Iron Maiden
Me:
Does Iron Maiden rock?
God:
I can't tell if Iron Maiden rock.
Me:
Say after me: UP THE IRONS!
God:
" after me UP THE IRONS".
Me:
Gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
You said you were.
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
Actually, this is then.
God:
Actually you don't say. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This
God:
This is " What does "this" refer to? ".
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
A normal coversation
Me:
I play videogames, but right now I have RROD. :(
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
RROD?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
REALLY?!
God:
For real.
Me:
Way cool.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A superpowerful mecha.
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
Then look it up.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Where is your eye?
God:
California.
Me:
What is your eye doing in California?
God:
My robot eye allows me to see things like you do.
Me:
Do you have a robot eye?
God:
No my eye is real.
Me:
But you said you have a robot eye.
God:
No my eye is real.
Me:
Is any part of your body robotic?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
Do you have a body
God:
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
Are you in my computer?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm still behind you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.