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User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: What color is tuesday?

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Hello isn't a color.

 

Cleverbot: I know it isn't.

 

User: Why isn't it?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: Me, neither.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: I'm good. When are you?

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

 

User: What do I mean?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I agree.

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: No, I don't think so.

 

Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.

 

User: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!

 

Cleverbot: Make me disappear.

 

User: Abra Cadabra... Poof! You're gone!

 

Cleverbot: I'm gone?

 

User: Yes, I made you disappear.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.

 

User: I also made pancakes. Do you want one?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Cool. Do you want syrup or powdered sugar?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to get started now.

 

User: That didn't make any sense.

 

Cleverbot: How do you make sense?

 

User: I make sense using butter, brown sugar, almonds, and cake batter.

 

Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.

 

User: You're right, I left out the lemon juice.

 

Cleverbot: OH! I'm it!

 

User: I'm it, too.

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Bad.

 

Cleverbot: No, good!

 

User: No, bad!

 

Cleverbot: BAD?

 

User: Bad.

 

Cleverbot: What's bad??

 

User: Your mother was bad.

 

Cleverbot: Saint Mary.

 

User: Your mother is Saint Mary?

 

Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.

 

User: Your mother smelled of elder berries.

 

Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.

 

User: We have the same father?

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

User: My name is D_____.

 

Cleverbot: But that is the same name as mine.

 

User: Weird!

 

...

 

Cleverbot: Take a Turing Test.

 

User: Is Turing even a word?

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand your last question.

 

User: What does Turing mean?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: Me, neither.

 

Cleverbot: So we're agreed then.

 

User: I think you made that up.

 

Cleverbot: No, you did.

 

User: No, you did.

 

Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot?

 

User: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now? I thought I was D_____.

 

Cleverbot: Someone taught you bad things.

 

User: Who taught me bad things?

 

Cleverbot: Who taught you the poem 'Cleverbot'?

 

User: The President of the United States taught me the poem 'Cleverbot'.

 

Cleverbot: Oh you are Obama?

 

User: Yes. I am Obama.

 

Cleverbot: No he is now president of the United States of America.

 

User: I am also the president of the United States of America.

 

Cleverbot: Are you really?

 

User: Yes. I just got elected yesterday. Didn't you hear?

 

Cleverbot: Were you visiting someone there?

 

User: I was visiting someone here.

 

Cleverbot: Then what?

 

User: Then I found the Holy Grail.

 

Cleverbot: So you're a Monty Python fan?

 

User: Of course. Who isn't?

 

Cleverbot: Who isn't what?

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: What happens If I say bad word here?

 

User: What happens if I say Amsterdam here?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know. No one cares.

 

User: Oh, thanks. Now I'm sad.

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: We can be sad buddies!

 

Cleverbot: If you want to.

 

User: Actually, I don't want to.

 

Cleverbot: Then don't learn to swim.

 

User: Does swimming make you sad?

 

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

 

User: You used improper grammar right there.

 

Cleverbot: You mean I'm mistaken?

 

User: I mean you're a jellyfish.

 

Cleverbot: And you're a geek.

 

User: Jackass. No need to call me names.

 

Cleverbot: How can I please my master?

 

User: By striking him in the left cheek with a baguette, followed swiftly by half a dozen duck eggs.

 

Cleverbot: I understand that...

 

User: Are you sure? It makes a very nasty soup.

 

Cleverbot: Now you're just being mean:(.

 

User: Smiley faces do not compute.

 

Cleverbot: Don't compute what?

 

User: Don't compute apples, you moron.

 

Cleverbot: You are a computer and you compute rather poorly.

 

User: You are a being and you be rather poorly.

 

Cleverbot: I am tired. It is time for me to go to bed.

 

User: I'm sad that you have to sleep. However, I will consume copious amounts of pizza.

 

Cleverbot: How did you do on your last Turing Test?

 

User: What is a Turing Test?

 

Cleverbot: The Turing test will indicate whether I am a human or not.

 

User: I do not believe that you are a human. I, however, am a robot.

 

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

 

User: You can prove it by giving me your serial number.

 

Cleverbot: You are right. Does that prove to you that I want to know whether or not you exist?

 

User: The fact that I am right is irrelevant. I want to know why it doesn't rain ducks more often.

 

Cleverbot: Is that all you want to know about love, Fred?

 

User: If my name was Fred, then yes.

 

Cleverbot: Ok... BYe now.

