Favoritcitat

[Sinclair]

"Jag gillar inte folk!" - Efraim av Alexandria från barnprogrammet Skrotnisse. Redigerat 8 December 2010 av Sinclair

[360Xbox]

Film: "We accept her, one of us" - Freaks

"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you" - Batman Begins

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

 

Spel: " Welcome to the madhouse, Batman! I set a trap and you sprang it gloriously! Now let's get this party started." Batman Arkham Asylum

 

Verkligheten: "Life is like riding a bicycle, in order to keep your balance you must keep moving" - Albert Einstein

[Rullis]

"All I can do is be myself ,whoever that is"

 

"tomorrow is hard enough"

[Svampen2]

"You are not prepared!" Illidan stormrage i wow :P Det var bara för lol då han dog så fort iaf...

[Northwest]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning-Apocalypse now

Redigerat 10 December 2010 av Motard4life

[LOLOL]

Mr. Garrison: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few math problems. What is 5 times 2? C'mon children don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

Clyde: Twelve?

Mr. Garrison: Okay, let's try to get an answer from someone that's not a complete retard. Any answers? C'mon don't be shy!

Kyle: Uhm...I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

Cartman: Nanananana...

Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!

Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking jude!

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the f-word?

Cartman: Jude?

Kyle: No, we're talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fatass!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?!

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Hey, you just said fuck again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: Mmmmm!

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: So what? It didn't hurt anyone! Fuckfucketyfuckfuckfuck!

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school cancellor?!

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?!

SILENCE

Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Cartman: Uhm...I'm sorry...what I really said was...How would you like to suck my balls , Mr. Garrison?!

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

/ South Park

 

Briljant.

Redigerat 13 December 2010 av LOLOL

[Rovarkungen]

"Mod är bara vad den fege tar till när han inte törs." - Okänd.

"Nearly always people believe willingly that which they wish." - Julius Caesar

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." - Winston Churchill.

 

 

[Northwest]

"Hey, reporter! If you lay with your cock against the ground when a tank goes by, it feels fuckin' great!" //Generation Kill

[Zhark]

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Sergeant Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

[Afrokines]

Några andra citat som är ganska bra kommer ju från Postal Dude från Postal-spelen:

 

"Guns don't kill people, I do"

 

"Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!"

 

"You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!"

 

"Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!"

 

"Sign my petition dammit, or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!"

 

Postal 2 Soundboard

Redigerat 14 December 2010 av Afrokines

[Viruz256]

"The question is: is the way the universe began chosen by God for reasons we can't understand, or was it determined by a law of science? I believe the second. Because there is a law such as gravity, the Universe can and will create itself from nothing."

Stephen Hawking

[eXtremE]

-DET LAGGAR NÄR DU STÅR DÄR FLYTTA PÅ DIG

 

Citat av min polare

Redigerat 15 December 2010 av eXtremE