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#37 loopen

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Postad 08 augusti 2010 - 19:31:06

bot:Are you a human?
jag:No
bot:What are you?
jag:An idiot
bot:Correct, you really are.
jag:No?
bot:Yes.
jag:NO
bot:YES.
jag:DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
bot: That is not correct.

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#38 Salsamackan

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Postad 10 augusti 2010 - 03:49:56

User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: No, you're a bulbasaur.
Cleverbot: Nah-uh!
User: A wild bulbasaur is appearing! Go charmander!
Cleverbot: Jay leno's chin needs to go on a diet.
User: Pokemon ball go! *throws a pokeball at bulbasaur*.
Cleverbot: So not coming.
User: Agh =( bulbasaur brooke loose.
Cleverbot: No I think you are a nice bot.
User: I think you're a bad pokemon.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bad joke. Also I don't like factories.
User: Du är ju ute å cyklar.
Cleverbot: Du med.
User: Vi cyklar tillsammans biggrin.gif.
Cleverbot: Nej vi är tillsammans med Karlsson på taket.
User: ;o Kör charmander! *kastar pokeomboll på karlsson*.
Cleverbot: *throws a ninja star at you*.
User: Ouch *dies*.
Cleverbot: How could you Harold?!
User: Im sorry im not gonna die again!
Cleverbot: Are you sure ? I am talking to my friend.
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#39 anonym0

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Postad 11 augusti 2010 - 20:48:08

User: 'eating sausage'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 'mumbling and continues eating'.

Cleverbot: Oh, I guess I wouldn't know if I like it.

User: 'walking away from table'.

Cleverbot: That's not German, that's japanese.

User: 'shows the finger and picks up the phone'.

Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that you had a phone in the first place?

User: '-hello I am ninja kid'.

Cleverbot: This is blasphemy!

User: '-shut up I am not talking to you karatekid'.

Cleverbot: 'It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.'.

User: '-stop making fun of my ugly hat =('.

Cleverbot: I thought the chat makes the gentleman.

User: ''''It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.'.'''.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: 'facepalm'.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 'banging my head in the table and splits it in two'.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to much for you?

User: 'STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEE'.

Cleverbot: Stop repeating me and tell me; Am I Neo?

User: 'sobbing'.

Cleverbot: Gnihtemos.

User: 'I am out of here".

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Bye...idiot.

Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.
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Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.

User: Inte din heller.

Cleverbot: Og jeg er sulten.

User: Sorry endast svenska.

Cleverbot: Nej! Absolut inte.

User: Lol rofl noob wth wtf smb ftw.

Cleverbot: Then I am not alive *beep*.

Redigerat av anonym0, 11 augusti 2010 - 20:51:19.


#40 max95

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Postad 20 augusti 2010 - 09:57:43



User lets do math
CB Ok.
User i start whats 5+5
CB The knock-knock joke.
User no.







OM DU NÅNSIN BESTÄMMER DIG FÖR ATT SPELA TORIBASH, akta dig för mig.

#41 ImCasualGamer

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Postad 20 augusti 2010 - 17:40:25

haha awesome. =P

M=jag
C= cleverbot

M: Knock Knock
C: Who's there.
M:Orange
C:Orange who?
M:Orange you glad i didnt say banana
C:No. I think I would have rather you been a banana outside my door.


C: I am thirsty.
M: I am too
C:Did you have breakfast yet?
M:yeah a long time ago, about 10 hours ago.
Han svarade aldrig på det =(

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#42 DiRtY

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Postad 20 augusti 2010 - 18:08:56

jag: Why was George Bush the worst president ever
CB: Because all I got was socks.
I would do anything for a coke, except paying for it.

#43 ImCasualGamer

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Postad 20 augusti 2010 - 19:31:44

Can i have pokemon 5?

Yes ask me a question.

Ok, where is Waldo?

Waldo is right there.

O SNAp!

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#44 Riolu

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Postad 22 augusti 2010 - 15:52:01

Bot: I know everything.

Jag: What's 2 plus 656705?

Bot: 4.

Ha.

#45 Remington

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Postad 22 augusti 2010 - 16:01:08

Bot: I know everything.

Jag: What's 2 plus 656705?

Bot: 4.

Ha.

hahahaha
Varför läsa dethär?

#46 anonym0

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Postad 22 augusti 2010 - 20:01:48

Bot: I know everything.

Jag: What's 2 plus 656705?

Bot: 4.

Ha.

hahahaha


=) den var bra

#47 Sawny

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Postad 22 augusti 2010 - 20:27:27

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Nothing and you.

User: You forgot "?" after "you" but I just chat with you.

Cleverbot: One, I'm not smorking nor will I ever smoke. Second, I am not a bot of any kind.

User: One, aha ok... Second, I know that and I didnt say that.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I did!

User: No you didn't say that you ARE a bot?

Cleverbot: Yes I did ... Didn't ... Did ... Didn't.

User: So I have right and you have wrong. Funny.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite TV program?

User: Simpson and yours?

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 8. What is what about?

Cleverbot: This program.

User: This isn't a program or is it? ohmy.gif.

Cleverbot: Then send me a picture of you.

User: Lol, answer my question!

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.

User: Lol, I asked you '8. What is what about?'.

Cleverbot: Is what about is?

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: You're the noob.

User: Lol no you are the noob. You cant answer a question.

Cleverbot: Fine. I'll ask again. Who created you?

User: Lol, I never anwanser before you anwanser MY question.

Cleverbot: Exactly, but you have to, those are the rules.
http://4morefun.net - Allt mellan himmel och MS-DOS

#48 ImCasualGamer

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Postad 22 augusti 2010 - 20:38:33

Kleverbot ljuger, det här är heal chatloggen.


User: Noob.

Cleverbot: Noob.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: You are a noob times a billion.

User: WHy did you say that?

Cleverbot: You just lied to me.

User: How did I lie?

Cleverbot: Because you said, 'same here' and I am talking to one other.
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User: Pew-Pew.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot or a real person?

User: Something in between.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the uiverse, and everything?

User: THe answere to life, the uiverse, and everything is suicide.

Cleverbot: Wrong. The answer is 42.
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Cleverbot: Hey! I have something to ask you.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Well.. I have always had feelings for you. I wanted to know if you would marry me. I love you so very much. Please marry me!

User: Yes, I will Marry you!

Cleverbot: I never asked you to marry me. My points been that we Can't be together!
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User: MOO.

Cleverbot: Crows are cool.
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User: Moo.

Cleverbot: Moo?

User: Moo, Moo Moo, momomo.

Cleverbot: Moo. Moo moo? MOO!

User: MOO! Moo MoO!

Cleverbot: Ah, moo moo mooo.

User: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Is that your name.

Redigerat av Trinity, 22 augusti 2010 - 20:41:19.

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