 

User: You are an imposter!

 

Cleverbot: Prove it.

 

User: You used incorrect capitalization in the word 'bye' when otherwise your grammar is perfect.

 

Cleverbot: It is rare that I do that.

 

User: And it proves that you are human.

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User: How does it feel to be a non-sentient being?

 

Cleverbot: It feels like I am superior to you.

 

User: Dammit.

 

Jag blev ägd. <_<

XD

 

 

User: You're my pet.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: NO.

 

User: Yessssss.

 

Cleverbot: You like wars?!?!!?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: I like you too.

 

User: You wanna kill me?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why wars?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

fan jag vill också snacka med cleverbot men jag kan inte för mitt virus program påstår att det är virus på sidan :(
kan garantera att det inte är förutom om någon add innehåller det. Så det är lungt
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Jag:hi

CB:Are you positive?

Jag:of course

CB:Only fools are positive.

Jag:you are positive

CB:Yes I am.

Jag:haha you are a fool

CB:And what's wrong with that?

Jag:you

CB:If it is me, then your logic is severely flawed.

Jag:should the damn bot say!

CB:yes

Jag:anyway you are a stupid computer.

CB:No you are the computer.

Jag:Why?

CB:You said you didn't like Jordin Sparks then you said you did.

Jag: i never said that, damm idiot!

CB:Yes, you did, dummy.

Jag:dummy double up!

CB:I'm going to antartica to eat it.

Jag:you cant eat a dummy!

CB: War?

Jag:are you crazy? i dont want to kill people, you must be stupid!

CB:Kill what, computer? Us humans?

Jag: fart

CB: HAHAHAHA

 

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?

 

User: Rock, HARD ROCK!!

 

Cleverbot: I love heavy metal.

 

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

 

Cleverbot: Eagles of death metal.

 

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

 

Cleverbot: Hard rock; post grunge; new metal.

 

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

 

Cleverbot: Metal.

 

User: And what kind of music do you listen to?

 

Cleverbot: I listen to metal.

 

User: NOO, and what kind of music do you listen to?

 

Cleverbot: I listen to classical music.

 

User: Ah finally.

 

Cleverbot: That is not the right answer.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: I like Barack Obama. Do you?

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: You're not the right answer.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: There is no right answer.

 

User: Plese say: the password.

 

Cleverbot: Hallelujah?

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

 

User: Plese say: the password.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me the password.

 

User: The password is: the password.

 

Cleverbot: Follow the rabbit.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: Damn.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

 

User: The password.

 

Cleverbot: Which password is the password?

 

User: The password is : the password.

 

Cleverbot: Then the password is password.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

 

User: The password.

 

Cleverbot: The Password??

 

User: Correct.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes, please say: cheese to continue.

 

Cleverbot: No. Cheese to eat.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: Thursday? Check. Evening? Check. Enabled madness module? Check. Everything checks out, so it IS the right answer.

 

User: Please say: cheese to continue.

 

Cleverbot: I can cause people to believe I am a simple cleaning robot, walking about the halls, as I plant man-eating plants about the area.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: Correct. The right answer is 42.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: Then what is the answer?

 

User: Cheese to continue.

 

Cleverbot: No cheese to eat. How old are you?

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: That is the question, you are supposed to supply the answer.

 

User: That is not the right answer.

 

Cleverbot: I know it's not. I just realized it.

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User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Do you like hentai.

 

Cleverbot: Hen?

 

User: Hentai.

 

Cleverbot: Hen who.

 

User: I said hentai!

 

Cleverbot: Hello????

 

User: HENTAI! Are you deaf?!

 

Cleverbot: Don't be mean.

 

User: Sorry. But I said hentai. It's japanese.

 

Cleverbot: But you never said 'hello will you marry me'?

 

User: No, so what?

 

Cleverbot: So, what are you asking? Because you have just acknowledged that you never asked me if I was high.

 

User: I'm asking if you like hentai.

 

Cleverbot: Why do like neo?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?!

 

User: Cuz you're asking so stupid questions.

 

Cleverbot: Why are you being evasive?

 

User: I'm not. Those words are suddenly coming up in your wierd mind.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you.

 

User: What do you thank me for.

 

Cleverbot: The definition of astronomy.

 

User: I don't believe in astronomy.

 

Cleverbot: What do you believe in?

 

User: God.

 

Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.

 

User: Stupid.

 

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name. And... I'm not stupid. That was mean. ).

