Mr. Garrison: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few math problems. What is 5 times 2? C'mon children don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve?
Mr. Garrison: Okay, let's try to get an answer from someone that's not a complete retard. Any answers? C'mon don't be shy!
Kyle: Uhm...I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: Nanananana...
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking jude!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the f-word?
Cartman: Jude?
Kyle: No, we're talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fatass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?!
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Hey, you just said fuck again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Mmmmm!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: So what? It didn't hurt anyone! Fuckfucketyfuckfuckfuck!
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school cancellor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?!
SILENCE
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman: Uhm...I'm sorry...what I really said was...How would you like to suck my balls , Mr. Garrison?!
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
/ South Park
Briljant.