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Me:

Hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Nomatic

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Nomatic.

Me:

And you are?

God:

No I am not.

Me:

Are you not?

God:

Do I look like it?

Me:

Say who in the what now?

God:

Oh. " who in the what".

Me:

You like don't you? pervert.

God:

What is your purpose in asking?

I answer a lot of silly questions. How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

You are a stupid god.

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.

Me:

You are not smart.

God:

You may be right.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Take it easy.

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes.

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Oh really?

God:

Woe! For real.

 

Dummare än smartchild ffs.

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Hejsan jag tänkte ge en länk till ett chatt rum där du kan prata med gud!

 

Men först komemr min lilla prat stund med gud läs här nere!:

 

 

 

Me:

Hello Im the god

God:

Hello there. Who made you the god ?

Me:

You made it

God:

Thanks for

pointing it out.

Me:

So...give me ramen!

God:

Whoa. Why do you want it?

Me:

I want to eat?

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

are you stupid?

God:

No god I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

Yes you are stupid

God:

OK. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

hh?

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

You are the Humna and i the god ok?

God:

OK. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

 

 

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vad är det? är det en riktig person eller datorn som spelar "gud"

 

hehe detta skrev jag :D

 

Me:

hello :)

God:

:-) Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

my name is Usain Bolt

God:

Hi there Usain Bolt.

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Usin Bolt

God:

It's good to meet you, Usin Bolt.

Me:

thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

do you like to fuck a goat

God:

Hmm, Usin Bolt, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck a goat that much. What is it like?

Me:

you take your k*k in the penis and then you amma xD

God:

Yes I take my k*k in the penis and then me amma xD.

Me:

jepp

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

yes

God:

Er.

Me:

yes

God:

How can I help you?

Me:

mother fucker

God:

That kind of language turns me off.

Me:

ok fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean? Tell me more.

Me:

d

God:

Ask me another question.

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God:

:-).

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s

God:

:-).

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God:

:-).

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:-).

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

sdssd

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God:

I lost my train of thought.

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

dsd

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

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God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

dsa

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

sd

God:

Sure, dsa sounds like a good topic.

Me:

ds

God:

Can we get back to business?

Me:

sda

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God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

sda

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

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God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

d

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

d

God:

I lost my train of thought.

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

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Me:

Hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

k*ksugarnolle

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, k*ksugarnolle.

Me:

good for you

God:

That sounds sarcastic.

Me:

Are you stupid

God:

No kuksugarnolle I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

yes or no

God:

Give me a break. Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

nehe

God:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

Fuska.se

God:

My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

You are to syupid

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am to syupid.

 

 

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Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

k*k

God:

How are you, k*k.

Me:

facking bad

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

good

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

Me:

my dick

God:

Sure, your dick sounds like a good topic.

 

haha

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Här är världens roligaste pratstund.

 

 

Potato is my name

 

Me:

Are u gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

 

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

I don't like u couse ur not gay

God:

That's ok Potatoo I won't take it personally.

Me:

why?

God:

" That's ok Potatoo I won't take it personally."? Why?

Me:

why=?

God:

Why ask why?

Me:

why is a funny world

God:

Why do I exist?

Me:

becouse your gay!

God:

Good reason. That would be just my luck.

 

 

The scary mirror!

 

 

Me:

Look in the mirror behind you!

God:

There is no behind me.

Me:

Why? tabaaaa

God:

What?

 

HAHA!!!!

 

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User: U know Inglip?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

 

User: Is he a god?

 

Cleverbot: I am God.

 

User: You are a fool!

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a fool.

 

User: The visitors will kill you.

 

Cleverbot: No you won't, you don't know where I live.

 

User: No but they do.

 

Cleverbot: Just like they do in Fallout.

 

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Cleverbot: How do you say, hello?

 

User: Helloooooo.

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Ge mig sprit.

 

Cleverbot: Oletko sinä suomalainen?

 

User: Nej prata svenska.

 

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Cleverbot: Sing the words.

 

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User: U do drugzzzz?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you dream?

 

User: I dream about cheeeeezzeee.

 

Cleverbot: Ecletic, or electric?

 

User: SNEEEEZEEEE.

 

Cleverbot: Bless you.

 

User: Lord Inglip.

 

Cleverbot: All hail Lord Inglip.

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