Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
k*k
God:
How are you, k*k.
Me:
facking bad
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
my dick
God:
Sure, your dick sounds like a good topic.
haha