Bra/roliga Chuck Norris Facts

[Mezox]

Här skriver vi bra eller roliga Chuck Norris facts. Jag börjar med några:

 

-Chuck Norris has Xbox live... on his PS3.

-When Chuk Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn't live on earth. Earth lives under Chuck Norris.

-Outer space exists because it's afraid of being on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

-There are no signs of life on Mars because Chuck Norris has been there.

-Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but the grim reaper hasn't built up enough courage to tell him.

-Children wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

-Chuck Norris whipes his ass with chainmail and sandpaper.

-The Roman Empire wanted to crucify Chuck Norris. After that there was no Roman Empire.

-The role of Rambo was originally planned to be played by Chuck Norris. They changed it because they didn't want to make the movie a documentary.

-Chuck Norris wasn't starring in the movie "Titanic" because he would have rescued everyone.

[360Xbox]

När Chuck Norris gör armhävningar lyfter han inte upp sig själv, han trycker ner jorden.

 

Jag tycker att Chuck Norris skämt börjar bli gamla, var kul för typ 3 år sen...

[Hivee]

var kul för typ 3 år sen...

Nja.

[FreakyStyley]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

[CHORDAZBA]

Chuck Norris is able to ban GM.

[Lynott]

Innan Chuck Norris simmade i Döda havet hette det bara "havet".