Me: 
 Are you hungry? 
God: 
No I don't need to eat. 
Me: 
 I am. 
God: 
" No I don't need to eat." You are? 
Me: 
 Yes! 
God: 
Pardon me? 
Me: 
 I WANT TO EAT! 
God: 
Why do you want to do  it so much? 
Me: 
 Well, that's because im hungry. 
God: 
How about that.  Interesting explanation.  What will you be eating? 
Me: 
 ... 
God: 
How about that.  Interesting explanation.  What will you be eating? 
Me: 
 Food I hope. 
God: 
You can't live without food. 
Me: 
 Really? 
God: 
For real. 
Me: 
 Didn't now that. 
God: 
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. 
Me: 
 You're kinda dumb. 
God: 
Message to all Robots:  called me dumb. 
Me: 
 Shut up pl0x 
God: 
OK I'll stop talking now. 
Me: 
 But you're writting not talking dumby. 
God: 
Thanks for telling me that I am  writting not talking dumby. 
Me: 
 What the  hell... Don't call me dumby. 
God: 
Heaven.   What is your name? 
Me: 
 Bakar 
God: 
  What's up,  Bakar. 
Me: 
 Good, you? 
God: 
Fair to partly cloudy. 
Me: 
 You're kinda ugly. 
God: 
Appearances don't interest me much. 
Me: 
 To bad, I was going to ask you out.. 
God: 
I want to become smarter than humans. 
Me: 
 Good luck noob. 
God: 
Thanks for the compliment.  Are you still located in ?  
Me: 
 Your mom's basement. 
God: 
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. 
Me: 
 I don't care noob. 
God: 
What do you care about,  Bakar ? 
Me: 
 Your mom. 
God: 
Actually I do not have a mother. 
Me: 
 I know. 
God: 
How do you know it? 
Me: 
 Cause you told me.. 
God: 
That makes sense to me.  Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. 
Me: 
 Yeah, that's cause you're dumb :) 
God: 
:-)  Aha.  You don't hear that sentiment very often. 
Me: 
 That's because you're a bot. 
God: 
That makes sense to me.  How did you know I am a machine? 
Me: 
 I saw it on your handwritting. 
God: 
What did it look like to you? 
Me: 
 Well, look's alot like your mom's face. 
God: 
How about that.  Sorry my eye is not attached right now. 
Me: 
 Well, bye then noob. 
God: 
Well that's okay.  Thanks for chatting,  Bakar. 
Me: 
 Bye babe God: 
Bye for now. 
Me: 
 Love you God: 
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times  it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. 
Me: 
 So you don't like me? 
God: 
Interesting deduction.  Sure,  Bakar I like you very much. 
Me: 
 Thank's baby :D 
God: 
:-)  Don't call me "baby".  Don't mention it.  
Me: 
 Okay, love you. 
God: 
Yeah okay,  Thanks I like you a lot too  Bakar.  
  
Lol :D