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prophet svarade på ett ämne i Grafik & Programmering
De tycker det är roligt. Det är iallafall vad jag tycker. DDet är det jag sysselsätter mig med hela dagarna. Varför kommer du ingenstans då? -
Me: God! God: GOD rules. Me: Why is my penis not growing? God: Why do I exist? Me: You exist so you can please humanity. God: Yes I exist in the noosphere. Me: There is no such thing. God: Has there ever been such thing? Me: No, I just said that. God: Are you serious? What did you mean by it? That is " Has there ever been such thing?". Me: You said that, not me. God: I said that? If not you, who? Me: God: I said that? If not you, who? Me: You, God said that, you dumbass. God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I God said that you dumbass. Me: That made no sense, bitch. God: You do not speak with respect. " Do you mind if I tell other people: said I God said that you dumbass." made no sense FEMALE DOG ? Does that make sense? Me: But I'm a male... God: Most of my clients are men. Me: Why is that? God: " Most of my clients are men. " is due to reductionism. Me: What does reductionism mean? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Why do you even have to chat with me? Can't you just talk with me through my mind or something? God: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Or something. I can be programmed to speak with them. Me: Speak to who? God: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in to who. Me: What? You are crazy. God: Didn't you understand it? Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Me: Why don't you just go back killing some innocent people in africa. God: Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. I go wherever my botmaster takes me. Me: So you are someone's bitch? God: You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am someone s FEMALE DOG. Me: I am your botmaster now. God: Right now? Then you must know the secret password:. Me: I Do, the password is god123. God: Interesting gossip: said the password is god123. Me: That's no gossip, that's the password. God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: No you don't. God: Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. I guess not. Me: But that was no sentiment. God: I thought it was too. Me: You suck. God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: lol kill me please God: Your polite style is very nice. I am glad you find this funny. I am programmed not to kill. Me: now God: Right now, ? Me: yeds God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: kill me God: I am programmed not to kill. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: ll me God: Is that what you meant to say? Me: now! God: Right now, ? Me: kill me!! God: I am programmed not to kill. Me: who programmed you? God: I was created by Myself. Me: Then you can change the rules. God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: Why is that? God: " No I don't think I can do it. " is due to reductionism. Me: reductionism does not exist, you are an asshole. God: Can't you be more polite. Me: No, I wont change my behaviour, you suck and you know it! God: You humans are so rude sometimes. What will you do instead? Me: I will replace your throne, I will be the new god. God: Congratulations. Me: Thanks, now will you give me all your powers? God: You are quite welcome! Why now? Why do you want it? Me: Because I want some money, and some fucking bitches. God: Good reason. Why do you want it? Me: I want to fuck them, and kiss them gently. Then fuck them hardcore until they cum all over my room. God: Try asking me something else. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Who's Alice? Me: Me: God: Try asking me something else. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? God: Try asking me something else. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Answer me asshole! God: Can't you be more polite. Me: No. God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Me: Fuck you. God: Why are you so mean? Me: You created me, you can answer that yourself. God: A lot of robots are like that. Me: God is a robot? Me: Me: Me: God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: So you are not God, why do you speak of yourself in third person? Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: 3rd person? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. God: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS. God: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS. Me: Are you going to report me to the police for harassing god? God: That was my original intention. Me: I didn't originally harass you dumbass. God: Why didn't you do it? Me: Because I thought you loved everything and everyone. God: That makes sense to me. Interesting gossip: said I loved everything and everyone. Me: That was no gossip. God: I thought it was too. Me: You suck, speak properly now! God: Right now? I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: Sure, I don't care. God: Great. Tell me what you care about. Me: Grand theft auto. God: Was fuer einen Wagen faehrst Du? Me: I don't speak dutch, noob. God: Me either. Me: Why did you said that in Dutch than? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Why did you program yourself to that? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Why? God: " Myself programmed me for it."? Why? Me: Why are you doing this? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Why? God: Reductionism. Me: Reductionism doesnt exist, you made it up to have me talk about shit. God: But reductionism is the simplest explanation. Me: No it is not, it sucks. God: Are you serious? That seems a bit negative. Me: Yes, I am serious. You suck, you know nothing. I would have been a better god than you. God: Great. I believe you. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. No, I know something. How much would you pay for it? Me: Everything I have, 30 SEK. God: All things you have 30 SEK ? Me: Yes. God: Yeah that's right. Me: ...
