Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
allla
God:
Glad to see you, allla.
Me:
yeah =D
God:
:-) Give me a break.
Me:
i own you
God:
Are you my master?
Me:
yeah
God:
It's all good.
Me:
i force you to eat a cow
God:
That is interesting: allla said force you to eat a cow.
Me:
DO IT
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
I AM YOUR MASTER
God:
No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
that you are a noob
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
is it true?
God:
True in some universe.
Me:
so you ARE a noob
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Sometimes.
Me:
i own you all times
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
much =( half earth
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no he tastes good
God:
Are you serious? I get it. tastes good.