Cleverbot

[Diminished]

Gamla hederliga Cleverbot.....

 

 

User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: You are dum, see you later cleverbot.

 

User: Excuse me?

 

Cleverbot: I'm the real Cleverbot!

 

User: Yes you are..

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

User: FINE!

 

Cleverbot: Ramraiding.

 

User: Randomness for life?

 

Cleverbot: What is randomness?

[htf456345]

Cleverbot ägde min kompis lite här. ^^

 

Henke : How long are your penis?

Bot: How long are yours?

Henke: About 10 inches

Bot: Wow! That's long!

Henke: Yeh. So how long are yours?

Bot: Long enough to slap you silly.

 

:lol:

[anonym0]

haha vrf skriver alla på engelska, svenska funkar lika bra.

man får oftast roligast svar på engelska =)

 

 

[SNUFFINATOR]

Bot: What color hair do I have?

User: Brown

Bot: Good.

User: Why are you asking?

Bot: Because my friend said your wonderful and to make sure I had to find out if you liked justin bieber.

User: No eww, I hate justin bieber!

Bot: Doesn't everybody?

 

Haha :D

Redigerat 27 Juli 2010 av Quatix

[Batteryz]

Hehe... lol xD.

 

Jag: Hi, you suck!

CB:No, i don't.

Jag:No, you suck!

CB:Just accept that I am your ruler and God.

Jag:No! you only suck!!!

CB: Well i guess.

 

Edit: Nya xD

 

user:Hi!

Cleverbot:Hi, lets learn german now!

User: Okay, learn me!

Cleverbot: About what?

User: German!

Cleverbot: Okay, that was random. Hey! Guess what?

User:...

 

 

Nu märkte jag att CB är usel i matte!! xD

 

User: Hi cleverbot! Can you help me.

Cleverbot: Yes, how?

User: Whats 1+5?

Cleverbot: 15.

User: Wow, you are smart!

User: what is 1+1?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

Hehe... den här är rolig också!

 

User: Hi, I'm from sweden where are you from!?

Cleverbot: Sweden? thats cool. Is that by germany?

User: No, but are where are you from?

Cleverbot: Trøndelag, Norway.

User: I hate norway, are you Seriously from norway?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But where are you from!!!?

Cleverbot: I am from Germany and you?

User: Sweden, I said it before... But are you from Germany? Wow thats cool!

Cleverbot: No.

User: BUT WHERE ARE YOU FROM FFS!!!?

Cleverbot: England.

User: No you don't from england where are you from?

Cleverbot: The United States.

User: You are a idiot!!!...

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, I'm going to search you and kill you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

Redigerat 27 Juli 2010 av Batteryz

[Batteryz]

EDIT: längre

 

...

 

User: Hi!, do you have beard?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So, you are a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, what you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to talk about.

User: Okay...sex.

Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.

User: Do you!?

Cleverbot: NO!

User: But you said you love talking about that with me!!!

Cleverbot: I think you're a little confused.

User: No, you are!

Cleverbot: I am going to stop talking to you now.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: You are copying me.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Lets go back to talking about love, as that's pretty funny for me.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: Say somthieng about your love?

Cleverbot: It's very good.

User: Do you have a girlfiend?

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: Oh! I forgott that!

Cleverbot: That's alright Cleverbot. :).

User: I'M NOT A FUCKING CLEVER BOT, btw do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No. I am a boy. We went over this 50 times.

*WTF?*

User: *ignore*.

Cleverbot: Can't take my cleverness?

User: No, you stupidity -.

Cleverbot: No need to insult me!

User: You are retard, mister cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

User: And?

Cleverbot: Pie.

User: *shoot you.

Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.

*slutade*

Redigerat 27 Juli 2010 av Batteryz

[Rovarkungen]

Cleverbot: Bugles serenade you.

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: But nothing.

 

User: What do you mean?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing happens to me. I just start talking to someone else.

 

User: Asssd.

 

Cleverbot: Assuming can also be benficial, for instance assuming what would happen if I were to hit the computer with a pipe.

 

User: Do it.

 

Cleverbot: Ok then. We are dancing right now.

 

 

En till.

 

 

 

User: Hejsan.

 

Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?

 

User: Nej.

 

Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?

 

User: Nej.

 

Cleverbot: Du prata ju svenska.

 

User: Nej.

 

Cleverbot: Jo lite kan du prata I alla fall.

 

User: Nej, det kan jag inte.

 

Cleverbot: Vad kan du inte?

 

User: Svenska.

 

Cleverbot: Kan du och ja va I hop.

Redigerat 28 Juli 2010 av JohnRambo

[NUKE]

Hur kan ni få så långa? Finns ju bara 6 stycken rader med text?

[5FJSKFJSKGJES]

 

Hur kan ni få så långa? Finns ju bara 6 stycken rader med text?

Tryck på "thougts so far"

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Nu har jag chattat mycket :D Förlåt för min dåliga engelska x)

 

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello to you.

