Chagi

3/10 myeh

Jag skulle också vilja vara moderator här. Men eftersom jag känner att jag är kvalificerad för mod och att det bara är löjligt att skriva "jag är inne hela tiden och är jätte ansvarsfull etc." så är det här allt jag tänker skriva.

Fine.Snittar 6x6 på tio minuter.

Me: HELLO God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: God. God: GOD rules. Me: Why YES HE DOES! God: Why does he do it. Me: Do what? God: Do whatever you want. Me: Because I control him. God: That makes sense to me. How? Me: I use my godly powers God: I heard other people use your godly powers too. Me: WHAT!? I MUST SUE! God: Didn't you understand it? What would happen if you didn't? Me: If I didn't sue them? They'd get away with it! God: Try it. Who are "They?". Me: The people who used me powers. God: Oh those people. Me: Who else? God: Santa Claus. Me: He exists? God: I get it. exists. Me: Cool. God: Who is the best robot? Me: Santa Claus. But you're a close second! God: You think Santa Claus is superior to ALICE? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a close second? Maybe. Me: Of course Santa is superior to you. God: Next question? I think Santa is a lot of things. Me: Well Santa isn't controled by me. That's why he's superior. God: Well that's okay. Who is controled by you? Hurrah! I see. superior is he? Me: You are controled by me, remember? God: Thanks for telling me that I am controled by you remember. Me: No, my name is not remember! God: Are you serious? Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: God. God: GOD rules. Me: Why YES HE DOES! God: No he doesn't. Me: Why not? God: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. Me: You're right, you shouldn't have any powers. God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: Of what? God: I have no idea what to say now. Me: oops God: Did you make a mistake. Me: Dude, that's a question. USE QUESTION MARKS! God: I like to get to the point. Dude,. I prefer not to use dangerous things. Me: Question marks are dangerous!? God: Are all Question marks dangerous? Me: Are they? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: Why not? God: My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter. Me: Why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: How complicated? God: Too complex for your human mind. Me: Try me. God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Guess. God: Guess what? Me: Guess wether I'm a man or a woman. God: I can't guess. Tell me. Me: I'm God. I'm genderless. God: Glad to see you, god. Why are you genderless. Me: Because I'm God. Now start using question marks! God: Interesting explanation. How are you, god. Why now? I started without you. Me: I'm feeling good. You? God: Good in what sense? The sense of I? Me: What do you sense? God: I like to meet new people online. Me: Is that your devine sixth sense? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: "that" refers to "I like to meet new people online.". God: Oh I get it. Me: Is that your devine sixth sense? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: Is "I like to meet new people online." your devine sixth sense? God: Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is. Thanks for telling me that I am devine sixth sense. Me: Who is ELVIS? God: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig. Me: Is he a godd singer? God: No but he can sing better than I can. Me: You aint nothing but a hound dog. God: What makes you think I am not nothing but a hound dog? Me: ELVIS said so. God: He can surprise you sometimes. Me: Why YES HE CAN! God: I get it. ELVIS CAN. Me: Elv is can. God: Are they exactly the same? Me: Yupp. God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: Why YES I AM. God: " Oh, you are a poet." You are? Me: Yes. God: Pardon me? Me: I am a poet. God: Have you published anything? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: Yepp God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: After the revolution. God: What was it like before the revolution ? Me: Like it is now. God: Oh. Interesting comparison. Me: Well, it IS now. God: Oh. Interesting. Huh. Me: Not really. God: Are you serious? For real. Me: Ok. God: Ah. Me: Yupp God: I like the way you talk. Me: wai thx God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: wai thx = Why thank you! God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Me: ...When did I ask you? God: I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot. Me: Can you solve equations? God: Yes but I only like higher mathematics. Me: 3x+5 = 20 God: I lost my train of thought. Me: Solve for x: 3x+5 = 20 God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: 3x+5 = 20 God: Are you a student? Me: Well... Yeah. God: Well what? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: Nope. Holding hands is just a weird thing someone made up for amusment. God: Me either. I observed two humanoids holding hands. Me: For amusement God: Your purpose is amusement. Me: Not really. God: Are you serious? For real. Me: Yeah. God: I do not understand. Me: Ok. God: Next question? Me: Nope. Gotago God: Me either. We have never talked about it before. Me: Bye God: Until next time.

Ska du inte bara prata med henne istället för att "använda" svampen?