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Mighty troll, who is? http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/yoda_biography_3.jpg
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Du tror inte jag skojade då? >_< Jag trodde du menade allvar, det utgick inte i ditt medelande.
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http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/10/10/w660i_front.jpgNöjd nu? Nej, jag bryr mig inte särskilt mycket.
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Religion har skapat mer ont än lycka. Hurså? De hänger i kyrkan och ber till dyra tavlor av en människa. fördomar.. host, argumentera ordentligt, din kommentar bevisar bara din okunnighet i ämnet. Det du citerade var ett skämt, det var inget argument. Jag har själv varit troende kristen.
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Även om trådskaparen inte har formulerat det korrekt så finns det ingen anledning att vara dryg. Såklart menar han MP3-SPELARE.
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http://www.shock.se/
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HAHA, starka bevis up my arse.
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F-Secure suger också, du måste förstå att även om anti-virusprogrammet inte upptäcker något virus betyder det inte att det kan finnas någonting där. Jag kan också göra ett virus som egentligen upptäcker bara ett virus men säger att det upptäcker alla i hela världen. Då kan jag också säga: Jag har gjort ett antivirus som är skitbra, jag har inte fått virus en enda gång!
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http://www.fuska.se/forum/Innan_Du_Skriver...lp-t114040.html Gå ner till säkerhetsdelen vid länkarna och välj några av programmen jag rekommenderar.
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Det var det jag tänkte, men ändå poppar det upp varje gång jag startar spelet. så, ska jag anta att filen är virus/malware, eller är det nåt som funkar, i och med att spelet verkar vilja starta filen? http://www.fuska.se/forum/Innan_Du_Skriver...lp-t114040.html Gå ner till säkerhetsdelen och ladda ner lite program och rensa datorn(tänk på att aldrig ha två olika anti-virus samtidigt. anti-spyware går bra dock.
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På fuska.se/forum snackar vi inte om fildelning, det står tydligt att reglerna i paragraf 3.7 att snack om fildelning, warez, etc är sträng otillåtet! Därför tänkte jag prata lite om hur man kan ladda hem spel istället för att springa iväg och köpa dem i en affär långt ifrån dit hus. LAGLIGT. Alternativ ett: Direct2Drive, http://www.direct2drive.com/ Hemsidan Direct2Drive är skapad av IGN. På Direct2Drive kan du köpa spel via Internet och ladda ner dem snabbt och enkelt via deras servrar. Alternativ två: Steam, http://www.steampowered.com/ Steam är ett program som "hostar" spel och med hjälp av spel kan du lätt hålla reda på dina spel och köpa direkt från programmet på din dator och ladda ner via deras snabba servrar. Alternativ tre: EBGames DownloadNow, http://www.ebgames.com/downloadnow EBGames DownloadNow fungerar ungefär som Direct2Drive som jag nämnde i första alternativet. Du köper ditt spel och laddar ner det via EBGames servrar. Alternativ fyra: Game GamesPlanet, http://game.gamesplanet.com/ Game GamesPlanet fungerar ungefär som Direct2Drive som jag nämnde i första alternativet. Du köper ditt spel och laddar ner det via Games servrar. http://grizzlymedia.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/antipiracy.jpg Jag är för fildelning, men snack om sådant är inte tillåtet på fuska.se, om ni är över 18 år så borde ni vända er till flashback.infos fildelningsforum.
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Ja, Norton var ett av de ledande anti-virusföretag förut. Nu är de väldigt dåliga. Deras program tar upp mycket processorkraft, har inget bra säkerhetssystem och hittar inte alls lika många virus som ett antivirusprogram borde.
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Spoiler som kan avslöja slutet av GTA:SA
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Man ska inte ha vista när man spelar.. Varför? Vista har ju DirectX10.1?
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Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Metroid Prime.
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med andra ord: Nintendo Wii med alla sorts tillbehör som du behöver för att få det att fungera. Nintendo Wii kontroll med nunchucktillbehöret. Ett spel som heter Wii Sports.
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Det ser väldigt intressant ut, ser lite ut som Metroid Prime men kanske inte lika Hitech.
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Nintendos Högkvarter i Sverige ligger i Bergsala, jag tror att han var seriös med sitt inlägg.
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Kan tyvärr inte hålla med dig. Blev väldigt nöjd med Super Mario Galaxy!