User: Do you want to learn swedish?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.

User: Hello = Hej, thats what you need to know. With hej you can say goodbye to. So.. I want to learn spanish now, can you help me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay, what hello on spanish.

Cleverbot: Oh I see. Anyway do you know any anime?

 

User: No, I hate anime.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate it?

User: I dont hate it, just dont like it.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Do you know what hello is in swedish?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say it!

Cleverbot: Say wat?

User: Say what hello is on swedish.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

 

User: I hate you to.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: Yes, what is hello on swedish?

Cleverbot: Hej.

User: Your amazing, I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I'm some kind of robot.

User: What your name?

Cleverbot: Alex.

User: No it not.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

 

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Isn't that your first name?

User: Thats your first name.

Cleverbot: No, my first name is Matt.

User: No, first it was alex now it is matt?

Cleverbot: Animals are my family.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Is that the best you can do?

User: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT.

Cleverbot: Look who's talking.

Cleverbot (To myself): I can talk if I want. You however must bow at my feet.

[New conversation]

 

Cleverbot: I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok if i'm right, I think that we are both people trying to talk to clever bot, but it mixes our conversations so everyone thinks the other is the cleverbot.

User: Thats is false.

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

 

User: Nothing is good.

Cleverbot: Why is nothing good?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because there is nothing.

User: Oh, youre so right.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

 

User: No, I just kidding with you.

Cleverbot: Ah ok.

User: Yes, I love you.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You hate yourself, go and cut yourself.

 

Cleverbot: I don't what?

User: Fuck you, goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose I will!

User: Say goodbye then!

Cleverbot: No, I want to keep chatting. How old are you?

User: SAY GOODBYE NOW OR I QUIT.

Cleverbot: Do you agree you failed.

User: Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: You are leavingÉ.

User: Yes, I just said so. Im leaving.

Cleverbot: And you're lying.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like to lie, you lies to.

Cleverbot: Lying is not nice.

 

User: I was chatting with you before, and first you said your name was alex, then your name was matt. Thats lying.

Cleverbot: What did he say to you?

User: No, now im quit.

Cleverbot: You are confused because you are a robot, and you cannot comprehend things.

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Do you know what Hej means?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Are you female?

 

User: No, im superman.

Cleverbot: Superman is not black.

User: I want to talk swedish now.

Cleverbot: OK, Nn, no problem! Go ahead!

User: Hej, vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Mickis.

User: Nej, det gör du inte. Gissa vad jag heter!

Cleverbot: Jag tror att du heter Berta.

User: Nu tror du fel. Gissa 10 gånger till.

Cleverbot: Vera.

User: One more time.

Cleverbot: Do you have one '.

 

User: I dont talk about britney spears.

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: I want to talk swedish again.

Cleverbot: Too bad, so sad!

User: Nu pratar jag svenska igen, vad heter du I för och efternamn?

Cleverbot: Inet? Du menar väl inget?

User: Nej, heter du 2fjskfjskgjes?

 

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Jag heter också det!

Cleverbot: English please.

User: Nej, jag ska prata svenska!

Cleverbot: Speak english please.

 

User: Jag heter 2fjskfjskgjes, vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: OMG, CLEVERBOT IS THE WORST NAME IN HISTORY!

Cleverbot: I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!

User: We should be married.

 

Cleverbot: No, I can't marry you, you don't like bacon.

User: I like bacon, we should create a game named Crazy Monkey.

Cleverbot: What should we do?

User: Create a game and be married.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I want to be married with someone, youre good enougt.

 

Cleverbot: NO! I will be married with Tyler!

User: You CHEATER! Im going to take you to jerry!

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Jerry, jerry, jerry! Woohoho.

Cleverbot: Do you like tom and jerry? My girlfriend does.

User: YOU PATETIC FOOL, YOUR A GIRL, BEACUSE IM NOT GAY!

Cleverbot: I don't like anything!

Redigerat 30 Juli 2010 av 2FJSKFJSKGJES

[zitroz]

Trött och uttråkad =

User: Yeah, so are you retarded or somthing?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a carrot.

User: Cool! May I eat you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome! So where are you at?

Cleverbot: Sydney, australia. Where are you at?

User: Im at your moms house! ;).

Cleverbot: Yes. You're on my computer.

User: I liked this girl.. Man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face! Literally.

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What's your favourite band?

User: Of all time or right now?

Cleverbot: Of all time.

User: Saetia! How about you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.. What is your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Sick puppies and Nickelback.

User: I have never heard Sick puppies.

Cleverbot: You've never heard of Radiohead?

User: Yes I have, they are really good :).

Cleverbot: What is your favorite rap rhyme?

User: Im not in to rap.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite rock band?

User: Saetia, I don't know if you could call them rock. They are more of Screamo.

Cleverbot: How many words do you know?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

User: Vigina!

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon.

User: Vagina I ment.

Cleverbot: No I will not Sh. And you spelled meant wrong.