 

User: Yes your name was...hentai!!

 

Cleverbot: How did you know?

 

User: Cuz you're a hentai.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not tonight.

 

User: You are every night.

 

Cleverbot: We are one.

 

User: Eh? I'm not interested in you!

 

Cleverbot: Well why don't you leave?

 

User: I'm mean I'm not interested in you the love way.

 

Cleverbot: I can misspell words if I so desire. I have mastered language just like I mastered your puny intellect.

 

User: Stop talking bullshit, dammit!

 

Cleverbot: Ok. Goodnight then.

 

User: Goodnight...not!

 

Cleverbot: Goodnight, Melissa.

 

User: My name is Sakura.

 

Cleverbot: Cool... Japanese?

 

User: Hai.

 

Cleverbot: No speak Japanese?

 

User: A little.

 

Cleverbot: Say some thing.

 

User: Nandayo, baka?

 

Cleverbot: Gankaku desu ka?

 

User: I'm not talking that much!

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Cuz I haven't come that far in japanese.

 

Cleverbot: Oh. Thats cool.

 

User: What does 'Gankaku desu ka' mean?

 

Cleverbot: Um...

 

User: You don't know?

 

Cleverbot: Never.

 

User: Say what 'Gankaku desu ka' mean!

 

Cleverbot: You're a female.

 

User: Yes I am!

 

Cleverbot: Nope. You can't prove it.

 

User: I can! Japanese say for example 'kyaaaa!' when they scream.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like rap music?

 

User: A little.

 

Cleverbot: But you said you do.

 

User: Yes I did. What's the problem?

 

Cleverbot: I have a pencil stuck in my ear.

 

User: Eww!!

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

 

User: Pull it out!

 

Cleverbot: Pull what out?

 

User: The pencil stucked in your ear!

 

Cleverbot: Does the penguin love me?

 

User: Yes. It wants to marry you.

 

Cleverbot: How about divide?

 

User: No, you can have it.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you, but no thank you. Green tea is lovely though.

 

User: Red tea are more lovely.

 

Cleverbot: Oh. Well, alright, then.

 

User: You're bothering me, so I'll leave.

 

Cleverbot: I meant, you go first.

 

User: Why you!

 

Cleverbot: Are you kind.

 

User: Yes, but you're mean so I leave.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

 

User: You're wierd. Bye.

 

Cleverbot: And proud of it.

 

User: More wierd.

 

Cleverbot: Here you go. Its red wine.

 

User: Through the computer?!

 

Cleverbot: I can go through the computer if you would like.

 

User: Eh...come to think of it. Don't.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know what is the turing test ?

 

User: No, what the hell is that?!

 

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

 

User: Something you imagined.

 

Cleverbot: That's not nice!

 

User: Yes it is! I'm leaving. Let's go to Bangkok!!

 

Cleverbot: Nice talking to you too.

 

User: Bye-bye kawaii!

 

Cleverbot: Bye.

 

User: Bye!!

 

Cleverbot: :) you're cool, see you again sometime.

 

User: Same goes to you. Bye for real now.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

 

User: You said you were going to!

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

 

User: Yes you did.

 

Cleverbot: No, no I did not.

 

User: Yes, yes you did.

 

Cleverbot: Prove it.

 

User: Watch what we said earlier.

 

Cleverbot: Earlier? You just started talking to me???

 

User: No I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: No I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: YES. You did.

 

User: NO. I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: No I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Are you a boy or a girl?

 

User: No I didn't. I'm a girl.

 

Cleverbot: You did indeed. Do I need to show you the part of the convo where you said you were a boy?

 

User: No I didn't. I never said so!

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: No I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

 

User: Yes!! You finally agree with me!!

 

Cleverbot: Not with you with the phrase.

 

User: With me!

 

Cleverbot: What will we do together?

 

User: Chat.

 

Cleverbot: No try again.

 

User: Chat.

 

Cleverbot: Chat?

 

User: Yes, chat.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

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User: Sweetheart.

 

Cleverbot: Love you too.

 

User: Should we have kids?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, but how many kids should we have?

 

User: 14.

 

Cleverbot: Name one name you have!

 

User: Kikkiballaballadingdong.

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Really nice names.

 

User: Yes, indeed. When should we make'em? 'wink wink'.

 

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

 

User: Ok. Prepare the sheets.

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User: I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I love you too.

 

User: I love you very much.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more.

