Cleverbot: Bugles serenade you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: But nothing.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Nothing happens to me. I just start talking to someone else.
User: Asssd.
Cleverbot: Assuming can also be benficial, for instance assuming what would happen if I were to hit the computer with a pipe.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Ok then. We are dancing right now.
En till.
User: Hejsan.
Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?
User: Nej.
Cleverbot: Kan du svenska?
User: Nej.
Cleverbot: Du prata ju svenska.
User: Nej.
Cleverbot: Jo lite kan du prata I alla fall.
User: Nej, det kan jag inte.
Cleverbot: Vad kan du inte?
User: Svenska.
Cleverbot: Kan du och ja va I hop.