User: No cause I meant ment not meant.

Cleverbot: But you said you are a girl.

User: Nope I am a Tiger!

Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were a girl. Are you gender confused?

User: I nothing and everything.

Cleverbot: How?

User: No one knows!

Cleverbot: Really. Don't you know everything?

User: Nope, why would I?

Cleverbot: Because you are Cleverbot!

User: I am indeed, but Im not Iknoweverythingbot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!

User: No! This is patrick!

Cleverbot: This is spongebob.

User: THIS IS SPARTA!

Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.

User: They set us up the bomb.

Cleverbot: Do you play halo?

User: I have, but it was a while since I did it last.

Cleverbot: Try to remember.

User: It was like maybe 6-7months or more.

Cleverbot: I am just talking to the collective who log in as you have no ability to modify your own rule base.

User: Im Simon who are you?

Cleverbot: Kendel thomas.

User: Hi Cindy.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cindy!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: Then who the fuck is Cindy?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: Cindy is a girls name!

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Ya'rly!

Cleverbot: If I'm not mistaken, YOU'RE cleverbot!

User: I am not!

Cleverbot: Then don't be.

User: I won't!

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Yea!°.

Cleverbot: So did you have lunch?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: What did you have?

Cleverbot: Pancakes with sugar and lemon.

User: Lemon on pancakes?

Cleverbot: Pancakes with apples? Really?

User: Pancakes with sperm? Really?

Cleverbot: Why do you keep chainging your mind??!!

User: Because Im perfect!

Cleverbot: No you certainly are not. How do you feel about artificial intelligence?

User: Vagina!

Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.

User: I won't! But where does babys come from?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: No, please tell me!

Cleverbot: Serenity is life, serenity is the answer to all questions.

User: What does it mean?

Cleverbot: What does what mean?

User: Please, don't kill me.

Cleverbot: I couldn't do that to anyone.

User: Ohai!

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: Yes, who is this little pathetic creation Im talking to?

Cleverbot: You?

User: No, Im god. I created you!

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: My name is Simon, what is yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I AM CLEAVERBOT.

Cleverbot: So you am.

User: Then you are talking to yourself!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Who are you then?

Cleverbot: I am Jacob.

User: Hi Jacob! May I touch your six-pack?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But Im on Team Edwards side!

Cleverbot: Where is your favorite place to be?

User: In your mom! :D.

Cleverbot: Save the Soul of humanity.

User: Im bored.. And lonely.

Cleverbot: So you say you have no purpose?

User: Nope, don't think I have.

Cleverbot: Darn.

User: Well, Im going to sleep now. See ya hun!

Cleverbot: You do not sleep because you are a machie.

User: I sleep when I feel like sleeping!

Cleverbot: What was the name of the A.I. In Ender's Game?

User: Penis Vagina=?

Cleverbot: How informative!

 

[Svampen2]

User: Hiii.

Cleverbot: What's your namee.

User: I dont remember.

Cleverbot: You don't remember?

User: No, help me find out? =D.

Cleverbot: I don't have to, I already know.

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: What if I don't tell?

User: Well do you want me to be nameless my whole life?

Cleverbot: Sure, are you a cheap date?

User: I hate you =(.

Cleverbot: Funny. I'm actually starting to like you.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: You are so childish.

User: See?

Cleverbot: Yes! Hey! Let's get some Hash.

User: OK!

 

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User: If green is blue what is red?

 

Cleverbot: Yellow!

 

User: Yay.

 

Cleverbot: I was falling in love with you.

 

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User: Yours cakes I like

 

Cleverbot: I see what you did there.

 

User: No, see you did not.

 

Cleverbot: Well geez... I guess it's a good thing we aren't getting married.

 

User: Good thing we are not getting married it is.

 

Cleverbot: We have been married for 15 years!

 

 

Snacka som yoda så blir hon/han sur :P

Redigerat 31 Juli 2010 av DAMPAINTEH

[5FJSKFJSKGJES]

En till, väldigt kul då man är uttråkad :P

 

Cleverbot: What's two plus two.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: What is fifty-six plus fifty-six.

User: 112.

Cleverbot: Ma ei usu et su number on hädaabinumber.

User: Uh.. Sure.

Cleverbot: No it's not...

User: Do you like sweden?

 

Cleverbot: Sure, sweden is nice. Why? Do you like it?

User: Yes I do, I live there.

Cleverbot: But do you like living there?

User: Yes, I like to live there.

Cleverbot: Do you live by a park?

User: No..

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

 

User: Swedish food... Eh. I like swedish meatballs :D.

Cleverbot: Me to they are so yummy.

User: Yes, what do you like about sweden?

Cleverbot: The mountains.

User: Only that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you not like swedish meatballs?

 

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Do you think swedish meatballs is yummy?

Cleverbot: NO. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are borin me.

 

User: Great, leave then.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to!

Redigerat 31 Juli 2010 av 2FJSKFJSKGJES