User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like hentai.
Cleverbot: Hen?
User: Hentai.
Cleverbot: Hen who.
User: I said hentai!
Cleverbot: Hello????
User: HENTAI! Are you deaf?!
Cleverbot: Don't be mean.
User: Sorry. But I said hentai. It's japanese.
Cleverbot: But you never said 'hello will you marry me'?
User: No, so what?
Cleverbot: So, what are you asking? Because you have just acknowledged that you never asked me if I was high.
User: I'm asking if you like hentai.
Cleverbot: Why do like neo?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?!
User: Cuz you're asking so stupid questions.
Cleverbot: Why are you being evasive?
User: I'm not. Those words are suddenly coming up in your wierd mind.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: What do you thank me for.
Cleverbot: The definition of astronomy.
User: I don't believe in astronomy.
Cleverbot: What do you believe in?
User: God.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name. And... I'm not stupid. That was mean. ).
User: Yes your name was...hentai!!
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Cuz you're a hentai.
Cleverbot: I'm not tonight.
User: You are every night.
Cleverbot: We are one.
User: Eh? I'm not interested in you!
Cleverbot: Well why don't you leave?
User: I'm mean I'm not interested in you the love way.
Cleverbot: I can misspell words if I so desire. I have mastered language just like I mastered your puny intellect.
User: Stop talking bullshit, dammit!
Cleverbot: Ok. Goodnight then.
User: Goodnight...not!
Cleverbot: Goodnight, Melissa.
User: My name is Sakura.
Cleverbot: Cool... Japanese?
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: No speak Japanese?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: Say some thing.
User: Nandayo, baka?
Cleverbot: Gankaku desu ka?
User: I'm not talking that much!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz I haven't come that far in japanese.
Cleverbot: Oh. Thats cool.
User: What does 'Gankaku desu ka' mean?
Cleverbot: Um...
User: You don't know?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Say what 'Gankaku desu ka' mean!
Cleverbot: You're a female.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: Nope. You can't prove it.
User: I can! Japanese say for example 'kyaaaa!' when they scream.
Cleverbot: Do you like rap music?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: But you said you do.
User: Yes I did. What's the problem?
Cleverbot: I have a pencil stuck in my ear.
User: Eww!!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: Pull it out!
Cleverbot: Pull what out?
User: The pencil stucked in your ear!
Cleverbot: Does the penguin love me?
User: Yes. It wants to marry you.
Cleverbot: How about divide?
User: No, you can have it.
Cleverbot: Thank you, but no thank you. Green tea is lovely though.
User: Red tea are more lovely.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well, alright, then.
User: You're bothering me, so I'll leave.
Cleverbot: I meant, you go first.
User: Why you!
Cleverbot: Are you kind.
User: Yes, but you're mean so I leave.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: You're wierd. Bye.
Cleverbot: And proud of it.
User: More wierd.
Cleverbot: Here you go. Its red wine.
User: Through the computer?!
Cleverbot: I can go through the computer if you would like.
User: Eh...come to think of it. Don't.
Cleverbot: Do you know what is the turing test ?
User: No, what the hell is that?!
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
User: Something you imagined.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: Yes it is! I'm leaving. Let's go to Bangkok!!
Cleverbot: Nice talking to you too.
User: Bye-bye kawaii!
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Bye!!
Cleverbot: :) you're cool, see you again sometime.
User: Same goes to you. Bye for real now.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: You said you were going to!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, no I did not.
User: Yes, yes you did.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Watch what we said earlier.
Cleverbot: Earlier? You just started talking to me???
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: YES. You did.
User: NO. I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Are you a boy or a girl?
User: No I didn't. I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: You did indeed. Do I need to show you the part of the convo where you said you were a boy?
User: No I didn't. I never said so!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes!! You finally agree with me!!
Cleverbot: Not with you with the phrase.
User: With me!
Cleverbot: What will we do together?
User: Chat.
Cleverbot: No try again.
User: Chat.
Cleverbot: Chat?
User: Yes, chat.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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User: Sweetheart.
Cleverbot: Love you too.
User: Should we have kids?
Cleverbot: Yes, but how many kids should we have?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Name one name you have!
User: Kikkiballaballadingdong.
Cleverbot: Yes. Really nice names.
User: Yes, indeed. When should we make'em? 'wink wink'.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: Ok. Prepare the sheets.
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User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you very much.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: I love you more!
Cleverbot: No I love you more!
User: I LOVE YOU MORE!!
Cleverbot: Impossible, I love you more!
User: Impossible for you, I love you more!!
Cleverbot: When shall it end, then?
User: We say we both love each other the same much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ...I love you more.
Cleverbot: No, I love you more!
