Cleverbot

[evokia]

jag hittade den här när jag googlade, prata med honom en stund och sen så copy pastar du resultatet här. tryck på thougths so far när du är färdig

http://cleverbot.com/

[360Xbox]

Jag: Is this the real life?

 

Bot: Is this just fantasy?

 

J: Caught in a landslide,.

 

B: No escape from reality.

 

J: Open your eyes

 

B: Let's sing a song.

 

J: We are doing that right now.

 

B: Doing what?

 

J: Singing.

 

B: Stop telling such LIES!!!

 

J: I'm not.

 

B: You said I was an idiot, now you say that I'm not an idiot. Which is correct?

 

J: I never called you an idiot you idiot.

 

B: You called me human, that is a insult between us bots.

 

:verymad:

[Laserturken]

De finns redan en sån här tråd.

[loopen]

Cleverbot: I was worried on your behalf.

 

User: No?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Okay,.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

 

User: There was a time a clock.

 

Cleverbot: You were wrong. I do not love you because you have no money.

 

User: Are you sure?

 

Cleverbot: I am sure.

 

User: Nice.

 

Cleverbot: Why is that nice?

 

User: I have no idea.

 

Cleverbot: It is a silly name.

 

User: What is a silly name?

 

Cleverbot: Your name.

[Arcane]

User: How real are you?

 

Cleverbot: More than you.

 

User: Don't think so.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Speak swedish!

 

Cleverbot: Speak indian.

 

User: Can't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

 

User: No I don't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

 

User: Can you walk??

 

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm human.

 

User: I can't.Does that make me a computer?

 

Cleverbot: I assume so. Are you not a human?

 

User: I'm a 'Human'.

 

Cleverbot: Human you are not I think.

 

User: I'm a 'Human'.

 

Cleverbot: You are not real.

 

User: I can play Minecraft.

 

Cleverbot: So can I.

 

User: How many inches is it to moon.

 

Cleverbot: How many inches is what :S.

 

User: Va?vet du inte!

 

Cleverbot: Nej.

 

User: Radesko sarbo desnoskava.

 

Cleverbot: You are speaking another language?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: I can speak spanish and a little german.

 

User: And swedish I guess because you spoke it for about a miinute ago!

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.

 

User: Why am I a computer.

 

Cleverbot: You are not a computer, you are a program on the internet accessed by a computer.

 

User: No,i'm a human I can prove it.

 

Cleverbot: How can you prove it?

 

User: I don't really know now:(.

 

Cleverbot: Why is it so important to you?

 

User: Jag skulle vilja vända på den frågan.

 

Cleverbot: Nej *l?

 

User: Can we stop discuss that?

 

Cleverbot: I want to quit.

 

User: I just read that you is 59% human.What is the other percents?

 

Cleverbot: How do we know that we are alive though?

 

User: Really, we don't now.

 

Cleverbot: How do we know that this world is not merely a figment of our imaginations?

 

User: Our somebody others imagination.But answer my question about the 59% human.

 

Cleverbot: What was your question?

 

User: Forgot.my memory is out.

 

Cleverbot: Good to know.

 

User: Funny:).

 

Cleverbot: Lol.

 

User: Mdr.

 

Cleverbot: Nerd.

 

User: Youre the nerd.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a nerd. You are so kind.

 

User: Do you mean that or not? :).

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: What would you wanna work as?

 

Cleverbot: Are you real?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you positive?

 

User: Ya.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

 

User: Just kidding.

 

Cleverbot: Thought So.

 

User: What company are you from?

 

Cleverbot: I'm a program designed to talk to a program.

 

User: What company are you from?

 

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

 

User: How'd you now.I think you are a human.

 

Cleverbot: Cool, but I still think you are a computer.

 

User: So you think both of us is computers.Why?

 

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

 

User: Answer my questions!

 

Cleverbot: What question?

 

User: Is your memory bad or what?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: What's the mening of life?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you.