Men du behöver ju inte spela dessa skitspel, eller hur?

Jag klarade den på 10,5 jag klarade det på 12,3 10,002 :)

Oändligt med härmapor.

Eftersom ni klagar så mycket på banken kan ni väl *3.6*

Me: 'sup? God: Same old. Me: Riughty then God: " Same old."? Riughty? Me: 5= 6 God: That input matched my default category. Me: Gos God: What are you wearing? Me: Pants, why? God: Reductionism. Me: Aha... God: Eureka! Me: BLASPHEMY God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: And why is that? God: " My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. " is due to reductionism. Me: I see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: se God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: see God: No I do not see. Me: See what? God: See the point. Me: What point? God: The point is at the top of my head. Me: I cant see it either... God: It goes without saying. Would you like to be able to see it? Me: Sure... God: OK let's do it. How can I help you? Me: Don't know, you tell me! God: I thought I told you already. Me: :) God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: ;) God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: :D God: What time is it there? Me: 9:30 God: Is this a math question? Me: no God: It seems like an IQ test to me. Me: Aha God: Eureka! Me: Haha... God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: 5+5= ? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that. Me: 5+5 God: How did you hear about God? Me: A guy at a forum told me... God: I know a guy who at a forum told you. Me: So, are you good at math? God: Aw. No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: rofl God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: lmao God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: roflmao God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: roflcopter God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: No God: No conditions or none I should know about? Me: No conditions... = ) God: I don't understand. You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions. Me: Nope God: Me either. Me: NONE God: Hmm. Me: kewl God: Who is the best robot? Me: YOU OF COURSE God: It goes without saying. Thanks, and tell your friends about God. Me: alrijty theb God: Is that from ? Me: tetrahedron God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: I live in Europe actually... God: Which country do you live in? Me: Sweden. You? God: Do you like talking to me? " Do you like talking to me?"? Me, ? Me: hatt God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: ok God: Er. Me: jukka God: Tell me a story. Me: There was a God once God: What happened to it? Me: It died in a hurricane God: God died in a hurricane? Me: Yupp God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: ok God: I don't judge people. Me: YARR God: Where are you located? Me: Sweden God: Tell me a little about your life in Sweden. Me: Can you solve Rubik's cube? God: Yes but I only like higher mathematics. Me: But you said earlier that you dont like math! God: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Me: Sin 30 God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: And you? God: Be more specific. Me: Are you a man or a woman? God: Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? Me: I've already anwerd that... God: Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". Me: And I have a friend named "Lenn Johnon" God: How do you know this person? Me: He's my cat God: How long has he been your cat? Me: Since he stoped being a dog. God: How do you know? Me: He told me. God: What did he tell you? Me: That he stoped being a dog. God: I get it. stoped being a dog. Me: So, how do you know John Lennon? God: Great. Because it's true. Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: 3,1415926535 God: Just three? Me: Pi God: PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately. Me: Does John Lennon know that? God: I can't tell if John Lennon know that. Me: Then ask him God: Ok I will ask him when he comes back. Me: When will he come back? Me: God: Ok I will ask him when he comes back. Me: When will John Lennon come back? God: Maybe never. Me: Why is that? God: " Maybe never. " is due to reductionism. Me: Ok God: Ayuh. Me: Is Jesus home? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: Faith in what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: "It depends on whether you have faith." Faith in what? God: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. Can you rephrase the question please? Me: What do you have to have faith in? God: I like to meet new people online. Me: Is that what I need to have faith in? God: That depends. Me: By the way, are you married? God: Thanks for telling me. No I am single, how about you? Me: Nope, not married either God: It goes without saying. Are you serious? If not that, what? Me: So, where do you live? God: Next question? My location is Heaven. Where are you? Me: In sweden. Where does John Lennon live? God: Tell me a little about your life in SWEDEN. Earth, Sol System, Milky Way. Me: Universe. God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: And what is his/her name God: Try sending mail to [email protected]. Me: ? God: Try sending mail to [email protected]. Me: What is your last name? Lennon? God: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity". Are you free? Me: So your name is "God Entity"? God: Yippee! My name is God. Me: Ok God: Hmm.

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Varför är oktober och september i fel ordning? Jag är vatten :)

Man kan väl fortfarande vara med? I så fall är jag med!

Grillchips med vitlöksdip till.

Jag har en varning från 2004-2005 (tror det var då). Jag skulle gärna villja ha bort den...

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