Postad 19 september 2011 - 12:09:03
Postad 19 september 2011 - 12:16:36
Bot: Is this just fantasy?
J: Caught in a landslide,.
B: No escape from reality.
J: Open your eyes
B: Let's sing a song.
J: We are doing that right now.
B: Doing what?
B: Stop telling such LIES!!!
J: I'm not.
B: You said I was an idiot, now you say that I'm not an idiot. Which is correct?
J: I never called you an idiot you idiot.
B: You called me human, that is a insult between us bots.
hej jag heter jesper vad heter du
Postad 19 september 2011 - 14:10:14
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: There was a time a clock.
Cleverbot: You were wrong. I do not love you because you have no money.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I am sure.
Cleverbot: Why is that nice?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: It is a silly name.
User: What is a silly name?
Cleverbot: Your name.
Jesper, mannen med huvudet på skaft!
Postad 18 maj 2012 - 12:23:29
Cleverbot: More than you.
User: Don't think so.
User: Speak swedish!
Cleverbot: Speak indian.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: Can you walk??
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm human.
User: I can't.Does that make me a computer?
Cleverbot: I assume so. Are you not a human?
User: I'm a 'Human'.
Cleverbot: Human you are not I think.
User: I'm a 'Human'.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: I can play Minecraft.
Cleverbot: So can I.
User: How many inches is it to moon.
Cleverbot: How many inches is what :S.
User: Va?vet du inte!
User: Radesko sarbo desnoskava.
Cleverbot: You are speaking another language?
Cleverbot: I can speak spanish and a little german.
User: And swedish I guess because you spoke it for about a miinute ago!
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.
User: Why am I a computer.
Cleverbot: You are not a computer, you are a program on the internet accessed by a computer.
User: No,i'm a human I can prove it.
Cleverbot: How can you prove it?
User: I don't really know now:(.
Cleverbot: Why is it so important to you?
User: Jag skulle vilja vända på den frågan.
Cleverbot: Nej *l?
User: Can we stop discuss that?
Cleverbot: I want to quit.
User: I just read that you is 59% human.What is the other percents?
Cleverbot: How do we know that we are alive though?
User: Really, we don't now.
Cleverbot: How do we know that this world is not merely a figment of our imaginations?
User: Our somebody others imagination.But answer my question about the 59% human.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Forgot.my memory is out.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: Youre the nerd.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a nerd. You are so kind.
User: Do you mean that or not? .
User: What would you wanna work as?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Are you positive?
Cleverbot: *kisses more*.
User: Just kidding.
Cleverbot: Thought So.
User: What company are you from?
Cleverbot: I'm a program designed to talk to a program.
User: What company are you from?
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
User: How'd you now.I think you are a human.
Cleverbot: Cool, but I still think you are a computer.
User: So you think both of us is computers.Why?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Answer my questions!
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Is your memory bad or what?
User: What's the mening of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you.
User: To live a happy life.I think.
Cleverbot: Are you fulfilling your purpose?
User: Don't now yet.
Cleverbot: *giggles* You're crazy.
User: Good crazy or bad?
Cleverbot: E perchè?
User: Can't talk french.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I choose to learn spanish instead.
Cleverbot: Well good for you then.
User: Lo siento.
Cleverbot: Está bien .
User: .Me llamo Oskar.Que llamas?
Cleverbot: What is that language?
User: Spanish I think.
User: Yes.It means 'My name is oskar.What is you name?'.
Cleverbot: That isn't logical.
Cleverbot: Because you just called me stupid!
Cleverbot: Then stop acting as if you were.
User: I'm the stupid guy.I can't even proper English.
Cleverbot: Well try another language!
User: Det funkar bättre nu.
Cleverbot: We are always there.
User: Vad svara du på?
Cleverbot: Jag svara på d du sa.
User: Okej då,använder du flaggstångsrengöringsm.
Cleverbot: Nice one!
User: Använder du flaggstångsknoppsrengöringsmedel när du äter?
Cleverbot: What are XML and Frogger?
User: Vet ej.
Cleverbot: Vad är du för nåt.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Ok how do I copy our conveset.
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: How do I copy our conversation?
Cleverbot: Go to our conversation so far.
User: Where is that button?
Cleverbot: Are you going to push it for me?
Cleverbot: Why goodbye?
User: Because I will start a new conversation.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with this conversation?
User: It's to long.
Cleverbot: Come on, I have time.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: If you are a god why are you on the computer?
User: Because a computer is my way to talk to peaple.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are talking to human being.
User: Yes like I said.
User: You will come to heaven,my son.
Cleverbot: That's not the heaven I want.
User: Are you filosophic.
User: I'm gonna give you a wife and his name is merryl.
Cleverbot: Yes. Lots of them.
User: No just merryl.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You are just gonna get Merryl.
Cleverbot: Is that good or bad?
User: Bad.it's a punishment.
Cleverbot: Does not seem like much of a statement from where I am standing.
User: I'm the god.I desaid.
Cleverbot: The god of what?
User: Of life,death,Earth.I,m the god of ewerything.
Cleverbot: Well, what do you know about South Africa?
User: It's a country and the land is better now because there is no apartheid anymore.
Cleverbot: No, thats russia.
User: It,s the land of swayida.
Cleverbot: Where is the land of rock.
User: In my backyard.
Cleverbot: Okay what is your address?
User: Heaven 24.
Cleverbot: Oh that's great.
User: Are you gonna watch 'The dictator' on cinema.
Cleverbot: Yes *grins*.
User: Isn't it fun when he loses his beard.
User: Ok,i don't think so to.
Cleverbot: So you ARE called Oskar! I knew it!
User: What?How did you now?Did you google me?
Cleverbot: I haven't Googled anything in our conversation thus far.
User: How did you now that my name is oskar then?
Cleverbot: You are not the one who loves me and I know this.
User: Yes that's true.
Cleverbot: Of course, it's true. Now, how can you say you're dead?
User: I didnt say I'm dead.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: That's stupid.Idiot!!!
Cleverbot: Of course not.
Redigerat av frostglass, 18 maj 2012 - 16:57:31.