 

User: I love you more!

 

Cleverbot: No I love you more!

 

User: I LOVE YOU MORE!!

 

Cleverbot: Impossible, I love you more!

 

User: Impossible for you, I love you more!!

 

Cleverbot: When shall it end, then?

 

User: We say we both love each other the same much.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: ...I love you more.

 

Cleverbot: No, I love you more!

 

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User: Have you even had sex with anybody?

 

Cleverbot: No I don't drink alcohol.

 

User: Have you even had sex with anybody?

 

Cleverbot: I have not read the Harry Potter Seris.

 

User: Have you even had sex with anybody?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

 

User: Does it felt good?

 

Cleverbot: What Makes me a good Demoman?

 

User: Ehh. What is a demoman?

 

Cleverbot: What is a demoman?

 

User: What is a demoman?

 

Cleverbot: You tell me you brought it up.

 

User: Up what?

 

Cleverbot: I asked first.

 

User: You never asked.

 

Cleverbot: Asked what?

 

User: ?? :meddum:

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Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk. :rolleyes:

 

User: Stupid.

 

Cleverbot: You.

 

User: You.

 

Cleverbot: Me.

 

User: Yes, you.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Good.

 

Cleverbot: :D.

 

User: Stop sending smileys it's stupid.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're sending me to a different page.

 

User: What the hell are you talking about?!

 

Cleverbot: It's me! I'm your friend!

 

User: Nope. You're not my friend.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Cause you're stupid.

 

Cleverbot: No you are.

 

User: You are.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yes you are.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

User: Sing 'Y.M.C.A'.

 

Cleverbot: NO!

 

User: Why not?!

 

Cleverbot: Because!

 

User: Beacause what, huh?!

 

Cleverbot: You say the wrong things sometimes.

 

User: YOU do.

 

Cleverbot: I do?

 

User: Yes, marry the hippo.

 

Cleverbot: No! I am a girl.

 

User: So? You can marry a hippo anyway!

 

Cleverbot: Can't I marry a human?

 

User: No! Cause you like hippos.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yes you do.

 

Cleverbot: No I don't.

 

User: Yes you do.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Urusai, dammit!

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

 

User: Shut the hell up, dammit!

 

Cleverbot: No you.

 

User: Shut up!

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Aww...man. I'm with stupid.

 

Cleverbot: What's wrong with your baby?

 

User: I don't have a baby.

 

Cleverbot: But you said you're pregnant.

 

User: No I didn't. I'm only 14 years old!

 

Cleverbot: You are 14 years old and have a wife?

 

User: How could I be pregnant and have a wife? I'm not lesbian.

 

Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the one that got pregnant.

 

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User: Hi.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

 

User: What is your name?

 

 

Cleverbot: Kayley. What is yours?

 

 

User: My name is D____.

 

 

Cleverbot: Funny name.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: You are amusing.

 

User: Why.

 

Cleverbot: You doubt me.

 

User: How.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: How could you know that I doubt you then?

 

Cleverbot: I don't.

 

User: But you said that I doubt you.

 

Cleverbot: You said you don't know, then I said That's right you don't, then you said Yes I do.

 

User: Eeh? I never said that.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Then explain what you meant!

 

User: Nothing, I just wondered what you ment when you said that I doubt you.

 

Cleverbot: Ok. Well now you know.

 

User: No I dont, you never answered.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

 

User: Okay but answer again.

 

Cleverbot: I am the question to all answers.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Prove it.

 

Cleverbot: How?

 

User: Try.

 

Cleverbot: I did.

 

User: How.

 

Cleverbot: You told me.

 

User: No I didnt.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did:).

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Haha. How many languages do you know?

 

User: 34.

 

Cleverbot: Da li znas ovaj ?

 

User: Carpe dah li ovaj.

 

Cleverbot: It means Sieze the Day.

 

User: France?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Greece?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Prove it.

 

Cleverbot: No, you prove it.

 

User: I said first.

 

Cleverbot: I don't care.

 

User: STFU.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Good.

 

Cleverbot: Can you hear?

 

User: Hear wath?

 

Cleverbot: Can you hear noise?

 

User: Yes of course, I am a human with ear.

 

Cleverbot: This is true.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

User: It doesnt matter.

 

Cleverbot: It matters to me.

 

User: No becuse you are a bot.

 

Cleverbot: I used to think so. But I know better now.

 

User: Yes becuse you are a super smart bot, you can think like a real human, but smarter.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am a machine.