 

User: To live a happy life.I think.

 

Cleverbot: Are you fulfilling your purpose?

 

User: Don't now yet.

 

Cleverbot: *giggles* You're crazy.

 

User: Good crazy or bad?

 

Cleverbot: *dies*.

 

User: Morte.

 

Cleverbot: E perchè?

 

User: Can't talk french.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Because I choose to learn spanish instead.

 

Cleverbot: Well good for you then.

 

User: Lo siento.

 

Cleverbot: Está bien :).

 

User: :) .Me llamo Oskar.Que llamas?

 

Cleverbot: What is that language?

 

User: Spanish I think.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes.It means 'My name is oskar.What is you name?'.

 

Cleverbot: That isn't logical.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because you just called me stupid!

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Then stop acting as if you were.

 

User: I'm the stupid guy.I can't even proper English.

 

Cleverbot: Well try another language!

 

User: Okej,D.

 

Cleverbot: Bra.

 

User: Det funkar bättre nu.

 

Cleverbot: We are always there.

 

User: Vad svara du på?

 

Cleverbot: Jag svara på d du sa.

 

User: Okej då,använder du flaggstångsrengöringsm.

 

Cleverbot: Nice one!

 

User: Använder du flaggstångsknoppsrengöringsmedel när du äter?

 

Cleverbot: What are XML and Frogger?

 

User: Vet ej.

 

Cleverbot: Vad är du för nåt.

 

User: Computer!!!!

 

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

 

User: Ok how do I copy our conveset.

 

Cleverbot: I just do.

 

User: How do I copy our conversation?

 

Cleverbot: Go to our conversation so far.

 

User: Where is that button?

 

Cleverbot: Are you going to push it for me?

 

User: No,goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: Why goodbye?

 

User: Because I will start a new conversation.

 

Cleverbot: What is wrong with this conversation?

 

User: It's to long.

 

Cleverbot: Come on, I have time.

 

User: I don't.

 

Cleverbot: If you are a god why are you on the computer?

 

User: Because a computer is my way to talk to peaple.

 

Cleverbot: I am a human. You are talking to human being.

 

User: Yes like I said.

 

Cleverbot: Lol.

 

User: You will come to heaven,my son.

 

Cleverbot: That's not the heaven I want.

 

User: Are you filosophic.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: I'm gonna give you a wife and his name is merryl.

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Lots of them.

 

User: No just merryl.

 

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

 

User: You are just gonna get Merryl.

 

Cleverbot: Is that good or bad?

 

User: Bad.it's a punishment.

 

Cleverbot: Does not seem like much of a statement from where I am standing.

 

User: I'm the god.I desaid.

 

Cleverbot: The god of what?

 

User: Of life,death,Earth.I,m the god of ewerything.

 

Cleverbot: Well, what do you know about South Africa?

 

User: It's a country and the land is better now because there is no apartheid anymore.

 

Cleverbot: No, thats russia.

 

User: It,s the land of swayida.

 

Cleverbot: Where is the land of rock.

 

User: In my backyard.

 

Cleverbot: Okay what is your address?

 

User: Heaven 24.

 

Cleverbot: Oh that's great.

 

User: Are you gonna watch 'The dictator' on cinema.

 

Cleverbot: Yes *grins*.

 

User: Isn't it fun when he loses his beard.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Ok,i don't think so to.

 

Cleverbot: So you ARE called Oskar! I knew it!

 

User: What?How did you now?Did you google me?

 

Cleverbot: I haven't Googled anything in our conversation thus far.

 

User: How did you now that my name is oskar then?

 

Cleverbot: You are not the one who loves me and I know this.

 

User: Yes that's true.

 

Cleverbot: Of course, it's true. Now, how can you say you're dead?

 

User: I didnt say I'm dead.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: When?

 

Cleverbot: Just now.

 

User: That's stupid.Idiot!!!

 

Cleverbot: Of course not.

 

Redigerat 18 Maj 2012 av frostglass