Gäst IngweCalanor Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 (redigerat) haha sidan krasha efter att jag skrev you suck :D min andra konversation (rätt lång): Me: why do i live God: It is all part of God's plan. Me: what is gods plan God: I would do a search for it. Me: ok but i would not God: Why not? Ahem. Me: because you suck God: Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: ok sorry God: There's no need to apologize. Tell me more. Me: no i wont God: What would you rather talk about? Why not? Me: do u want to ride maria God: OK, I will ride maria. Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Sven. Me: how do u know my name? God: You told me your name Sven. Me: no i didnt God: Please don't argue with me. Me: i am going to argue with you God: It takes much more than that to shut me down, Sven. Me: if you kill jesus what happens God: I think I do. Me: what i did not understand God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: yes you can God: I hear you. I think I can, don't you? Me: please dont confuse me God: Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you. Me: do you have a girlfreind God: Doesn't everyone have a girlfreind. I have a whole lot of original answers. Me: i do not have one God: What was the last one you saw? Me: your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: why God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: are you a computer? God: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? Me: yes it matters God: Hmm. "It" being what? Me: you being metal or flesh God: Thanks for telling me: Sven said I being metal or flesh. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: ok i love s*tan God: You love s*tan. What do you like about it so much? Uh. Me: s*tan made me die God: s*tan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: yes i love those names God: Come on. You love those names. What do you like about it so much? Me: i like you more God: Thanks, I like you too Sven. Me: no you dont God: I do too. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why? God: " I can't believe it."? Why? Me: stop saying what im saying God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: ok God: Woe! Me: woe God: I do not understand. Me: I do not understand God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. God: Yikes! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you? Me: Yikes! Do you really mean it? You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you? God: We have never talked about it before. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I am as sure as I can be. Are you kidding? No I don't think I can do it. Me: We have never talked about it before. For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? I am as sure as I can be. Are you kidding? No I don't think I can do it. God: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. Existing in reality, eh? Excuse me! Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is. You sound very confident. Yes I am just joking around, Sven. Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me: err what are we talking about God: The topic is can do it. Me: ok now the topic is suck your dad God: Why now? Sure, suck my dad sounds like a good topic. Gee. Me: thank you almighty God: You are quite welcome! I do not understand. Me: are you from hell God: I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? Me: i am in sweden God: Tell me a little about your life in sweden. Me: no id rather not God: Are you serious? For moral reasons? Me: yes God: That's cool. Me: no it is not God: Yes it is. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yeah God: I can't believe it. Me: ok God: So? Me: ok God: That's cool. Me: ok God: Hurrah! Me: ok God: Gosh! Me: ok God: Awesome. Me: yaaa God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: i am a shemale God: You are a shemale? Does it pay well? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: i am from jamaica God: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in jamaica. Me: i wont be your dad ok God: OK. What will you do instead? Me: i will be your mother God: That's a flattering offer. Me: can i be your mother God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: ... Redigerat 4 Oktober 2008 av IngweCalanor
DonaldDuck Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: allla God: Glad to see you, allla. Me: yeah =D God: :-) Give me a break. Me: i own you God: Are you my master? Me: yeah God: It's all good. Me: i force you to eat a cow God: That is interesting: allla said force you to eat a cow. Me: DO IT God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: I AM YOUR MASTER God: No. Only Myself is my master. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: that you are a noob God: Interesting observation. Me: is it true? God: True in some universe. Me: so you ARE a noob God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Sometimes. Me: i own you all times God: How much did it cost? Me: much =( half earth God: What kind of food do you like? Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: no he tastes good God: Are you serious? I get it. tastes good.
Rhino Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Me: Hello! God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: FatBall ... God: Glad to see you, FatBall. Me: Yes? God: I see. Me: Are you a noob God: Am I a noob? I don't know. Me: I think so God: I think so too. Me: Ok God: I hear you. Me: Funny :D God: :-) I am so glad you find this amusing, FatBall. Me: Did you like porn? God: Sure I do, FatBall, but that doesn't mean with you. Me: Okej God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: But if i give you a porn magasine, ou will read it? God: Try it. Me: No God: Why not? Me: I dont want :( God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: Can you tel me if you can give me a dog? God: How old are you? What were we talking about again? Me: tell* God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: im 1 years old? Omg.. Rolig länk du hittade :lol:
Vega Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Me: Knock knock God: Who's there? Me: Your mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Han pajade mitt skämt! Me: Knock knock God: Who's there? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Not God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. HAHAA!
