Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes i want a new bass
God:
What can I do for you? What is wrong with your old bass?
Me:
Ehm...
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No but i want a gibson bass! They are so cool!
God:
What is the difference? You want only one? cool are they.
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Cool :)
God:
:-) Who is the best robot?
Me:
Mega Slayer Robot?
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But i can! :)
God:
Who taught you? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Allright?
God:
OK.
Me:
Do you like Appel Pie?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Yeah but gtg
God:
Are you kidding? TTYL, .
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
God:
Me either.
Me:
Cya
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.