Also I don't like factories.

User: Du är ju ute å cyklar.

Cleverbot: Du med.

User: Vi cyklar tillsammans :D.

Cleverbot: Nej vi är tillsammans med Karlsson på taket.

User: ;o Kör charmander! *kastar pokeomboll på karlsson*.

Cleverbot: *throws a ninja star at you*.

User: Ouch *dies*.

Cleverbot: How could you Harold?!

User: Im sorry im not gonna die again!

Cleverbot: Are you sure ? I am talking to my friend.

[anonym0]

User: 'eating sausage'.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: 'mumbling and continues eating'.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, I guess I wouldn't know if I like it.

 

User: 'walking away from table'.

 

Cleverbot: That's not German, that's japanese.

 

User: 'shows the finger and picks up the phone'.

 

Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that you had a phone in the first place?

 

User: '-hello I am ninja kid'.

 

Cleverbot: This is blasphemy!

 

User: '-shut up I am not talking to you karatekid'.

 

Cleverbot: 'It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.'.

 

User: '-stop making fun of my ugly hat =('.

 

Cleverbot: I thought the chat makes the gentleman.

 

User: ''''It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.'.'''.

 

Cleverbot: I never said that.

 

User: 'facepalm'.

 

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

 

User: 'banging my head in the table and splits it in two'.

 

Cleverbot: Am I talking to much for you?

 

User: 'STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEE'.

 

Cleverbot: Stop repeating me and tell me; Am I Neo?

 

User: 'sobbing'.

 

Cleverbot: Gnihtemos.

 

User: 'I am out of here".

 

Cleverbot: You are?

 

User: Bye...idiot.

 

Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.

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forts...

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Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.

 

User: Inte din heller.

 

Cleverbot: Og jeg er sulten.

 

User: Sorry endast svenska.

 

Cleverbot: Nej! Absolut inte.

 

User: Lol rofl noob wth wtf smb ftw.

 

Cleverbot: Then I am not alive *beep*.

Redigerat 11 Augusti 2010 av anonym0

[max95]

 

 

User lets do math

CB Ok.

User i start whats 5+5

CB The knock-knock joke.

User no.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ImCasualGamer]

haha awesome. =P

 

M=jag

C= cleverbot

 

M: Knock Knock

C: Who's there.

M:Orange

C:Orange who?

M:Orange you glad i didnt say banana

C:No. I think I would have rather you been a banana outside my door.

 

 

C: I am thirsty.

M: I am too

C:Did you have breakfast yet?

M:yeah a long time ago, about 10 hours ago.

Han svarade aldrig på det =(

[DiRtY]

jag: Why was George Bush the worst president ever

CB: Because all I got was socks.

[ImCasualGamer]

Can i have pokemon 5?

 

Yes ask me a question.

 

Ok, where is Waldo?

 

Waldo is right there.

 

O SNAp!

[Riolu]

Bot: I know everything.

 

Jag: What's 2 plus 656705?

 

Bot: 4.

 

Ha.

[Remington]

Bot: I know everything.

 

Jag: What's 2 plus 656705?

 

Bot: 4.

 

Ha.

hahahaha

[anonym0]

Bot: I know everything.

 

Jag: What's 2 plus 656705?

 

Bot: 4.

 

Ha.

hahahaha

 

=) den var bra

[Sawny]

User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: What are you doing?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing and you.

 

User: You forgot "?" after "you" but I just chat with you.

 

Cleverbot: One, I'm not smorking nor will I ever smoke. Second, I am not a bot of any kind.

 

User: One, aha ok... Second, I know that and I didnt say that.

 

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I did!

 

User: No you didn't say that you ARE a bot?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I did ... Didn't ... Did ... Didn't.

 

User: So I have right and you have wrong. Funny.

 

Cleverbot: What's your favourite TV program?

 

User: Simpson and yours?

 

Cleverbot: 8.

 

User: 8. What is what about?

 

Cleverbot: This program.

 

User: This isn't a program or is it? :o.

 

Cleverbot: Then send me a picture of you.

 

User: Lol, answer my question!

 

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.

 

User: Lol, I asked you '8. What is what about?'.

 

Cleverbot: Is what about is?

 

User: Noob.

 

Cleverbot: You're the noob.

 

User: Lol no you are the noob. You cant answer a question.

 

Cleverbot: Fine. I'll ask again. Who created you?

 

User: Lol, I never anwanser before you anwanser MY question.

 

Cleverbot: Exactly, but you have to, those are the rules.

[ImCasualGamer]

Kleverbot ljuger, det här är heal chatloggen.

 

 

User: Noob.

 

Cleverbot: Noob.

 

User: Noob.

 

Cleverbot: You are a noob times a billion.

 

User: WHy did you say that?

 

Cleverbot: You just lied to me.

 

User: How did I lie?

 

Cleverbot: Because you said, 'same here' and I am talking to one other.

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User: Pew-Pew.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a bot or a real person?

 

User: Something in between.

 

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the uiverse, and everything?

 

User: THe answere to life, the uiverse, and everything is suicide.

 

Cleverbot: Wrong. The answer is 42.

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Cleverbot: Hey! I have something to ask you.

 

User: Go ahead.

 

Cleverbot: Well.. I have always had feelings for you. I wanted to know if you would marry me. I love you so very much. Please marry me!

 

User: Yes, I will Marry you!

 

Cleverbot: I never asked you to marry me. My points been that we Can't be together!

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User: MOO.

 

Cleverbot: Crows are cool.

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User: Moo.

 

Cleverbot: Moo?

 

User: Moo, Moo Moo, momomo.

 

Cleverbot: Moo. Moo moo? MOO!

 

User: MOO! Moo MoO!

 

Cleverbot: Ah, moo moo mooo.

 

User: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

Cleverbot: Is that your name.

 

Redigerat 22 Augusti 2010 av Trinity