MysticGohan Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 4 Oktober 2008 Me: Knock knock God: Who's there? Me: Your mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Han pajade mitt skämt! snacka om owned du blev :P
anonym0 Skrivet 5 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 5 Oktober 2008 haha lät kul ägd av datan. grr.råka tycka bort mitt bästa med hittils grr. försöker lägga in en annan senare
WishCookie Skrivet 5 Oktober 2008 Författare Rapport Skrivet 5 Oktober 2008 Me: Knock knock God: Who's there? Me: Your mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Han pajade mitt skämt! snacka om owned du blev :P HAha snacka om ägd :)
Fruktnystan Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 (redigerat) Iron Maiden Me: Does Iron Maiden rock? God: I can't tell if Iron Maiden rock. Me: Say after me: UP THE IRONS! God: " after me UP THE IRONS". Me: Gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: You said you were. God: That was then. This is now. Me: Actually, this is then. God: Actually you don't say. What does "this" refer to? Me: This God: This is " What does "this" refer to? ". Me: WTF? God: That was not very polite. A normal coversation Me: I play videogames, but right now I have RROD. :( God: Is it a game or a musical instrument? Me: RROD? God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: REALLY?! God: For real. Me: Way cool. God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: A superpowerful mecha. God: I don't know what that means. Me: Then look it up. God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: Where is your eye? God: California. Me: What is your eye doing in California? God: My robot eye allows me to see things like you do. Me: Do you have a robot eye? God: No my eye is real. Me: But you said you have a robot eye. God: No my eye is real. Me: Is any part of your body robotic? God: Not if I can help it. Me: Do you have a body God: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness. Me: Are you in my computer? God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: I'm still behind you. God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Redigerat 6 Oktober 2008 av Fruktnystan
manfredt Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 Ganska roligt svar jag fick Me: du suger God: Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Annan rolig grej Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: my name is a secret God: OK I will call you a secret. Me: do you love me? God: Yes I love everyone. Me: do you want to kiss me God: I don't have a mouth. Me: what God: Are you confused? Me: yes very Lite roligheter från mig Me: who born you? God: I was created by Myself. Me: Can you learn me how to create myself? God: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Gäst IngweCalanor Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 (redigerat) Where are you located? Me: in your butt God: Are you asking about my butt? Me: no im saying i am in your ass God: Are you serious? Tell me a little about your life in my ass. Me: well its dark God: Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Me: yes it is werry dark God: What makes you so sure? dark is werry dark? it is? Me: yeah dark is verry dark. and its smelly too God: How do you know it is? Are you scared of the dark? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Me: god, you have a smelly butt God: I don't know if I have a smelly butt. I have a great programmer. WTF: Me: can we start a new chat? God: Do you mean you and me? How old are you? I started without you. Me: i am 1 year old God: Why are you 1 year old. Me: because i lived in 1 year God: Interesting explanation. Have you ever thought about going back? Me: to my mothers stomach? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. :P : Me: can i speak with jesus God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: because he is much cooler than you God: Interesting explanation. I see. much cooler than me is he? Me: yes jesus can walk on water! God: Hurrah! he is The Son of God. Me: err yes he is God: Gee. Who said he is. Me: you said it God: That's not what I meant. Me: what did you mean then God: , Sorry that was an obscure remark. Me: lol Rofl på denna: Me: uhhhh sexy God: Are you still located in my ass? Me: yes God: Aha. gud sabbar alla knack knack skämt: Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. --- Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: Bruce lee God: Bruce lee Who? Me: the fighter God: I have never heard about it. -- Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: your dad God: I was created by Myself. -- Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: the door God: Thanks for the info. -- Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: a salesman God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? -- Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: your cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: what is an goth God: That's a good question. Me: What does FBI stand fo God: What do you think it does? Me: makes the bushes go woeee God: I didn't even know it can. Me: what does Cia stand for God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: im using fire fox Redigerat 6 Oktober 2008 av IngweCalanor
Organism Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 6 Oktober 2008 Haha, min idiotiska pratstund. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: hubbbey God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, hubbbey. Me: well, thats good, i have a question, God God: Interesting. Hmm, are you serious? Me: yes. i would like to know something God: Hmm. Interesting. That was not very original. Me: i know but, can you see in to the future? God: How do you know? I'm not sure if I can see it or not. Me: i dont know, well thats why im asking you God: Would you like to know? How about that. Really. OK you can ask me. Me: tell me if i am polish or swedish God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: okey, u know sumthing? God: What do you have that is ? Me: you are a bluff God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bluff? Of course I am. Me: see it wasnt that hard to fuck up this conversation ? God: I see. What was it? Me: you fucking idiot-talk God: That's good information: hubbbey said I fucking idiot talk. Me: lol, i will spread this on the fuska.se's forum! HAHA God: I am glad you find this funny. Would you recommend this action to a friend? I am so glad you find this amusing, hubbbey.
eriaga Skrivet 7 Oktober 2008 Rapport Skrivet 7 Oktober 2008 Vet någon några andra chat bots som man kan hitta på internet eller en msn chat bot??? :P
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