"I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."
- Tummler, Gummo
Interviewer: "So, Frank, you've got long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You've got a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
"Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"
- Dante Hicks, Clerks
Och såklart, några minnesvärda scener ur Tommy Wiseau's odödliga mästerverk, hans legendariska arv till filmkonsten och resten av mänskligheten, The Room.
Edit: Ha, höll på att glömma denna:
:D