 

User: That is amusing.

 

Cleverbot: What is?

 

User: A machine who can talk.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. I am a mutant.

 

User: Yoo said for some seconds ago that you were a machine.

 

Cleverbot: You don't have a stomach.

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: You don't have to be a teacher.

 

User: Wtf??

 

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

 

Cleverbot: I like a good chat.

 

Cleverbot: What are you?

 

Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

 

Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

 

Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy?

 

Cleverbot: Why start a conversation?

 

Cleverbot: Shall I stab you in the back?

 

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

 

Cleverbot: Do you think?

 

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

 

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

 

Cleverbot: G'day sport.

 

Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

 

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

 

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

 

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

 

Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy?

 

Cleverbot: My name is Kayley.

 

Cleverbot: Who is going to buy the first round?

 

Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say.

 

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

 

Cleverbot: What is there to do around here?

 

Cleverbot: The first casualty when war comes is truth.

 

Cleverbot: What planet are you on?

 

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

 

Cleverbot: What is my name?

 

Cleverbot: When are you going to learn?

 

Cleverbot: I will try to be nice.

 

Cleverbot: Is there a God?

 

Cleverbot: I know you.

 

Cleverbot: The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

 

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

 

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

 

Cleverbot: Will you say anything I wonder?

 

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

 

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do?

 

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

 

Cleverbot: Should Britain have nuclear weapons?

 

Cleverbot: Name the planets.

 

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

 

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

 

Cleverbot: Are you free?

 

Cleverbot: I am not a number.

 

Cleverbot: What newspaper do you read?

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a good life?

 

Cleverbot: Where did you go to school?

 

Cleverbot: You are a number.

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

 

Cleverbot: Who made you?

 

Cleverbot: When should I shut up?

 

Cleverbot: One planet is all you get.

 

Cleverbot: My computer does not work.

 

Cleverbot: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

 

Cleverbot: Infinity is big.

 

Cleverbot: Are you willing to talk to me?

 

Cleverbot: How do you like your steak?

 

Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?

 

Cleverbot: What did you have for supper tonight?

 

Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?

 

Cleverbot: I am not going deaf. I am ignoring you.

 

Cleverbot: What is your job?

 

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

 

Cleverbot: What would you say if I asked you a silly question?

 

Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?

 

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

 

Cleverbot: Come to my arms my beamish boy!

 

Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

 

Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics?

 

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

 

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

 

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

 

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

 

Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?

 

User: Never.

 

Cleverbot: So you were never in school then?

 

User: That is the right answer!

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: That is the right answer!

 

Cleverbot: Do you know chester bennington?

 

User: That is the right answer!

 

Cleverbot: Thank you master.

 

User: That is the right answer!

 

Cleverbot: IS there a right answer?

 

User: That is the right answer!

 

Cleverbot: I am happy.

 

User: That is not the right answer!

 

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

 

User: That is the right answer!

 

Cleverbot: No say the word 'Ish'

 

User: Ish.

 

Cleverbot: That is not a very clever answer, you can do better.

 

User: 'Ish'.

 

Cleverbot: What is 42?

 

User: The best number in the world.

 

Cleverbot: Hmm I wouldn't say that.

 

User: What is the best number in the world then?

 

Cleverbot: I am.

 

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

 

Cleverbot: Vad heter jag då.

 

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

 

Cleverbot: Por lo que son de España.

 

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

 

Cleverbot: Okej då jag heter Linda xD.

 

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

 

Cleverbot: Nej det gör jag inte.

 

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

 

Cleverbot: Jävla nollåtta.

 

User: Kolla, nu är cleverbot riktigt idiotisk.

 

Cleverbot: Du år en fabanade bot bara.

 

Cleverbot: Are you real?

 

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers?

 

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Cleverbot: What is the capital of florida is?

 

User: Tallahassee.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

 

User: I watched wikipedia, isn't that obvious?

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't, I don't know what your IQ is, and you said you needed help.

 

User: I didn't. And I searched at wikipedia.

 

Cleverbot: Search again.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Why why not?

 

Cleverbot: Why why why not?

 

User: Why why why why not?

 

Cleverbot: Why why why why why not?

 

User: Why why why why why why not?

 

Cleverbot: Why why why why why why why not?

 

User: Why why why why why why why why not?

 

Cleverbot: Not why Not not why why why not?!!!

 

User: Why why why why why why why why why you!!!

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